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Станислав Черноног | Массаж Онлайн Обучение

@massage_somatics

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24,988subscribers

+15 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001354976073
TypeChannel
Username@massage_somatics
DescriptionЖизнь без лишнего веса, целлюлита и отёков, даже если вам 40+➡️ https://clck.ru/3NXNwH Помогите себе и своим клиентам стать стройнее и здоровее без диет и тренировок👆 № 6185622431
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/massage_somatics

Growth

24,97325,00224,987.57 August 2026 — 24,973 subscribers8 August 2026 — 24,974 subscribers9 August 2026 — 24,982 subscribers10 August 2026 — 24,990 subscribers11 August 2026 — 25,002 subscribers12 August 2026 — 24,999 subscribers13 August 2026 — 24,997 subscribers14 August 2026 — 24,988 subscribers24,9887 August 202614 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 7 days, net +15. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 24,969–25,006 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 17:0924,988-9
13 Aug 2026, 11:1324,997-2
12 Aug 2026, 11:2524,999-3
11 Aug 2026, 09:2325,002+12
10 Aug 2026, 07:1224,990+8
9 Aug 2026, 08:1124,982+8
8 Aug 2026, 07:0724,974+1
7 Aug 2026, 11:4524,973first reading

Engagement

47 posts held, back to 31 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 20 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.30%
avg views ÷ 24,988 subscribers
Avg views / post
575
43 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.70%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
47
of 47 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 32 of 43 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 August 2026
Posts held47 (31 July 202614 August 2026)
Views total24,706
Reactions total519
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken15 Aug 2026, 04:12 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
2,470
Videos
1,250
Links
2,680

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1m 54s
Average length
38s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

519 reactions across 32 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
31460.5%
🔥16732.2%
🙏214.05%
👍152.89%
😁20.385%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 32 of the 47 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 519reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 47 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 14 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

14 Aug 2026, 15:33 UTC261 views6 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Video

👀 Как улучшить зрение за 30 секунд Вы можете выглядеть очень молодо. Но знаете, что выдаст возраст честнее паспорта? Когда вы медленно отдаляете телефон, книгу, чек на расстояние вытянутой руки и пытаетесь словить офкус😑 И тогда подключается прищур: текст становится чуть понятнее, но и гусиные лапки получают усиленное питание. ☝️ В видео показываю 30-секундную практику, которая помогает быстро расслабить глаза и у

🙏51

14 Aug 2026, 12:47 UTC320 viewsread 15 August 2026
Photo

Урок молодости по вашим заявкам После эфира о здоровье шеи вы задали очень много вопросов про красоту: — как убрать холку и второй подбородок; — что делать с брылями и поплывшим овалом; — почему появляются мешки под глазами и кольца Венеры; — возможно ли омоложение без уколов и аппаратов? 🫶 Я прочитал ваши вопросы, учёл все пожелания и решил посвятить этой теме отдельное бесплатное занятие. 🌸 18 августа в 18:00 (м

14 Aug 2026, 08:44 UTCviews —

Станислав Черноног | Массаж Онлайн Обучение pinned a photo

13 Aug 2026, 16:19 UTC497 views10 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Photo

🎁 Подарок 2-в-1, чтобы видеть острее и выглядеть моложе 😑 Щуритесь, когда смотрите вдаль? 🤨 Отдаляетесь, когда читаете состав продуктов? 😮 Таращитесь, когда увидели цену на косметолога? Я придумал, как помочь и глазам, и лицу одним подарком. 🙌 Забирайте шпаргалку 2-в-1 «Улучши зрение и уменьши мимические морщины». 👉 Внутри — подсказки и упражнения для тех, кто хочет: ✔ меньше щуриться при чтении и взгляде вдаль;

8👍2

13 Aug 2026, 10:30 UTC477 views8 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Photo

💰 Восстановила шею и заработала Когда обучение построено так, что его хочется сразу пройти, применить на себе и внедрить в работу с клиентами👌 Инна — тренер по фейс-фитнесу и естественному омоложению. На курсе «ДАК. Здоровая шея» она: 👉 освоила новые техники; 👉 разобралась во взаимосвязях мышц; 👉 познакомилась с кинезиологией; 👉 научилась смотреть не только на лицо и воротниковую зону, а на тело целиком. И знания

🔥71

12 Aug 2026, 11:45 UTC519 views3 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Photo

🎥 Вы просили — мы даём запись на 48 часов Для всех, — у кого не получилось присутствовать на эфире — у кого прервалась связь — у кого большая разница во времени и кто просто хочет еще раз пересмотреть эфир по проблемам и работе с шеей. 📌 Открываем доступ к записи эфира, но только на 48 часов. На занятии разобрали: 👉 5 признаков проблем с шеей; 👉 связь шеи с головной болью, отёками лица, холкой и онемением рук; 👉

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12 Aug 2026, 07:28 UTC512 views10 reactionsread 15 August 2026

Шея — это гораздо больше, чем 20 сантиметров между головой и плечами Где шея — и где живот? А связь есть👀 Мы привыкли делить тело на отдельные кусочки: — болит шея — занимаемся шеей; — беспокоит живот — работаем с животом; — болит голова — значит, дело в голове. А организм о таком разделении не договаривался😠 За 28 лет практики я сотни раз наблюдал: начинаем работать с шеей — и человек вдруг чувствует изменения с

🔥73

11 Aug 2026, 17:29 UTCviews —

Станислав Черноног | Массаж Онлайн Обучение pinned a photo

11 Aug 2026, 17:12 UTC541 views3 reactionsread 15 August 2026
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Практика на модели в прямом эфире! Присоединяйтесь https://zdoroviespiny.getcourse.ru/veb_11082026_vhod

🔥21

11 Aug 2026, 17:05 UTC484 viewsread 15 August 2026
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Шея без боли и холки Сегодня вы увидели: даже одна точная практика может изменить состояние шеи к лучшему. А теперь представьте, что вы не просто повторяете за мной, а сами понимаете: ЧТО болит, ПОЧЕМУ и С ЧЕГО НАЧИНАТЬ. Именно этому вы научитесь на курсе «ДАК. Здоровая шея». За 9 модулей вы составите полную карту шеи: ✔ Освоите диагностику, анатомию, кинезиологию, самомассаж и гимнастику ✔ Разберётесь с головным

11 Aug 2026, 16:15 UTC408 viewsread 15 August 2026
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Сколько я ходила на массажи… и такого результата не было! А сейчас как будто крылья выросли🪽 Именно так себя чувствуют люди, когда шея в порядке. У всех читающих этот пост есть проблемы с шеей. Не верите? Заходите ПО ССЫЛКЕ — поспорьте со мной или задайте свой вопрос😉 🔥 Впереди показ на модели и ответы на вопросы! https://zdoroviespiny.getcourse.ru/veb_11082026_vhod

11 Aug 2026, 15:46 UTC390 views1 reactionsread 15 August 2026
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Второй признак проблем с шеей — отёки на лице А первый вы уже пропустили🤔 Но вы успеваете на диагностику шеи, ещё 3 признака и самое главное — ПРАКТИКИ и показ на модели. Шея выдерживает многое, но зачем? Чтобы у вас болела голова и опухали глаза? Прямо сейчас вы можете почуствовать, каково это: когда шея не болит, голова ясная и зрение чётче. Просто нажмите и заходите👇 НА ЭФИР HTTPS://ZDOROVIESPINY.GETCOURSE.R

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Showing the 12 most recent of 47 posts we hold for @massage_somatics. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@massage_somatics edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
11 August 2026

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

3 Aug 2026, 05:05 UTCAnonymous Poll69 voters

Какие симптомы есть у вас? (Все они связаны с шеей)

  1. Боль в шее, плечах, щелчки62%
  2. Отёки, холка, поплывший овал лица59%
  3. Немеют руки и пальцы48%
  4. Изжога, раздраженный кишечник20%
  5. Иммунитет на нуле — часто болею7%
  6. Скачет давление, болит голова, шум в ушах33%
  7. Ком в горле, зажатая челюсть, садится голос30%
  8. Другое, расскажу в комментариях0%

The shares total 259%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 47 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 14 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 117,082 of 1,350,102entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Тимофей Кармацкий
@karmatsky_timofey · 186,889
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 11 August 2026
Алесь Улищенко | Врач-остеопат, канд. мед. наук | Автор фейспластики
@dr_ales · 470,956
Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 10 August 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Станислав Черноног | Массаж Онлайн Обучение” (@massage_somatics), 24,988 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/massage_somatics.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.