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Dr. Simon

@goddek

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

40,003subscribers

-148 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001313218767
TypeChannel
Username@goddek
DescriptionPhD in biotechnology. Sharing insights about health, nutrition, vitamin D, permaculture, and COVID madness. Gettr: gettr.com/user/goddeketal Gab: gab.com/goddeketal Bastyon: bit.ly/3usNpuw Minds: minds.com/goddeketal
Created1 February 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/goddek

Growth

40,00340,15140,0776 August 2026 — 40,151 subscribers6 August 2026 — 40,128 subscribers7 August 2026 — 40,096 subscribers8 August 2026 — 40,083 subscribers9 August 2026 — 40,062 subscribers10 August 2026 — 40,030 subscribers11 August 2026 — 40,011 subscribers13 August 2026 — 40,003 subscribers6 August 202613 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 7 days, net -148. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 39,981–40,173 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 00:2840,003-8
11 Aug 2026, 22:0340,011-19
10 Aug 2026, 20:0940,030-32
9 Aug 2026, 20:1240,062-21
8 Aug 2026, 22:0640,083-13
7 Aug 2026, 22:1340,096-32
6 Aug 2026, 23:3340,128-23
6 Aug 2026, 02:4940,151first reading

Engagement

17 posts held, back to 24 August 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 18 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
1,540
Videos
467
Links
1,210

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1m 33s
Average length
47s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

8,966 reactions across 17 posts, in 42 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍1,85220.7%
💯1,65318.4%
1,60017.8%
🤣6196.90%
🤬6186.89%
🔥5766.42%
😁4845.40%
👏4024.48%
🖕2933.27%
🌭1882.10%
🤮1301.45%
💩1021.14%
🙏650.725%
🤔540.602%
👀410.457%
🥰390.435%
🏆340.379%
🤯320.357%
😱290.323%
😢240.268%
22 further kinds1311.46%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,966reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 24 August 2024 to 13 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

13 Jul 2026, 21:05 UTC≈5,760 views412 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Living off-grid is tough. Tonight the temperature dropped to 4°C (39°F), and our jungle mountain house isn't exactly well insulated. I wake up making firewood and go to bed after making firewood. During the day I take care of the chickens, work in the garden, fix things (there's always something to fix), prepare food, and spend whatever time is left either trolling on X or writing my book. Sure, life would probabl

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10 Jun 2026, 20:35 UTC≈9,640 views393 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Hello from the jungle! :) Sorry for the radio silence.

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2 Jun 2025, 16:52 UTC≈28,800 views817 reactionsread 13 August 2026

I was once invited to be part of a “free speech” organization. Sounded great. Until I actually spoke freely. I criticized someone they supported. Politely. With facts. I was told I could continue, of course, that I had “freedom of speech”, but it might have “consequences.” That was their warning. Then I got kicked out. These are the same people who publicly preach 100% commitment to free expression. Turns out, it o

💯556👍12873🔥34👏14🙏8🤡2👎1

28 Apr 2025, 23:23 UTC≈38,000 views536 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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There’s a certain type of person today who needs to be afraid. Whether it’s COVID, climate change, or whatever crisis the media engineers next. Fear gives them purpose. It gives them an identity. They don’t want freedom. They want nannies, governments, authorities; someone to tell them what to fear, when to hide, what to inject, what to eat, what to think. Decades of fluoride in the water, glyphosate in the food, a

🔥210💯196👍7332😁12🏆7🤯5🙏1

28 Apr 2025, 18:24 UTC≈34,700 views361 reactionsread 13 August 2026

🚨COVID WASN’T A COINCIDENCE. IT WAS A SYMPTOM OF A BROKEN SYSTEM. Let me explain how "science" actually works today. THROWBACK: There was a time, not long ago, when scientists got hired by universities or research institutes for life. They had true academic freedom. They could set their own hypotheses, freely choose research topics, question established theories, and be as critical as necessary without fear of losi

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28 Apr 2025, 18:24 UTC≈17,700 views336 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Key features of scientism include: ▪️Blind trust in "experts" without evidence. ▪️Suppression of critical questioning. ▪️Censorship of alternative hypotheses or inconvenient findings. ▪️Dogmatic belief in models or authority statements rather than open debate and falsification. ▪️Political capture of science to serve narratives. ▪️Punishment of dissenters — by firing, canceling, exiling. Contrary to that, real scien

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19 Mar 2025, 20:47 UTC≈48,800 views574 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH: JFK wanted to strip the CIA of its autonomy, force AIPAC (formerly AZC) to register as a foreign agent, block Israel’s nuclear ambitions, and challenge the Federal Reserve’s grip on U.S. currency. That’s why he was assassinated. @goddek

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10 Feb 2025, 01:47 UTC≈27,400 views384 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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Karma is a bitch. 😏

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28 Jan 2025, 10:15 UTC≈55,700 views610 reactionsread 13 August 2026

THE 33 BIGGEST LIES EVER SOLD: 1. “Men can get pregnant.” (Basic biology says otherwise.) 2. “Diversity is our strength.” (Actually, unity, shared values, and strong families are our strength.) 3. “We need to give the government more power and pay higher taxes to fix the weather.” (Because the same people who can’t fix potholes will somehow control the climate.) 4. “We need mass immigration to sustain our economy

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25 Oct 2024, 16:54 UTC≈36,300 views740 reactionsread 13 August 2026
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This is vile!

🤬508💩65🖕56🙏28😈20👍19🤨13😱12

22 Oct 2024, 02:39 UTC≈41,300 views546 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Brilliant. 😂

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5 Oct 2024, 16:28 UTC≈53,600 views488 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Dear Christians, you need to brace yourselves now!

🖕226🤬100🤮52💩35👀17🤯15🤣12🔥11

Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @goddek. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 160,768 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 17 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Dr. Simon” (@goddek), 40,003 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/goddek.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.