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I’m CTO, bitch

@ctobtch

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20,215subscribers

-50 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001572850682
TypeChannel
Username@ctobtch
DescriptionТехдир. Поясняю за IT. По рекламе: @btchmedia Прочие упыри: ❤️ @hrdbtch - дирпопер 🤡 @cpobtch - продакт 🦄 @founderbtch - фаундер 😐 @ceobtch - гендир Регистрация в РКН: https://clck.ru/3R9KF6
Created15 September 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/ctobtch

Growth

20,21520,26520,2406 August 2026 — 20,265 subscribers7 August 2026 — 20,254 subscribers9 August 2026 — 20,253 subscribers10 August 2026 — 20,249 subscribers11 August 2026 — 20,236 subscribers12 August 2026 — 20,215 subscribers6 August 202612 August 2026
6 measurements spanning 6 days, net -50. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 20,208–20,273 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 06:2320,215-21
11 Aug 2026, 02:4820,236-13
10 Aug 2026, 02:5220,249-4
9 Aug 2026, 01:1120,253-1
7 Aug 2026, 00:5620,254-11
6 Aug 2026, 03:3220,265first reading

Engagement

23 posts held, back to 21 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
56.5%
avg views ÷ 20,215 subscribers
Avg views / post
11,400
23 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.21%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
23
of 23 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026
Posts held23 (21 July 202611 August 2026)
Views total262,900
Reactions total5,822
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 23:26 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
348
Videos
53
Links
150

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

5,325 reactions across 21 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 59.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁3,15059.2%
custom 52424857134122993714087.66%
🔥3887.29%
👍3095.80%
🎉2234.19%
🤡2224.17%
💩1993.74%
custom 54701614916866032181813.40%
💯711.33%
custom 5361902709232377443681.28%
custom 4983593786413155017350.657%
custom 5364066208813424873350.657%
230.432%
👎90.169%
😡40.075%

Custom emoji. 5 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 23 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,822reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 23 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

11 Aug 2026, 14:46 UTC≈5,140 views168 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Какой-то сегодня полоумный день. Поясню по посту Игоря: 1. php же мёртвый язык? Типа как шумерский. Вот поэтому и так дорого %) 2. Максим мой зам. Должен же я своего братюню подогреть денежкой. 3. Любой техдир знает, что девопсов нельзя щемить по зарплате. Чтобы нам всем спать спокойно, когда парни 24/7 всё поднимут, что упало. Так что тут тоже подогреваю денежкой.

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11 Aug 2026, 14:36 UTC≈5,140 views209 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @cpobtchPhoto

Кто-то забыл распечатанный файл со всеми зарплатами в офисе. Но не волнуйтесь, я уже сообщил в бухгалтерию, данные не утекли. А вот к зарплатам и плановым повышениям IT есть вопросики: 😡 498 тысяч получают medium программисты на ПХП! Мы что, в 2000-х?! Давайте я буду всё в Claude писать за такие деньги. Оставьте только одного джуна — он будет отлаживать мой код, чтобы работал. 😡 Почему у Максима зарплата больше мо

😁164custom 524248571341229937131👍10💩2🔥2

10 Aug 2026, 16:24 UTC≈6,340 views147 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

#рукойводят Представь: приходишь на работу и видишь у входа такую инсталляцию. Смотришь на эту загадку про два стула пару минут с умным видом — и идёшь работать. А вечером эйчары назначают тебе четыре обязательных тренинга для развития IQ, потому что ты не понял, что это, оказывается, была постановка задачи от руководства!

😁99custom 524248571341229937124💩12👍8🔥4

7 Aug 2026, 12:18 UTC≈9,560 views174 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

#богимаркетинга ❌ У нас хуёвый кабель-менеджмент ✅ 👍 Монтаж любой сложности! Увидел на каком-то сайте. Так понравился этот маркетинговый приём (выдавать полнейшую шляпу за сложную работу), что мы теперь официально заявляем: в веб-студии MAZOK мы не спагетти-код пишем, а делаем разработку ЛЮБОЙ СЛОЖНОСТИ!

😁137custom 524248571341229937118🔥11💩6👍2

6 Aug 2026, 15:07 UTC≈10,700 views183 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Уверены, что распознаете хорошего программиста по резюме? Когда-то в интернете был популярен шуточный тест: по фотографии нужно было угадать, кто перед вами — программист или серийный убийца. Тест отлично показал, что люди ужасно справляются с этой задачей и совершают более 80% ошибок. Четыре года назад мы объединились с другими компаниями и рекрутинговыми агентствами, чтобы решить одну «простую» задачу — научиться

😁74💩61custom 524248571341229937130🔥14👍4

6 Aug 2026, 06:24 UTC≈8,470 views229 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

#база Приятно, когда в команде ценят твои слова и дарят мерч с цитатой. Держите ещё в коллекцию: Настоящий тимлид не повышает голос. Настоящий тимлид повышает зарплату. Себе. Чем глубже в Slack, тем толще тролли.

😁164💯33custom 524248571341229937120👍6🔥6

4 Aug 2026, 09:54 UTC≈9,150 views277 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Хороший HR и вопросы на собеседовании интересные. Но давайте кое-что уточним: 1. Без php половина Интернета сломается. 2. C must die (см. статью) 3. Сейчас в моде 1C, давно пора всё на него переписать.

custom 5470161491686603218181😁56custom 498359378641315501730💯8👍2

3 Aug 2026, 06:20 UTC≈11,200 views166 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Posted without readable text

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2 Aug 2026, 10:19 UTC≈10,600 views295 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Чтобы поднять молот Тора, надо пройти авторизацию или аутентификацию? 🤔

😁176custom 536190270923237744368custom 536406620881342487335custom 524248571341229937115👍1

31 Jul 2026, 07:07 UTC≈14,000 views327 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Раньше раздел должностной инструкции о нейросетях состоял из одного слова: «Нельзя». Выяснилось, что этого недостаточно. Теперь в компании есть документ «Политика использования искусственного интеллекта». 52 страницы. Но по сути, это расширенная версия слова «нельзя». Семён пришёл к нашим безопасникам с рационализаторским предложением: — Я загрузил ваш регламент в ChatGPT. Он предлагает сократить до трёх страниц.

😁294👍17custom 524248571341229937114👎1custom 49835937864131550171

30 Jul 2026, 07:32 UTC≈23,100 views643 reactionsread 12 August 2026

— Google удалил наш Max из магазина. Реакция нужна жесткая, надо оказать давление. — Есть предложение: обязать всех продавцов ставить Max предустановленным. — Отлично. Кто у нас производит телефоны? — Никто. — Значит, обяжем тех, кто продает чужие. Дальше. — Еще вариант — штраф. Крупный, оборотный. — Кому выставляем? — Юрлицу. — А юрлица нет, оно ушло четыре года назад. — Тогда выставим юрлицу, которого нет. И начисл

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29 Jul 2026, 16:27 UTC≈13,200 views418 reactionsread 12 August 2026

#работамечты Для нашего дорогого клиента ищем Data Engineer. В перспективную продуктовую компанию с большими амбициями и небольшими бюджетами. Сфера близка к iGayming индустрии. Не казино! Не бодишоп! Остальное под NDA, но немного расскажем на финальном интервью. Ваша основная задача будет обеспечить бесшовные интеграции (сотни интеграций) в сфере AI, их надёжность, масштабируемость и быстродействие. 🎯 КОГО ИЩЕМ: 1

🤡222😁114💩43custom 524248571341229937128🔥11

Showing the 12 most recent of 23 posts we hold for @ctobtch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 27,891 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“I’m CTO, bitch” (@ctobtch), 20,215 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ctobtch.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.