заметки о женском через призму сарказма, цепкого взора и вековой усталости
точно знаю, что потреблядство — не порок, поэтому выворачиваю жопу луковичкой, чтобы ты нашла здесь пользу
связь: @DarryDarry (со ссылками)
перечень РКН: https://clck.ru/3EapZP
Created
12 May 2023 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
33 measurements spanning 43 days, net -225. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 30,777–31,746 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 10:57
31,191
+151
16 Sept 2026, 05:19
31,040
+151
14 Sept 2026, 11:02
30,889
-21
12 Sept 2026, 17:41
30,910
-15
10 Sept 2026, 18:18
30,925
-47
7 Sept 2026, 14:21
30,972
-9
4 Sept 2026, 13:38
30,981
-26
3 Sept 2026, 01:48
31,007
-21
1 Sept 2026, 21:06
31,028
-6
1 Sept 2026, 00:24
31,034
-14
30 Aug 2026, 20:33
31,048
-15
29 Aug 2026, 22:37
31,063
-9
28 Aug 2026, 20:07
31,072
-6
27 Aug 2026, 18:57
31,078
-11
26 Aug 2026, 21:59
31,089
-24
25 Aug 2026, 21:16
31,113
-23
24 Aug 2026, 20:52
31,136
-18
23 Aug 2026, 05:58
31,154
-40
21 Aug 2026, 16:46
31,194
-19
20 Aug 2026, 15:55
31,213
first reading
Engagement
107 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 72 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
20.8%
avg views ÷ 31,191 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,490
55 posts measured
Reaction rate
9.57%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
56
of 107 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 23 September 2026
Posts held
107 (5 August 2026 – 23 September 2026)
Views total
357,100
Reactions total
34,165
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
23 Sept 2026, 20:47 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈4,560
Videos
≈366
Links
≈1,030
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
2m 13s
Average length
10s
Measured directly from 14 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
67,463 reactions across 106 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.1% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
28,369
42.1%
😁
9,933
14.7%
🔥
8,592
12.7%
🍾
4,672
6.93%
🥰
4,004
5.94%
💔
2,423
3.59%
😍
1,417
2.10%
❤🔥
1,259
1.87%
😱
1,212
1.80%
🍌
1,202
1.78%
😭
1,121
1.66%
💯
938
1.39%
🤝
873
1.29%
💅
515
0.763%
✍
355
0.526%
⚡
158
0.234%
🍓
140
0.208%
😎
106
0.157%
🕊
70
0.104%
💘
55
0.082%
1 further kind
49
0.073%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 106 of the 107 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 67,463 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 107 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 23 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
108
across the posts below
Posts paid on
10
of 106 we hold a reading for · 9%
Most on one post
52
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @dash_kupi_garazh. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 107 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 August 2026 to 23 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
0.935%
1 of 107 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
7,840
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
6,450
over 105 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2W5zFHUdLJm
1
27 August 2026
27 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 107 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 23 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
у меня есть минимум три причины жить в кайф:
1️⃣вчера осень, сегодня осень, завтра осень
2️⃣можно лупидонить пироги и прикрыть животик кожанкой…🐺☝🏻ауф
3️⃣на канале @girl_who
РЕГУЛЯРНО выходят бесплатные капсулы одежды со ссылками……
если есть на свете рай, это Краснодарский край, то вот он….. 🍑🍑
слушайте, я уже достаточно пожила на белом свете, чтобы понимать: никто не будет готовить никакой пирог
потому что:
1) вы у меня дамы прогрессивные
2) проще купить
3) нах надо
но что я вам скажу 🍑🍑🍑
уделить вечером часик своей жизни и пытаться сделать эту чертову сеточку сверху — нихуя себе такой вечерний семейный досуг.
поэтому я свой гражданский долг выполнила: рецепт дала.
дальше каждая ебет себе сеточку сам…
слушайте, по иронии судьбы клиника косметологии, в которую я хожу, находится рядом с кладбищем…… 🤙
сегодня мне кололи, прости Боже, сперму лосося и всячески подготавливали кожу к РФ-лифтингу через три недели
короче, весь этот сложнейший медицинский путь для того, чтобы в 30 лет выглядеть на 29 с половиной
и вот иду я после процедуры, на которую я потратила 20 тыщ, через кладбище на трамвайную остановку, шоб за 50 …
пока вы ЛЕЖИТЕ и занимаетесь ФИГНЕЙ…..
….я тоже 😎😎😎
и за щекой у меня…….
ладно, не буду накалять — за щекой у меня Рекс-пай от ProteinRex.
не абы какой, а маракуйный! 👌🏻
✖️без сахару
✖️без ощущения слипшейся луковицы
✖️110 калорий
✖️вместится даже в микро-нано-сумочку
нэээжный бисквит, тропические вайбы во рту и совершенно неприторный шоколад снаружи.
целая коробка оттопыра, которая дарует вам не только кайфы, …
так. у всех, кто поучаствует в нашем розыгрыше, будет такой живот и такая задняя луковица
клянусссс! бегите участвовать, ништяки сами себя не выиграют 🙂↔️
укладывала сейчас Петю спать.
лежим, обнимаемся, уже почти засыпаем.
и тут он совершенно спокойно говорит……….
— мы с тобой спали вместе 20 лет назад
я, 😳, говорю:
— хочешь сказать, мы были знакомы?
он такой, совершенно буднично:
— даааа…. давно.
и главное, что это звучало не как фантазия, а как будто он просто сообщил мне давно известный факт
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 ёп вашу мать!!!!
в детстве у меня была книга Стервы, и лет в 10 я читала там, как правильно крутить мужиками…….
там же были советы по домоводству.
(я так и не поняла, как домоводство связано со стервами🤙🤙🤙🤙ну ладно….)
короче, нашла современную версию этой книги, только без ебучей стервозности и с реально полезными бытовыми штуками
звездуйте читать. мужиками крутить необязательно, а вот простынь заправлять когда-нибудь всё равно п…
во-первых, моей подруге щас написал старый женатый знакомый и позвал на кофе
она ему:
— а ты че, развелся?
а он:
— а для похода на кофе обязательно разводиться?
🙄ьлять, серьезно? никакого диссонанса не возникает вообще?🙄
во-вторых, у MIXIT всё-таки оехунная тушь цвета бургунди… смывается теплой водой без разводов… буквально походу лучшая в моей жизни……
а Коля еблан лютый. фамилию называть не буду, а то мало ли…
как Петя набирается сил, чтобы по пути в садик устроить ворчание ягнят
сегодня было:
— мама, на повороте ты слишком быстро едешь!
— мама не рискуй!
— мама ты сейчас врежешься!
и не важно, что мама 13 лет за рулем, и мы едем 40 км/час 😁🫸🏻🫷🏻
хочу официально объявить этот пост территорией полной безнаказанности………
в комментариях можно написать любой стыдный факт о себе. вообще любой 🐺🐺🐺 и никто не будет вас осуждать…..
я начну.
я только что выкинула контейнер со старым пловом внутри, потому что мне было лень его мыть 🤙
а у вас че?
😁537🔥128🤝69💅17
Showing the 12 most recent of 107 posts we hold for @dash_kupi_garazh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 6 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Мне только кончики @kkkmarya · 24,334 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 16 September 2026
Лобстеры на завтрак @lobsternazavtrak · 22,534 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 20 September 2026
Мамыкина явилась @onwritingwell · 23,505 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
Бабское коммьюнити @community43 · 68,447 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 20 August 2026
Максимально наша @maximalno_nasha · 25,489 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 14 September 2026
Записки какого-то мужика @zapiski_man3 · 31,606 Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 5 September 2026
мерзкие женщины @merzkiej · 33,275 Telegram ranks this channel #28 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 4 September 2026
Без принципов, но с сумкой @kudriashovaa · 23,450 Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 18 September 2026
Сначала крем, потом поем @snachalakrem · 21,840 Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 22 September 2026
БЕЗУДЕРЖНОЕ ВЕСЕЛЬЕ @bezuderjnoe_veselie · 33,764 Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 3 September 2026
Зашиваюсь, но пишу @zakharova_studio · 23,699 Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 17 September 2026
Женщина и прочие неприятности @conflict_in · 49,596 Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 25 August 2026
Катины секреты @no_drama_plz · 37,497 Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 1 September 2026
Ненудный нюд @makeup_stories · 27,179 Telegram ranks this channel #43 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 11 September 2026
Барышня шутить изволит @baryshnya_shutit · 45,494 Telegram ranks this channel #43 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026
О зверях и людях (Диана Удовиченко) @diana_udovichenko · 27,469 Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 10 September 2026
Купи, молись, люби @buy_pray_love · 46,084 Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 27 August 2026
Собачий Потрох @sobachkyn_potroh · 47,604 Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 26 August 2026
В женской шкуре @elya_bulochka · 49,447 Telegram ranks this channel #48 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 25 August 2026
Мы вам не перезвоним @callme_back · 24,437 Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 16 September 2026
Унесённые дизайном @interior_aesthetics · 26,618 Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 9 September 2026
Словарный жопас @nasty_notes · 23,116 Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 19 September 2026
Кожаная Госпожа @skingospozha · 24,444 Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 16 September 2026
Татьяна Демьяненко @prodemyanenko · 35,919 Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 15 September 2026
This channel appears in 58 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“жопа луковичкой” (@dash_kupi_garazh), 31,191 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dash_kupi_garazh.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.