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Неарестович

@nearestovich_official

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101,790subscribers

+14,460 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001676071613
TypeChannel
Username@nearestovich_official
DescriptionПервый сатирический телеграм канал про Украинскую политику, без купюр о самом интересном и актуальном.
Created20 October 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held11
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/nearestovich_official

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

87,264110,69398,978.56 August 2026 — 87,330 subscribers6 August 2026 — 87,330 subscribers6 August 2026 — 87,264 subscribers7 August 2026 — 107,892 subscribers8 August 2026 — 107,690 subscribers9 August 2026 — 110,693 subscribers10 August 2026 — 109,822 subscribers11 August 2026 — 105,881 subscribers12 August 2026 — 102,452 subscribers13 August 2026 — 102,268 subscribers14 August 2026 — 101,790 subscribers101,7906 August 202614 August 2026
11 measurements spanning 9 days, net +14,460. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 83,750–114,207 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 13:09101,790-478
13 Aug 2026, 03:24102,268-184
12 Aug 2026, 03:55102,452-3,429
11 Aug 2026, 04:21105,881-3,941
10 Aug 2026, 07:44109,822-871
9 Aug 2026, 09:12110,693+3,003
8 Aug 2026, 09:54107,690-202
7 Aug 2026, 08:25107,892+20,628
6 Aug 2026, 11:1087,264-66
6 Aug 2026, 01:3487,330no change
6 Aug 2026, 00:4387,330first reading

Engagement

148 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
21.3%
avg views ÷ 101,790 subscribers
Avg views / post
21,700
148 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.71%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
148
of 148 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 August 2026
Posts held148 (4 August 202614 August 2026)
Views total3,209,470
Reactions total215,330
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken14 Aug 2026, 19:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
8,120
Videos
3,910
Links
229

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
46m 38s
Average length
1m 14s

Measured directly from 38 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

191,258 reactions across 131 posts, in 48 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 11.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍21,59211.3%
🔥21,55811.3%
🥰21,25511.1%
21,17711.1%
🤩21,17511.1%
💯21,15611.1%
😍21,03811.0%
❤‍🔥20,95911.0%
🎉20,45210.7%
🤬2420.127%
🤡1100.058%
😁870.045%
😱770.04%
💩740.039%
🤣570.03%
👏460.024%
😢320.017%
🤮260.014%
💊150.008%
🙈120.006%
28 further kinds1180.062%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 148 of the 148 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 215,330reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 148 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 14 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

14 Aug 2026, 19:21 UTC≈9,410 views1,623 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Photo

Украина оказалась одной из беднейших стран Европы. Минимальная зарплата в стране составляет всего €169 (8,7 тыс. грн); При этом в том же ЕСовском Люксембурге минимальная зарплата составляет €2704 (139,5 тыс. грн), что в 3,6 раза больше. Хотя потенцеал стран несопостовим, у Украины в разы больше.

💯191🥰190👍188184🎉183🔥179😍174🤩167

14 Aug 2026, 18:22 UTC≈14,000 views1,230 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Photo

В Ивано-Франковской области задержали старшего лейтенанта районного ТЦК, который пьяным избил солдата, сообщает ГБР. 45-летний пострадавший рассказал, что нес службу в наряде в ТЦК, когда посреди ночи явился пьяный замначальник роты и решил «воспитать» солдата: унижал, «демонстрировал свое превосходство» и применил физическую силу.

😍155🔥152🎉143❤‍🔥141👍134💯134131🥰131

14 Aug 2026, 17:16 UTC≈9,520 views2 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Video

Жители испанской Сеуты на севере Африки жалуются на марокканцев, которые так и не покинули город после недавнего наплыва мигрантов. Люди боятся выпускать своих детей на улицу, не могут попасть на пляжи, которые заняли мигранты и завалили их мусором, мочой и экскрементами. Сообщается о вспышках туберкулеза, кори, чесотки и инфекционной диареи. Местная больница переполнена, а число обращений растет.

🌭1😱1

14 Aug 2026, 16:21 UTC≈12,100 views13 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Photo

"Зимой вам будет «заморозка»" Такое сообщение вышло в телеграм-канале минобороны РФ. К сообщению прикреплено фото падающих «Шахедов» с подписью «Как снег на голову».

💯8💩31👏1

14 Aug 2026, 15:16 UTC≈36,700 views2,778 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Photo

Журнал Time вышел с белорусской теннисисткой Ариной Соболенко на обложке.

❤‍🔥338319👍314🤩307😍306🎉302🔥300💯299

14 Aug 2026, 14:13 UTC≈14,800 views1,264 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Photo

Очередной конфликт поляков с украинцами. На видео из соцсетей две польки после словесной перепалки набрасываются на двух украинских парней с кулаками. Слышно, как одна из женщин кричит "Проваливай в Украину" (Spierdalaj na Ukrainę). За последнее время такие случаи резко участились, а украинцы начали массово уезжать из Польши.

🥰165🔥158🎉153🤩150👍141💯136122❤‍🔥122

14 Aug 2026, 13:08 UTC≈18,300 views1,528 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Video

Людоловы в мтолице на Борщаговке разбили лобовое стекло автомобиля, чтобы достать мужчину, который отказался выходить из машины.

🔥212🥰203👍199💯194😍188🎉183❤‍🔥174🤩166

14 Aug 2026, 12:47 UTC≈19,200 views1,361 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Photo

В Черкасской области мужчину, имевшего отсрочку по уходу за отцом, задержали ТЦКашники, надели на него наручники и увезли примерно за 140 километров от дома. Как сообщил омбудсмен Лубинец, мужчина шел на работу, когда рядом остановился автомобиль. Из него вышли мужчины в военной форме, заломили ему руки и увезли в Звенигородский тцк. Он успел позвонить отцу и сказать: "Меня похитили". Мужчина также заявил об угро

🥰166❤‍🔥159🤩157🔥149🎉148147💯144👍143

14 Aug 2026, 08:03 UTC≈6,310 views1,272 reactionsread 14 August 2026
Video

Полк «Скала» переходит под оперативное руководство корпуса «Азов», заявил начальник отделения коммуникаций 425 ОШП Братущак. При этом уточнил, что в структуру корпуса полк не войдет.

👍173😍172161❤‍🔥157💯154🎉150🤩144🔥143

14 Aug 2026, 07:14 UTC≈11,300 views2,832 reactionsread 14 August 2026
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«Источники дохода иссякли. Экспорта нет» Украинские фермеры не могут продать свой урожай из-за морской блокады, пишет Reuters.

🥰334😍328🎉327❤‍🔥321💯320🔥303👍300🤩300

14 Aug 2026, 06:06 UTC≈14,000 views3,226 reactionsread 14 August 2026
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Про ситуацию с ракетами

🔥376🎉373🤩372🥰361356👍354❤‍🔥351💯346

13 Aug 2026, 21:48 UTC≈39,500 views1,217 reactionsread 14 August 2026
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По ситуации в самоволки так как-то

🎉160❤‍🔥148👍144139😍138💯135🥰123🤩117

Showing the 12 most recent of 148 posts we hold for @nearestovich_official. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@nearestovich_official edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
9 August 2026
Most recent edit
12 August 2026

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 50,444 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 6 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Женщина с косой
@skosoi · 109,290
Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 14 August 2026
Наблюдатель
@nabludatels · 107,604
Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 15 August 2026
First Новости Войны
@first_political · 120,745
Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 14 August 2026
Картель
@ZE_kartel · 117,731
Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 14 August 2026
Сплетница
@spletnicca · 139,345
Telegram ranks this channel #48 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 13 August 2026
XUA-фото войны
@XU_kraine · 120,892
Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 14 August 2026
Kajal Online Hub
@kajal_online_hub · 109,130
Telegram ranks this channel #62 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 14 August 2026
Новости live
@gdenlive · 159,870
Telegram ranks this channel #85 of 99 here — alongside 98 others — read 12 August 2026

This channel appears in 8 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Неарестович” (@nearestovich_official), 101,790 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nearestovich_official.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.