@projectmemes
😁24❤5💯4

Channel
@abbsol
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Advertising · Posts · Polls · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
29,772subscribers
-10 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001020367488 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @abbsol |
| Description | Вы всё делаете неправильно, сейчас расскажем, как надо 🔥 Рассказывают Ира Михеева, Серёжа Антонов, Юля Манохина, Даша Бондарева, Настя Андронова, Паша Федоров, Валера, Виталик Вебер. Реклама: @volodyazavr #9XBEE |
| Created | 9 January 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/abbsol |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 18:44 | 29,772 | -6 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 18:06 | 29,778 | -7 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 15:07 | 29,785 | -2 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 16:04 | 29,787 | -8 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 17:41 | 29,795 | -5 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 20:48 | 29,800 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:27 | 29,802 | +20 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 01:52 | 29,782 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 22:11 | 29,782 | first reading |
31 posts held, back to 24 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 31 (24 July 2026 – 12 August 2026) |
| Views total | 55,804 |
| Reactions total | 1,760 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 21:41 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
1,545 reactions across 28 posts, in 35 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 426 | 27.6% | |
| ❤ | 348 | 22.5% | |
| 💯 | 145 | 9.39% | |
| 👍 | 120 | 7.77% | |
| 🔥 | 79 | 5.11% | |
| ❤🔥 | 58 | 3.75% | |
| ✍ | 57 | 3.69% | |
| 👌 | 36 | 2.33% | |
| 🍾 | 32 | 2.07% | |
| 🥴 | 27 | 1.75% | |
| 😍 | 25 | 1.62% | |
| 🍓 | 24 | 1.55% | |
| 🤔 | 24 | 1.55% | |
| 🍌 | 18 | 1.17% | |
| 👀 | 16 | 1.04% | |
| 🥰 | 15 | 0.971% | |
| 🤣 | 13 | 0.841% | |
| 💊 | 11 | 0.712% | |
| 😭 | 11 | 0.712% | |
| 🤩 | 9 | 0.583% | |
| 15 further kinds | 51 | 3.30% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 31 of the 31 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,760reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 31 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @abbsol. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 31 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 24 July 2026 to 12 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor.A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
| erid | Posts | First seen | Last seen |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2SDnjf3xjCo | 1 | 4 August 2026 | 4 August 2026 |
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 31 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 12 August 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
@projectmemes
😁24❤5💯4
Срачи из-за кондиционеров в офисах SuperJob провёл исследование и выяснил, что у 28% сотрудников случаются конфликты из-за температуры в офисе. Женщины чаще мужчин начинают бунтовать по этому поводу — 32% против 22%. Также респонденты старше 45 лет чаще других возрастных групп заявляют о подобных конфликтах. Те, кто получает от 150 тысяч рублей в месяц, тоже чаще вступают в разногласия о температуре в офисе. А вот…
👌36👍22😍13❤5❤🔥3
Офисы для вернувшихся с удалёнки После того как сотрудников начали перетягивать с удалёнки в офисы, некоторые компании стали переоборудовать рабочие пространства под разные стили работы. Например, компания Cisco переделала свой офис с учётом потребностей сотрудников с нейроотличиями, а также оборудовала шумоизолированную оздоровительную комнату для тех, кто хочет отдохнуть от экранов. Директор по дизайну компании …
👍24🔥6❤5
Наш Антонов (ну вы же знаете, кто это?) накатал очередную книжку, и даже нам не сказал, всё втихаря. И сразу такой нам: опа, уже предзаказ! Мы-то в редакции, конечно, дождёмся от него подарочков с автографом, а вам куда деваться? Только предзаказывать, только хардкор.
🥰15🤩9❤4💩1
Слушайте, а почему людям не посрать, написан текст нейронкой или человеком, если он нормально написан и выполняет свою задачу?
💯46🥴27💊11🤷♂7👀1👎1😁1
Заклинания для поиска работы Люди, которые всё никак не могут найти новую работу, начали обращаться к колдуньям. Как ни странно, у ведьм даже стали появляться специальные программы для таких случаев, например, «Экстремальное заклинание для поиска работы». Как это работает? Человек заранее указывает желаемую силу (что-нибудь попроще или колдовство помощнее), затем рассказывает всю важную информацию о себе. Ведьма уж…
😁25👀10🎃4🦄4🤨2😎1
@projectmemes
💯24😁18😭11
Что общего между пятницей и работой допоздна? 😡 Да ничего, блин! Бегом отдыхать!
🍓24🔥13❤11🍾2🍌1
Август — время кабачков 🐗, и всё вокруг в рецептах ола(...) с кабачками Оладья — она. Поэтому давайте просклоняем ее правильно и сразу во множественном числе, ведь одной не наешься. Именительный: На ужин сегодня оладьи с кабачками. Родительный: Не могу жить без оладий с кабачками. Дательный: Я неравнодушен к оладьям с кабачками. Винительный: С удовольствием ем оладьи с кабачками. Творительный: Ни с кем не поделюсь …
❤35✍20👍2👏2
@projectmemes
😁56🔥8😈6❤3
Извини, что пишу в нерабочее время 🤯 Если вам пришла внезапная мысль написать кому-то по работе в выходные, не забудьте извиниться в начале сообщения. 😏 Вообще, конечно, для таких случаев существует отложка: написал в субботу, отправилось в понедельник. Но всяко бывает. 😖 Например, вы пьяный и кажется, что дело суперважное (возможно, что и да). Или дело и вправду срочное. Ну или не пьяный, но кажется, что срочное.…
😁33❤19💯17🌚2🎃1🗿1
Подскажите вашу фамилию! И адрес напомните, пожалуйста Наверняка знакомые многим фразы. Но если задуматься, то фактически это как «не знал, но забыл». «Подсказать», «напомнить», «уточнить» — всё же не синонимы слову «сказать». Эти слова используют, когда надо помочь вспомнить уже знакомую информацию или добавить к ней какие-то подробности: — Тот поэт… фамилия у него как-то на букву «П». На языке крутится, но никак. …
❤16✍12🔥6🥱5👍1💯1
Showing the 12 most recent of 31 posts we hold for @abbsol. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
У вас были токсичные коллеги?
The shares total 119%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 31 most recent posts we hold, published 24 July 2026 to 12 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank — 47,048 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Паша и его прокрастинация” (@abbsol), 29,772 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/abbsol.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.