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https://gosuslugi.ru/snet/67872020506f96772802624c
Created
30 November 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 79% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
37 measurements spanning 52 days, net -10,060. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 37
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
26 Sept 2026, 23:22
128,383
+128,234
26 Sept 2026, 14:21
149
-133,461
19 Sept 2026, 15:01
133,610
-389
17 Sept 2026, 05:59
133,999
-179
15 Sept 2026, 06:19
134,178
-181
13 Sept 2026, 12:41
134,359
-164
11 Sept 2026, 18:15
134,523
-331
9 Sept 2026, 07:39
134,854
-265
6 Sept 2026, 02:56
135,119
-298
3 Sept 2026, 23:16
135,417
-261
2 Sept 2026, 16:08
135,678
-483
1 Sept 2026, 13:25
136,161
-398
31 Aug 2026, 14:42
136,559
-70
30 Aug 2026, 17:29
136,629
-83
29 Aug 2026, 15:33
136,712
-75
28 Aug 2026, 13:53
136,787
+27
27 Aug 2026, 10:38
136,760
-51
26 Aug 2026, 07:58
136,811
-48
25 Aug 2026, 04:44
136,859
-40
24 Aug 2026, 04:32
136,899
first reading
Engagement
462 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 98 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
2.82%
avg views ÷ 128,383 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,620
264 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.35%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
269
of 462 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 September 2026
Posts held
462 (4 August 2026 – 26 September 2026)
Views total
955,261
Reactions total
31,973
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
26 Sept 2026, 23:22 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈8,820
Videos
≈5,600
Links
≈12,400
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 26 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
2h 07m
Average length
54s
Measured directly from 142 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
62,452 reactions across 446 posts, in 44 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.0% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
21,210
34.0%
👍
11,257
18.0%
🔥
10,051
16.1%
❤🔥
3,687
5.90%
💯
3,634
5.82%
🤣
3,022
4.84%
😁
2,069
3.31%
🎉
1,282
2.05%
🤬
864
1.38%
💔
663
1.06%
🫡
556
0.89%
🥰
526
0.842%
👏
466
0.746%
😱
446
0.714%
🤗
434
0.695%
😍
334
0.535%
🙈
287
0.46%
😢
284
0.455%
🤔
238
0.381%
🤯
154
0.247%
24 further kinds
988
1.58%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 456 of the 462 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 63,822 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 462 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 26 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
60
across the posts below
Posts paid on
49
of 456 we hold a reading for · 11%
Most on one post
4
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @iamhumancatcher. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 462 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 26 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
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Кыштымскому карлику Алешеньке приготовиться. Его очередь следующая. Партийный билет ОПГ готов.
Режиссеры в голове у толстенького тролля пишут иную, альтернативную версию наших жизней. Попкорн уже не лезет, но оторваться от экранов не-воз-мож-но.
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«Разруха не в клозетах, а в головах».
Грязь и беспорядок вокруг человека зависят от его мышления, а не от внешних условий.
Это кресла в зале заседаний ООН.
Выводы напрашиваются сами.
🔹САМОВЫВОЗИМСЯ В MAX
🌍САМОВЫВОЗИМСЯ В ВК
🟢Наш чат в МАХ
Дед конченый фашист, внук подстилка Запада. Премьер-министр Армении
Армения, наш формальный союзник по ОДКБ, где до сих пор стоит российская военная база, стремительно меняет курс. И у этого разворота есть не только геополитические, но и глубоко личные корни. То, что вы сейчас прочитаете, — это не пропаганда. Это архивные документы, заявления самого Пашиняна и факты, которые он предпочитает не афишировать.
Семейная…
👊 Узнаём эту национальную страсть "ще це бохато":
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🔹САМОВЫВОЗИМСЯ В MAX
🌍САМОВЫВОЗИМСЯ В ВК
🟢Наш чат в МАХ
👊 Новостью дня сегодня официально признано решение губернатора Санкт-Петербурга А. Беглова отменить ковид.
С 1 октября отменят коронавирусные ограничения, которые действовали 6 лет.
Правительство Петербурга отменяет постановление от 13 марта 2020 года «О мерах по противодействию распространению COVID-19» и все акты о внесении изменений в него.
Решение принято на основании предписания Главного государственного сани…
Из дневника бодисатвы Гуаньинь: "... В канун Праздника середины осени, дворец небесного императора был наполнен ароматами лунных пряников и гудел от суеты юных духов, которыми командовала неугомонная послушница Ганеши.
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Пушистый ефрейтор Буся требует, чтобы админ немедленно вылезла из одеяла и начала самовывозиться:
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- скакат
- Бусю чесат
Ох уж эти бойцы элитного шпицназа. Ни сна, ни покоя ни выходных, ни праздников. Видимо, осознание собственной илитности не даёт им покоя.
А как ваши пушистые поднимают активность в доме? Несите фотки в комменты, будем любоваться.
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🌍СА…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 462 posts we hold for @iamhumancatcher. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@iamhumancatcher edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
14 August 2026
Most recent edit
28 August 2026
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
The shares total 107%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 462 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 26 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 25 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 13 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Дневник Десантника🇷🇺 @DnevnikDesantnika · 76,908 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 19 August 2026
Апти Алаудинов «АХМАТ» @AptiAlaudinovAKHMAT · 202,140 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 11 August 2026
RUSVARG @rusvarg · 38,763 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 31 August 2026
Воин DV @voin_dv · 146,736 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 13 August 2026
ДШРГ Русич 🇷🇺 @dshrg2 · 238,490 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 11 August 2026
Синяя Z Борода @beard_tim · 111,638 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 14 August 2026
ХИЛЕР l HEALER @HealerTacMed · 131,382 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 13 August 2026
Battle_🅉 _Sailor ⚓ @BattleSailor13 · 50,585 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 31 August 2026
Ищи хохлов 21+ @xoxol_uk · 86,506 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 19 August 2026
ЗАПОРОЖСКИЙ ФРОНТ @ZA_FROHT · 84,272 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 18 August 2026
Белые дяди в Африке🌴 @wagner_group2022 · 122,616 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 14 August 2026
Уголок Ситха @Ugolok_Sitha · 49,424 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 25 August 2026
Повёрнутые на войне 🇷🇺 @voenacher · 664,441 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 8 August 2026
КАСПЕР 🇧🇾 @kasper_mus · 69,506 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 28 August 2026
Рамзай @ramzayiegokomanda · 152,271 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 12 August 2026
Бригада "Север-V" ДК ВС РФ @Sever_Z · 40,074 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 30 August 2026
Военкор Ярем @yaremshooter · 46,422 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 27 August 2026
РАZVЕДКА ЮВО @razvedkavperedZ · 92,314 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 16 August 2026
ЖИВОВЪ @zhivoff · 132,109 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 14 August 2026
Работайте, братья! @btr80 · 147,605 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 13 August 2026
Секретариат Двух майоров @DvaMayoraSekretka · 45,709 Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 27 August 2026
Donrf @donrf22 · 67,049 Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 21 August 2026
U_G_M @Ukr_G_M · 77,584 Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 19 August 2026
Собственный корреспондент @zovgrad · 128,138 Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 13 August 2026
This channel appears in 310 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Ловец Человеков: МЕЖДУ МИРОМ И ВОЙНОЙ” (@iamhumancatcher), 128,383 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/iamhumancatcher.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.