И кто скажет, что я не хозяюшка?
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Channel
@gdemoishleif
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
2,199subscribers
+823 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1003055563563 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @gdemoishleif |
| Created | Between 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/gdemoishleif |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 03:42 | 2,199 | -4 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 13:17 | 2,203 | +23 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 22:01 | 2,180 | +146 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 12:25 | 2,034 | +75 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 14:57 | 1,959 | +18 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 14:32 | 1,941 | +72 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 08:36 | 1,869 | +152 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 22:55 | 1,717 | +200 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:08 | 1,517 | +45 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 15:38 | 1,472 | +71 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:51 | 1,401 | +6 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 06:58 | 1,395 | +19 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 11:01 | 1,376 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:48 | 1,376 | first reading |
10 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
850 reactions across 10 posts, in 18 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 338 | 39.8% | |
| 🔥 | 123 | 14.5% | |
| ❤ | 100 | 11.8% | |
| 😁 | 89 | 10.5% | |
| 😍 | 83 | 9.76% | |
| 🍾 | 29 | 3.41% | |
| 💯 | 21 | 2.47% | |
| 💔 | 17 | 2.00% | |
| 🌭 | 9 | 1.06% | |
| ❤🔥 | 8 | 0.941% | |
| 👻 | 8 | 0.941% | |
| ✍ | 7 | 0.824% | |
| 👍 | 6 | 0.706% | |
| 🥰 | 6 | 0.706% | |
| 💘 | 3 | 0.353% | |
| 🏆 | 1 | 0.118% | |
| 💅 | 1 | 0.118% | |
| 🦄 | 1 | 0.118% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 850 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
И кто скажет, что я не хозяюшка?
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Ничто так не бодрит с утра, как простое человеческое наебнуться на скользком полу. А все почему? А все потому, что я ленивая жопа хозяюшка! 🙏 Купила по рекомендации жидкий утюг. Это такой спрей, его нужно распылить на шмотку, потом повозюкать по ней ладошками — и готово. Вместо вида как из жопы, футболка становится всего лишь слегка измятой. Повесила я, значит, футболку на плечики. Держу их одной рукой, второй рас…
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Что я ношу этим летом гулять с собаками, на рынок за цветами, к нотариусу, в гости к родителям, в бар, на свидание с мужем, на встречу с друзьями, в магазин за продуктами и так далее 😄 Да, повод надеть вечернее платье бывает очень редко. Но я не считаю это достойной причиной его не носить. В выходные мы с мужем часто принаряжаемся и отправляемся на променад — обозревать и выгуливать красивое. Можем даже переодеться…
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Как человек, получивший только что вопрос, есть ли у меня нормальная работа, расскажу любимую историю. Несколько лет назад приезжаю собирать невесту. Там полный дом народу: родители, какие-то родственники, все суетятся — стандартное свадебное утро. Собираемся мы на кухне. Я чешу голливудскую волну, моя прекрасная невеста листает инстаграм, её мама сидит рядом, подперев щеку рукой, и наблюдает за моими действиями. …
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Две самых любимых заставки на телефоне, меняю их по настроению. Покажите, что у вас стоит🙏
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Осел в Московском зоопарке похоже может стать самым опекаемым животным)
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Господи боже, это же гениально! Срочно шлите своим мужьям.
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Лезу в аптечку за обезболом, обозреваю имеющееся. Из её содержимого можно сделать вывод, что больше всего на свете мы с мужем боимся двух вещей: перенервничать и обосраться🙏
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Слушайте, а давайте по вторникам будем жить хотя бы немножко красивую жизнь. Чай пить из самой красивой чашки, цветы себе покупать, юбку нарядную без повода выгуливать. Я начну первая, а вы подтягивайтесь в каменты — что у вас сегодня есть роскошного?
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Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @gdemoishleif. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 13 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Пайетки во вторник” (@gdemoishleif), 2,199 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/gdemoishleif.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.