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I’m CFO, bitch

@cfobtch

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720subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002174370385
TypeChannel
Username@cfobtch
CreatedBetween 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 August 2026
Measurements held2
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/cfobtch

Growth

719720719.56 Aug 2026, 22:46 — 719 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 17:57 — 720 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 22:467 Aug 2026, 17:57
2 measurements taken within a single day, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 719–720 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Aug 2026, 17:57720+1
6 Aug 2026, 22:46719first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 30 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
107.2%
avg views ÷ 720 subscribers
Avg views / post
772
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.20%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held16 (30 May 20266 August 2026)
Views total3,860
Reactions total162
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 22:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

545 reactions across 16 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁28752.7%
🔥12723.3%
👍9116.7%
😢254.59%
😇112.02%
30.55%
👎10.183%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 545reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 30 May 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 07:02 UTC224 views10 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Как бигтехи кошмарят вас на собеседованиях Успешно пройти секцию по профильным хардам, но смачно опозориться на логической задаче с часами? Классика бигтеха 😆 Автор этой истории побывал на собесе в ❤️ и рассказал всю правду о цирке, который там происходил. Готовьте попкорн! Вита Заебумба | Путь корпората — топовый канал про IT, сферу найма, трешовые собесы и работу в корпорациях. Просто кладезь кулстори не только

👍43🔥3

31 Jul 2026, 16:36 UTC538 views35 reactionsread 6 August 2026

#порнорежим #офисныеблудни Вот вы думаете у нас работа скучная. А как вам такое: моя главный бухгалтер опечаталась в письме с пояснениями для ФНС. Вместо слова «пени» написала «пенис». В двух местах. Опечатку заметили, но уже поздно. Пу-пу-пуууу.... Пришлось звонить инспектору, объясняться. Нас успокоили, сказали, что им сейчас и в более грубой форме ответы пишут, порой даже с фотографиями.

😁24👍5🔥5👎1

28 Jul 2026, 05:42 UTC938 views42 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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😁17🔥15👍10

18 Jul 2026, 06:43 UTC≈1,020 views37 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Разобрался, почему платёж за ЖКУ вырос. Узнав о корпускулярно-волновом дуализме, «Мосэнергосбыт» стал присылать две платёжки: за свет как волны и за свет как частицы. Если у вас также, то будьте осторожны — это мошенническая схема. Потому что за волны водоканал присылает.

😁25🔥7👍5

17 Jul 2026, 06:27 UTC≈1,140 views38 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#фактналицо Коллеги, в связи с тем, что платить 317 рублей за час мы вам не можем, вынужден выпустить новый приказ №47 «О мерах по адаптации к МРОЧ». Вот ключевые пункты, которые легко запомнить по первым буквам: 🔠 Считать рабочим часом не 60, а 95 минут. Так комфортнее для внутренней бухгалтерии. 🔠 Использование AI-инструментов не учитываются в расчете з/п (фактически вы в это время не работаете). 🔠 Совещания опла

😁22👍7🔥6😢3

11 Jul 2026, 05:46 UTC851 views39 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

😁23😢10👍5😇1

10 Jul 2026, 10:22 UTC800 views35 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#баблишко Пришёл счёт за ChatGPT. 15 долларов. Решил посмотреть, за что мы, собственно, платим такие деньги. Зашёл вечером в опенспейс, сел за случайный ноут (не скажу чей, но монитор был грязный), открыл историю. Вы только посмотрите, что наша команда пишет искусственному интеллекту за корпоративный счет. Просто охренели! Какое отношение всё это имеет к рабочему процессу? Со следующего месяца оплачивать эти ваши с

😁19😇10👍6

8 Jul 2026, 06:45 UTC547 views28 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @ctobtch

У нас крупнейшая в СНГ и Европе студия заказной разработки. Продажи в этом году сильно упали. Провели опрос по нашей базе заказчиков (средний и крупный бизнес из перспективных сегментов экономики). 17% - сказали, что бюджеты на RnD порезали; 22% - юристы запрещают продлять контракты (а у нас пара человек из РБ); 41% - попросили пятихатку до получки

😁14😢8🔥6

3 Jul 2026, 06:15 UTC902 views25 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#фактналицо (Не)уважаемый отдел маркетинга. Чтобы я больше не видел ваши бешеные счета на Яндекс.Директ и VK Реклама по 50 рублей за подписчика. Держите лайфхак — подписчики всего по 0.03 рубля: Покупаем билет Кабо-Верде – Нью-Йорк за 67 265 ₽ и получаем +1.7 млн. фолловеров всего за один матч.

🔥11😁8👍6

24 Jun 2026, 15:34 UTC≈1,290 views43 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Все приложения по продаже ценных бумаг неправильно позиционируют падение цен. Вместо «Падение рынка» нужно говорить «Летняя распродажа!» Раз мы готовы покупать китайские трусы со скидкой, то почему бы не прикупить нефтянки и цветмет по акции?

🔥21😁15👍7

19 Jun 2026, 06:35 UTC≈1,330 views47 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#вакансиямечты Наш HR уверяет, что найти Senior-разработчика за 30 000 ₽ в месяц невозможно. Пришлось всё делать самому. И мне кажется, я отлично справился. Скрины прилагаю (осторожно, там маты). Правда, про крем так и не понял.

😁32🔥9👍6

15 Jun 2026, 11:04 UTC≈1,390 views23 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#рискнёмнавсюкотлету В любом бизнесе полезно иногда проверять, а не проигрывают ли твои акции килограмму сосисок. VK вот уже проигрывает. Инвестор VK сейчас имеет примерно 238 руб. за акцию. А килограмм сосисок сейчас стоит 567 руб. Это за обычные, хорошие — дороже.

😁11🔥6👍5😢1

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @cfobtch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“I’m CFO, bitch” (@cfobtch), 720 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cfobtch.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.