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I’m CPO, bitch

@cpobtch

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902subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002424725815
TypeChannel
Username@cpobtch
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 August 2026
Measurements held2
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/cpobtch

Growth

9009029016 Aug 2026, 22:02 — 900 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 19:17 — 902 subscribers6 Aug 2026, 22:027 Aug 2026, 19:17
2 measurements taken within a single day, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 900–902 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Aug 2026, 19:17902+2
6 Aug 2026, 22:02900first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 26 May 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
88.2%
avg views ÷ 902 subscribers
Avg views / post
796
6 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.81%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
6
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held20 (26 May 20266 August 2026)
Views total4,775
Reactions total182
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 22:02 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

689 reactions across 20 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 49.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁34449.9%
👍14220.6%
🔥11917.3%
💯618.85%
🙏152.18%
💩40.581%
30.435%
👎10.145%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 689reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 26 May 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 07:01 UTC394 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Как бигтехи кошмарят вас на собеседованиях Успешно пройти секцию по профильным хардам, но смачно опозориться на логической задаче с часами? Классика бигтеха 😆 Автор этой истории побывал на собесе в ❤️ и рассказал всю правду о цирке, который там происходил. Готовьте попкорн! Вита Заебумба | Путь корпората — топовый канал про IT, сферу найма, трешовые собесы и работу в корпорациях. Просто кладезь кулстори не только

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3 Aug 2026, 10:19 UTC535 views24 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Вот именно так и раздувается инвестиционный пузырь вокруг AI. Инвесторы смотрят на это, мозг выключается, и они дают миллионы со словами: «Дайте две!»

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30 Jul 2026, 04:31 UTC816 views28 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @founderbtch

Есть у меня друг, Миша «Темщик». Предложил вместе с ним вложиться в пункты выдачи Wildberries. Знает хорошие точки, где открыться. С него идея и порешать все орг вопросы, с меня — 50,000$ на старт. Говорит реальная тема, ещё ни в США, ни в Китае не просекли, можно рано залететь. Что думаете, стоит вложиться? 👍 #рискнёмнавсюкотлету

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28 Jul 2026, 10:42 UTC840 views29 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#культурныйшок Друзья, если кто-то потерял меня, я в отпуске: в Китае. Удалось побывать в городе Шэньчжэне, где прошел первый в мире MMA чемпионат среди роботов. Выглядит эпично. Это я к чему. У них робот падает, но тут же встает и продолжает бой. А наш сервис когда падает, встает только через 4 часа. И то потому что кто-то из кодеров его руками рестартанул. Хочу, чтобы наш прод дрался как эти роботы. Узнаю, можно

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23 Jul 2026, 10:09 UTC≈1,160 views48 reactionsread 6 August 2026

#стояделали У нас на серваке для одного крупного ритейл-клиента крутится система умного ценообразования. Огромная ML-модель на биг дате: история продаж, погода, курс доллара, лунный календарь — вот это все. Каждую ночь система пересчитывает цены на 40,000 SKU в 2 000 магазинах по всей стране, чтобы максимизировать выручку с точностью до рубля. Выглядит это реально впечатляюще. Я лично показывал этот дашборд инвестор

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20 Jul 2026, 05:57 UTC≈1,030 views42 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#стояделали Вчера пришлось уволить одного из специалистов нашей тех. поддержки. Нет, девочка она хорошая, но вот с технической базой явно проблемы. Все бы ничего, да этот запрос пришел от Камшотбанка. Ключевой партнер, как никак...

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11 Jul 2026, 15:11 UTC≈1,310 views32 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Дизайн-команда, у меня для вас отличная новость. Вышло расширение для Chrome, которое копирует любой сайт в Figma как живой редактируемый макет. Но не паникуйте заранее. Вы нам всё ещё нужны. На первое время. Чтобы выбирать, у каких сайтов копировать.

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6 Jul 2026, 06:11 UTC≈1,510 views32 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#стояделали Вот так всегда: ставишь импортозамещённый Календарь из Рустора, а получаешь «продукт» отечественной разработки.

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2 Jul 2026, 06:00 UTC≈1,510 views45 reactionsread 6 August 2026

#сракигорят #вайбкуколдинг Ты годами пилишь сложнейший FinTech продукт с блэкджеком и платёжными шлюзами. С командой маркетологов три месяца готовишь масштабную рекламную кампанию. За год еле-еле отращиваешь MAU до тысячи пользователей. Мечтаешь через три года выйти в ноль. А тем временем твой друг за неделю навайбкодил приложение, в котором пользователь должен заплатить 1$, чтобы посмотреть, сколько людей заплатили

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24 Jun 2026, 10:11 UTC≈1,440 views30 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#офисныеблудни Кто приклеил ЭТО на дверь моего кабинета??? Посмотрю по камерам и накажу. Во-первых, мы не в Индии. А, во-вторых. Просто идите в жопу... 😡

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22 Jun 2026, 06:21 UTC≈1,230 views38 reactionsread 6 August 2026

#баблишко #рукойводят Представим ситуацию: Гена @ceobtch смотрит на расходы в компании. Видит Олега за 150к. Думает: «вот где экономия!» Увольняет. Минус 150к с бюджета! Гена доволен 😋 Но вот что он не посчитал: 1. Работу Олега кто-то должен делать прямо сейчас. Это Макс. Макс получает те же деньги, но работать ему теперь предлагают за двоих. Макс пишет в чат: «идите нахуйвпизду, я не джун, чтобы затыкать ваши д

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20 Jun 2026, 16:07 UTC≈1,130 views53 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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#заказчики $10 000 на маркетинговые исследования. 516 часов работы трех UX-дизайнеров. 100 итераций бета-тестов. A/B тест на 50 000 пользователей. Онбординг с подсказками на каждом шаге. В то же время каждый второй юзер... 😵

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @cpobtch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 37,285 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“I’m CPO, bitch” (@cpobtch), 902 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cpobtch.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.