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Created
6 December 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 76% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
35 measurements spanning 51 days, net -424. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 961,920–978,993 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
25 Sept 2026, 14:17
970,618
+2,373
19 Sept 2026, 05:19
968,245
-1,401
16 Sept 2026, 18:16
969,646
-7,377
14 Sept 2026, 18:58
977,023
+5,134
13 Sept 2026, 01:57
971,889
+1,659
11 Sept 2026, 04:18
970,230
+1,400
8 Sept 2026, 07:15
968,830
-1,126
4 Sept 2026, 23:18
969,956
+680
3 Sept 2026, 09:33
969,276
-2,577
2 Sept 2026, 01:33
971,853
+171
31 Aug 2026, 23:47
971,682
-1,812
31 Aug 2026, 01:05
973,494
+2,132
30 Aug 2026, 02:56
971,362
-731
28 Aug 2026, 23:26
972,093
-2,235
27 Aug 2026, 20:36
974,328
+3,883
26 Aug 2026, 20:24
970,445
-4,043
25 Aug 2026, 22:34
974,488
+3,657
24 Aug 2026, 21:45
970,831
-1,082
23 Aug 2026, 09:32
971,913
+2,544
21 Aug 2026, 21:48
969,369
first reading
Engagement
1,217 posts held, back to 26 August 2025 — the reader has reached the start of this channel’s public history, so this is the full archive Telegram still exposes. Read across 169 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
6.41%
avg views ÷ 970,618 subscribers
Avg views / post
62,200
81 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.10%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
81
of 1,217 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 September 2026
Posts held
1,217 (26 August 2025 – 27 September 2026)
Views total
5,035,700
Reactions total
55,190
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
28 Sept 2026, 07:29 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈1,650
Videos
≈152
Links
≈3,510
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 28 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
18s
Average length
18s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
View velocity
How fast this channel’s own posts pick up views, from re-reading them repeatedly in the hours and days after they were published rather than the single reading most entries on this register get. Coverage is early and only a small minority of channels hold it at all — a gap in this section means the post has not been re-read again yet, not that nothing happened.
3 most recently posted, with a view-velocity reading
60 minutes: 9,880 → 3.0 hours: 16,000 → 6.0 hours: 30,600 → 12 hours: 33,900still climbing at last reading
not yet at 24h
4.2 hoursprovisional — final view count still climbing
Curve is every standard checkpoint we hold a reading for (+1h, +3h, +6h, +12h, +24h, +48h, +7d after posting) — measured where a real reading landed close enough to that age, interpolated where it did not but readings on both sides let one be worked out between them. Nothing is ever extrapolated past the last real reading. Latest reading is the newest view and reaction count we hold for the post, side by side, so a gap between how views and reactions moved is visible without following it into the Observations section above. 24h reach is that one checkpoint on its own, labelled the same way. Half of last-observed views is the age at which a post’s view count crossed half of the highest figure we have read for it so far — an upper bound when the very first reading was already past half (we cannot see the actual crossing), and biased low while the post is still climbing, since “half of final” is dividing by a number that has not finished growing yet. Both caveats are printed inline wherever they apply, never silently dropped.
Reaction mix
137,940 reactions across 170 posts, in 69 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
42,174
30.6%
👍
25,351
18.4%
💯
19,475
14.1%
😁
17,732
12.9%
🔥
8,966
6.50%
💩
5,825
4.22%
🤣
4,071
2.95%
🤡
2,960
2.15%
👏
1,481
1.07%
👌
1,161
0.842%
✍
953
0.691%
🤔
844
0.612%
🎉
831
0.602%
👎
588
0.426%
🤮
529
0.384%
💅
474
0.344%
❤🔥
412
0.299%
🍓
333
0.241%
💋
319
0.231%
🍾
310
0.225%
49 further kinds
3,151
2.28%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 1,000 of the 1,000 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,573,004 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 6 November 2025 to 27 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
595
across the posts below
Posts paid on
118
of 1,000 we hold a reading for · 12%
Most on one post
130
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @temalebedev. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold for this entry (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 6 November 2025 to 27 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
3.80%
38 of 1,000 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
38
posts carrying an erid · 38 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
133,000
over 38 measured posts
Median views · rest
122,000
over 961 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. They are printed side by side with the count behind each rather than as a ratio: an ad and an ordinary post are not otherwise matched — for topic, for length, for hour of day — so the gap between them is a description of two groups and not the effect of one being an ad.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2RanymJSp7L
1
13 March 2026
13 March 2026
2RanymcAyxN
1
28 March 2026
28 March 2026
2Ranyo4fL9g
1
23 May 2026
23 May 2026
2VtzquWUuJr
1
24 July 2026
24 July 2026
2Vtzqutm5N3
1
27 August 2026
27 August 2026
2VtzquvgAHG
1
11 December 2025
11 December 2025
2VtzqvA23pN
1
14 December 2025
14 December 2025
2VtzqvA7EQp
1
5 December 2025
5 December 2025
2VtzqvFXDxD
1
26 June 2026
26 June 2026
2VtzqvJhK9L
1
5 January 2026
5 January 2026
2VtzqvL5cY2
1
10 August 2026
10 August 2026
2VtzqvQN9bw
1
29 June 2026
29 June 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it. 26 further tokens are held for this entry and not listed here.
Measured over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 6 November 2025 to 27 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Донорство крови
У донорства крови есть несколько преимуществ.
Во-первых, сдавать кровь полезно. Пять раз в год сливаешь по пол-литра - она потом восстанавливается, профит.
Во-вторых, сдавать кровь интересно. За каждую сдачу крови можно получить два оплачиваемых выходных.
В-третьих, сдавать кровь выгодно. Скажем, за одну донацию тромбоцитов в объеме, содержащем не менее 200x109 клеток тромбоцитов, - 12 155 рублей.…
Рафинад
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Эта порционность идеальна для армии и тюрем - не нужно подсчитывать, кто сколько своей нечестной ложкой зачерпнул, всем выдали одинаково.
Рафинад - пример борьбы с коррупцией в ситуации неопределенности.
Самый хороший подкаст
—> Никита Березовский и Дмитрий Агеев - руководство «Атома»
ВК Видео: https://vkvideo.ru/video-211437014_456248622
Файл: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/LY3y/amrbLgJch
Большой файл: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/i4eg/b4WLMVdhV
Подкаст: https://vk.ru/podcast-211437014_456243646
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Так было не один и не два раза, поэтому я и обратил внимание. И даж…
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❤379👍271💯128🤣81💩14🍾12🔥7🗿3
Showing the 12 most recent of 1,217 posts we hold for @temalebedev. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republished by 78 registered channels. The 48 listed are the ones that have forwarded the most posts; the rest are counted here but not each listed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 48 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 8 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Максонская ложа (Канал) @nomarketolog · 26,764 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 23 September 2026
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Осовцов говорит @osovtsovgovorit · 78,428 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 21 September 2026
Менталист @mentalroom · 22,440 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 20 September 2026
Записки врача @doctors_memoirs · 30,622 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 7 September 2026
Виктор Пелевин @viktorpelevin · 32,177 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 5 September 2026
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АФОНЯ @afonya · 35,999 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 1 September 2026
Рживопись @rzhivopis1 · 37,020 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 1 September 2026
ТС @tihonsm · 41,873 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 29 August 2026
Асафьев Стас @asafevstas · 235,317 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 26 August 2026
Роман Зарипов @romanzaripov · 56,160 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 23 August 2026
Погнали! | Стас Натанзон @pognaliofficial · 142,308 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 13 August 2026
Роман Тарасенко @romarketing · 22,520 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 20 September 2026
mutim digital — дизайн и маркетинг @mutimdigital · 30,261 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 7 September 2026
Иван Матюхин @ivnmat · 33,089 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 4 September 2026
Котокраб @Kotokrabs · 35,965 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 2 September 2026
Упал, поднялся — блог Славы Рюмина @ruminblog · 63,983 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 22 August 2026
Амиран Сардаров @amiranyshka · 64,289 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 21 August 2026
I’m CEO, beach @imceobeach · 65,613 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 21 August 2026
ЛЕСНЫЕ @lesnue · 74,532 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 19 August 2026
Добродвач @dobro_2ch · 89,710 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 17 August 2026
dacooker_ @Dacookersminds · 91,636 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 16 August 2026
Печень Ховы @pechova · 101,205 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 15 August 2026
This channel appears in 1,559 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Domains linked from posts
59 domains this channel’s own posts have linked to, measured by scanning the post bodies themselves — not the channel’s description, which is the separate Declared links section below when this entry has one. Appearing here is not a claim about who runs the linked site or why the channel linked to it; an advertisement, a news citation and a malicious link all leave the same kind of row.
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“Артемий Лебедев” (@temalebedev), 970,618 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/temalebedev.
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