Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 64% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
9 measurements spanning 6 days, net -9,407. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 707,988–720,217 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
12 Aug 2026, 12:14
709,399
-1,663
11 Aug 2026, 09:32
711,062
-2,047
10 Aug 2026, 12:38
713,109
-3,004
9 Aug 2026, 15:17
716,113
-713
8 Aug 2026, 14:22
716,826
-1,315
7 Aug 2026, 13:31
718,141
-534
6 Aug 2026, 10:00
718,675
-131
6 Aug 2026, 01:30
718,806
no change
6 Aug 2026, 01:07
718,806
first reading
Engagement
151 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
4.42%
avg views ÷ 709,399 subscribers
Avg views / post
31,400
151 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.75%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
151
of 151 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held
151 (5 August 2026 – 12 August 2026)
Views total
4,737,300
Reactions total
83,116
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
12 Aug 2026, 17:38 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈9,260
Videos
≈4,410
Links
≈12,000
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
26m 52s
Average length
28s
Measured directly from 57 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
76,104 reactions across 134 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤡
26,106
34.3%
❤🔥
22,885
30.1%
😢
9,347
12.3%
😁
7,888
10.4%
😱
4,474
5.88%
🐳
3,552
4.67%
🤣
1,852
2.43%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 151 of the 151 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 83,116reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 151 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
27
across the posts below
Posts paid on
21
of 151 we hold a reading for · 14%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @nmshhub. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 151 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
⚡️ Врачи бьют тревогу из-за качества одноразовых ручек «Тирзетта»
Потребители «Тирзетты» жалуются на поломку одноразовых ручек: игла ломается и остается под кожей.
Препарат активно рекламировали Шнур и блогеры как средство для быстрого похудения, но пользователи всё чаще сообщают о проблемах с ручкой - она либо не срабатывает, либо лопается еще до укола.
Врачи предупреждают: застрявшая игла способна мигрировать в …
😀 В канадском кинотеатре повесили нарисованный от руки постер «Человека-паука»
Из-за проблем с доставкой не привезли ни одной оригинальной афиши. Тогда руководство попросило сотрудника нарисовать постер самостоятельно. Его шедевр повесили вместо оригинала – и он уже стал местной достопримечательностью.
❤️🔥 – этот постер явно запомнится больше, чем стандартная афиша!
🤡 – ну такое
❌ НМШ
⚡️Российские миллионеры заключают однополые браки*, чтобы получить…ВНЖ в Греции по скидке
Схема позволяет разделить расходы на «золотую визу»: один покупает недвижимость за €250 000, а второй оформляет ВНЖ как партнёр. В итоге каждый тратит по €125 000 вместо €250 000. Греческий ВНЖ даёт право жить в стране, путешествовать по Шенгену и открывать счета в банках.
* ЛГБТ – запрещенная в РФ организация, признанная экст…
⚡️ Wildberries удалили из App Store в США
Приложение исчезло из американского магазина, но доступно в других странах. Установленная версия продолжает работать.
❌ НМШ
Розыгрыш PlayStation 5 Pro, PlayStation 5, GTA VI и балансов STEAM! 😳
1 место — Sony PlayStation 5 Pro
2 место — Sony PlayStation 5
3-5 место — GTA VI
6-10 место — STEAM баланс 2222р
Для участия нужно всего-лишь:
1. Быть подписанным на каналы YEP и КБ Игры
2. Нажать кнопку «Участвовать» под этим постом
Итоги подведем 25 августа в 20:00 при помощи бота, который выберет случайных победителей. Всем удачи!
😀 Разработчик создал для сына «живой» Roblox с ботами и ChatGPT – чтобы защитить от незнакомцев
Мир выглядит как настоящий мультиплеер: по нему бегают записи чужих прохождений, в чате сидят боты, которые общаются между собой и отвечают мальчику через ChatGPT. Ребёнок даже не догадывается, что играет один в окружении нейросетей.
🤡 – не проще было летсплей включить и геймпад в руки дать?
❌ НМШ
⚡️ Фанаты «Уэнсдэй» в шоке от того, как изменилась Дженна Ортега за год
Всего за 10 часов пост со сравнением актрисы «раньше и сейчас» набрал 13 млн просмотров.
Поклонники обсуждают её новый образ и не скрывают удивления.
❤️🔥 – была красоткой, а стала еще лучше!
🐳 – все как надо, настоящий персонаж из вселенной Бертона
❌ НМШ
⚡️ Зарабатывать на видосах стало проще: VK Видео расширил программу монетизации
Теперь подключиться к программе монетизации можно, начиная с 1000 подписчиков на канале! Чтобы соответствовать новым условиям авторам уже подключенным к программе дадут еще 3 месяца на адаптацию. На время перехода платформа также вводит минимальные гарантированные выплаты.
Получить денежку можно будет только за оригинальный контент, а …
⚡️ В России почти исчезли удалёнщики
За прошлый год число сотрудников на дистанционке сократилось на 21,8% – до 968 тысяч человек. К концу 2026 года их останется всего 600–800 тысяч, прогнозируют эксперты.
В основном удалёнка сохранилась у специалистов высшего разряда, остальных возвращают в офисы или переводят на гибридный формат.
😢 – такова система…
🤡 – да пох, я на заводе работаю
❌ НМШ
⚡️ Базу данных 15 млн казахстанцев выставили на продажу в даркнете
В сеть утекли паспорта, адреса, телефоны, место работы, почта и пароли – личные данные почти 15 из 20 млн жителей страны.
Продавец утверждает, что взломал платформу eGov и вытащил около 47 ГБ информации.
Срочно смените пароли на всех важных сервисах, будьте бдительны 💻
❌ НМШ
⚡️ Конор Макгрегор вернулся к алкоголю – вдохновившись Брэдом Питтом
Боец заявил, что снова начал пить, узнав о возвращении Питта к алкоголю после семи лет трезвости. Макгрегор выпил пару пинт собственного стаута Forged Stout крепостью 4.2% и передал актёру наилучшие пожелания.
❤️🔥 – я тоже ими вдохновляюсь по пятницам
🐳 – за ЗОЖ!
❌ НМШ
⚡️ Живая музыка побеждает: Spotify удалит все ИИ-треки
С середины сентября площадка удалит и перестанет продвигать треки, созданные нейросетями. ИИ-исполнители получат тег «AI Persona» – вернуть такого музыканта в выдачу можно будет только подписавшись на него. В Spotify объяснили решение желанием поддерживать живых артистов.
❤️🔥 – свершилось, осталось дождаться когда это появится у нас
🤡 – если подумать, разве ро…
❤🔥1,370🤡39😁9😢1
Showing the 12 most recent of 151 posts we hold for @nmshhub. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 7,343 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 16 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s.When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 8 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
РИМ 🕊 @rhymesrim · 302,992 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 10 August 2026
MORGENSHTERN @alisherhateu · 629,040 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 8 August 2026
Овсянка, сэр! @ovsyanka · 196,118 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 11 August 2026
ND - Новости Дня @ndnews24 · 271,429 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 10 August 2026
таскам время, потехе час @poteha_time · 440,785 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 10 August 2026
YEP @yep_news · 181,253 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 12 August 2026
Медийка @mediyca · 715,826 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 8 August 2026
Рифмы и Панчи 🤯 @rhymestg · 1,413,480 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 8 August 2026
EDWARD BIL @camon_edward · 350,434 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 10 August 2026
Antipov @antipov · 407,561 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 10 August 2026
Милорд @milord_q · 992,507 Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 8 August 2026
STREAM INSIDE @streaminside · 264,155 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 57 here — alongside 56 others — read 10 August 2026
Алексей Шевцов @jolybells · 359,983 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 August 2026
КК @petrovtel · 529,143 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 9 August 2026
VGTimes @vgtimes · 176,972 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 12 August 2026
MELLSTROY BONUS @mellstroybonus · 330,191 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 10 August 2026
В гостях у Булыча @bulkin_live · 923,589 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 8 August 2026
АНИМЕ ТАРАКАНЫ - Аниме новости @animetarakans · 181,091 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 12 August 2026
Дубровский Синдикат | Жекич Дубровский @dubrovskiy_444 · 682,898 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 8 August 2026
Жеcть дня @zhestnovosty · 1,481,509 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 8 August 2026
ЛИТВИН @litvintm · 1,592,014 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 8 August 2026
Бэкдор @whackdoor · 1,654,052 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 8 August 2026
Москва - это интересно @mskint · 3,372,647 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 7 August 2026
Новости России 76 Сегодня Сейчас @rossia · 199,501 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 11 August 2026
This channel appears in 321 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“НМШ” (@nmshhub), 709,399 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nmshhub.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.