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I’m CTO, bitch

@ctobtch

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20,281subscribers

+16 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001572850682
TypeChannel
Username@ctobtch
Created15 September 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held32
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/ctobtch

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 51% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

20,14520,28120,2136 August 2026 — 20,265 subscribers7 August 2026 — 20,254 subscribers9 August 2026 — 20,253 subscribers10 August 2026 — 20,249 subscribers11 August 2026 — 20,236 subscribers12 August 2026 — 20,215 subscribers13 August 2026 — 20,206 subscribers14 August 2026 — 20,192 subscribers16 August 2026 — 20,182 subscribers17 August 2026 — 20,181 subscribers18 August 2026 — 20,169 subscribers19 August 2026 — 20,182 subscribers20 August 2026 — 20,217 subscribers21 August 2026 — 20,214 subscribers22 August 2026 — 20,215 subscribers24 August 2026 — 20,209 subscribers25 August 2026 — 20,205 subscribers26 August 2026 — 20,218 subscribers27 August 2026 — 20,220 subscribers28 August 2026 — 20,217 subscribers29 August 2026 — 20,218 subscribers30 August 2026 — 20,212 subscribers31 August 2026 — 20,205 subscribers1 September 2026 — 20,181 subscribers2 September 2026 — 20,176 subscribers3 September 2026 — 20,167 subscribers5 September 2026 — 20,162 subscribers9 September 2026 — 20,152 subscribers11 September 2026 — 20,145 subscribers16 September 2026 — 20,224 subscribers19 September 2026 — 20,246 subscribers25 September 2026 — 20,281 subscribers6 August 202625 September 2026
32 measurements spanning 51 days, net +16. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 20,125–20,301 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Sept 2026, 21:0020,281+35
19 Sept 2026, 06:3620,246+22
16 Sept 2026, 23:4020,224+79
11 Sept 2026, 15:0220,145-7
9 Sept 2026, 00:5720,152-10
5 Sept 2026, 16:2020,162-5
3 Sept 2026, 18:0020,167-9
2 Sept 2026, 06:4420,176-5
1 Sept 2026, 08:4420,181-24
31 Aug 2026, 05:4320,205-7
30 Aug 2026, 08:1820,212-6
29 Aug 2026, 11:2520,218+1
28 Aug 2026, 11:2520,217-3
27 Aug 2026, 10:0720,220+2
26 Aug 2026, 09:0720,218+13
25 Aug 2026, 11:0720,205-4
24 Aug 2026, 12:1320,209-6
22 Aug 2026, 21:1520,215+1
21 Aug 2026, 12:4520,214-3
20 Aug 2026, 14:0320,217first reading

Engagement

36 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 58 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
30.7%
avg views ÷ 20,281 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,230
4 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.67%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 36 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held36 (21 July 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total24,900
Reactions total416
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 00:52 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
9m 13s
Average length
3m 04s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

8,471 reactions across 34 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁5,17961.1%
🔥7819.22%
👍5286.23%
custom 52424857134122993714445.24%
💩2903.42%
🤡2262.67%
🎉2242.64%
custom 54701614916866032181942.29%
💯1341.58%
❤1131.33%
🤬1051.24%
custom 5361902709232377443720.85%
custom 5368469400695351161390.46%
custom 5364066208813424873360.425%
custom 4983593786413155017350.413%
custom 5264799399954895456310.366%
👎240.283%
✍40.047%
👀40.047%
😡40.047%
1 further kind40.047%

Custom emoji. 7 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 36 of the 36 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,968 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 36 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
2.78%
1 of 36 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
3,650
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
12,800
over 35 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2SDnjduJhP912 September 20262 September 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 36 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 2 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 11:50 UTC≈3,650 views15 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Advertisementerid 2SDnjduJhP9Photo

На Avito.Tech.Conf нетворк выходит на сверхновый уровень — на падел-корты 🤩 Офлайн-участники знакомятся и соревнуются во время игр на брендированных фиолетовых кортах в клубе Buenos Padel ВДНХ. А затем идут делать лучшие фотки с плюшевыми котами в зоне отдыха. Шепчем лайфхак как попасть на фиолетовый корт, если еще нет офлайн-билета на конфу: бронируете игру и просите у администратора корт №2 или №3. Спорт-коллаба…

👍5🔥5🤝4✍1

31 Aug 2026, 12:20 UTC≈5,800 views111 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Video

#офисныеблудни Пранк Антона 2.mp4 Именно так начинаются самые крутые идеи на работе: «А давайте пранканём Антона...» (ц)

😁76🔥19👍11💩3👎2

29 Aug 2026, 18:23 UTC≈7,840 views193 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Мы кое-как уживались с Олегом. Тимлидом он в принципе всегда был неплохим. Но однажды Олег позвал меня в переговорку и начал доказывать, что нельзя нанимать жирных! С презентацией, графиками и аргументами. Первые 10 минут я просто ржал. Пока не осознал, что всё это он говорил абсолютно серьёзно. Вот эти аргументы я запомнил с той встречи: «Если индекс массы тела (ИМТ) больше 30, человека НЕЛЬЗЯ нанимать в команду!…

😁141custom 526479939995489545631❤15💩4👍2

28 Aug 2026, 10:15 UTC≈7,610 views97 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Video

Мы у себя в компании уже несколько раз проходили цифровую трансформацию. В первый раз просто переименовали всех админов в Platform SRE-инженеров и завели бумажный журнал электронных писем. Во второй — объявили себя AI-native компанией, оплатили всем сотрудникам доступ к Codex, но запретили передавать туда любые корпоративные данные. Сотрудники ничего не понимали. Зато инвесторы были довольны. Так что очередной под…

😁60👍15🔥10❤8👀4

27 Aug 2026, 17:15 UTC≈8,700 views280 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

#стояделали Коллеги нашли файл под названием «IQ тест». Сразу вспомнил эпоху развития ИТ в стране. Тогда вообще нельзя было открывать ничего. 📁 Не_открывать.exe 📁 Фото_с_корпоратива.dmg 📁 Зарплата.xls.exe 📁 ПровереноВирусовНЕТ.deb Разумеется, открывали всё. Потом несколько дней искали системного администратора. А системный администратор искал того, кто открыл. Хорошее было время. Простое.

😁216💯38🔥20💩4❤2

27 Aug 2026, 08:24 UTC≈10,300 views216 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

#вайбкуколдинг Настоящее программное обеспечение (ИИ слоп) произведён и (или) распространён иностранным агентом Опусом Клодовичем Антропиковым либо касается деятельности иностранного агента Опуса Клодовича Антропикова.

😁174🔥24👍13💯5

26 Aug 2026, 15:00 UTC≈9,120 views28 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Disaster Recovery и Backup решают разные задачи, но их часто путают 👁 Backup сохраняет данные и восстанавливает их за часы, DR — восстанавливает работоспособность всей инфраструктуры за минуты. Если для критичных систем у вас есть только backup, вопрос по RTO (время до восстановления) скорее всего остается открытым. ➡️Evolution Disaster Recovery от Cloud․ru закрывает именно эту часть – быстрого возобновления работы…

🔥11👍8❤6✍3

25 Aug 2026, 07:17 UTC≈9,110 views345 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Как обещал, рассказываю, чем же закончилась история с пизданутой Варварой. Несколько подписчиков правильно догадались. Но начну я чуть издалека. У любого руководителя есть два особых вида разговоров со своими сотрудниками: 😇 Самые приятные разговоры — о повышении зарплаты, особенно когда сумма превосходит ожидания сотрудника / выделении доп. ресурсов его команде и т. п. 😰 Самые неприятные разговоры — когда у сотру…

🔥175😁107👍31❤16🤬16

21 Aug 2026, 18:24 UTC≈13,200 views396 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Это прикол такой? Айтишник с зарплатой 500к+ скидывает за бар в пятницу ровно до копейки 🤦‍♂️

😁281👍73❤20💩12🔥10

19 Aug 2026, 13:04 UTC≈15,400 views399 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

#доброеутро техдира) Конец первой серии. Интересно, многие ли из вас сразу догадались, в какую игру играет Варвара? Подписывайтесь, если интересно, чем это закончится.

😁263🤬89🔥24❤12👍11

17 Aug 2026, 17:11 UTC≈17,000 views300 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Разговор о том, что у нас очень медленная разработка 🐌, в нашей компании поднимался ровно один раз. Под Новый год наш главный по продукту Игорь @cpobtch получил себе крутую лычку CPO, начал по всем отделам внедрять OKR, много говорил про цифровую трансформацию и AI-native компанию. А в феврале плотно присел на уши гендиру: «наша доля рынка не растёт, конкуренты поджимают». И виновата была конечно же неэффективная ра…

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14 Aug 2026, 16:15 UTC≈15,600 views218 reactionsread 2 September 2026
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#вайбкуколдинг Наши финансисты узнали, что импортные разработчики используют особый режим «пещерного человека» при общении с AI. Попросили нас перейти на этот режим, типа так экономится 64% токенов. Мы перешли на «русский матерный». Сэкономили 92% токенов.

😁179👍19custom 524248571341229937115💩3👎2

Showing the 12 most recent of 36 posts we hold for @ctobtch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

I’m CEO, beach
@imceobeach · 65,613
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 21 August 2026
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@devopsina · 23,617
Telegram ranks this channel #77 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 18 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“I’m CTO, bitch” (@ctobtch), 20,281 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ctobtch.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.