Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
63 measurements spanning 96 days, net -3,932. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 63
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
11 Nov 2026, 02:30
187,909
-75
9 Nov 2026, 14:50
187,984
-83
8 Nov 2026, 03:21
188,067
-59
6 Nov 2026, 22:39
188,126
-53
5 Nov 2026, 20:29
188,179
-43
4 Nov 2026, 22:49
188,222
-53
3 Nov 2026, 22:15
188,275
-43
3 Nov 2026, 01:25
188,318
-56
2 Nov 2026, 02:38
188,374
-48
1 Nov 2026, 03:26
188,422
-59
31 Oct 2026, 05:48
188,481
-34
30 Oct 2026, 04:37
188,515
-59
29 Oct 2026, 02:10
188,574
-63
27 Oct 2026, 21:21
188,637
-61
26 Oct 2026, 18:09
188,698
-49
25 Oct 2026, 16:27
188,747
-38
24 Oct 2026, 19:47
188,785
-60
23 Oct 2026, 18:27
188,845
-44
22 Oct 2026, 19:25
188,889
-86
21 Oct 2026, 11:47
188,975
first reading
Engagement
173 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 162 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
16.9%
avg views ÷ 187,909 subscribers
Avg views / post
31,800
50 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.05%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
50
of 173 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 November 2026
Posts held
173 (3 August 2026 – 10 November 2026)
Views total
1,588,200
Reactions total
80,145
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
11 Nov 2026, 01:34 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
16m 18s
Average length
23s
Measured directly from 42 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
282,196 reactions across 173 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.4% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
116,926
41.4%
🤣
78,390
27.8%
🔥
33,525
11.9%
👍
18,907
6.70%
😨
15,691
5.56%
😢
11,046
3.91%
🥰
4,905
1.74%
🗿
2,301
0.815%
👌
505
0.179%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 173 of the 173 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 282,196 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 173 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 10 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Advertising
Ad load
4.05%
7 of 173 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
7
posts carrying an erid · 7 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
35,000
over 7 measured posts
Median views · rest
32,400
over 166 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. They are printed side by side with the count behind each rather than as a ratio: an ad and an ordinary post are not otherwise matched — for topic, for length, for hour of day — so the gap between them is a description of two groups and not the effect of one being an ad.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2RanykbiBfR
1
29 August 2026
29 August 2026
2Ranymkg8Km
1
20 October 2026
20 October 2026
2VfnxxydLRi
1
21 September 2026
21 September 2026
2VtzqvnzVzu
1
23 October 2026
23 October 2026
2W5zFHF6gJ5
1
3 August 2026
3 August 2026
2W5zFHRYdtD
1
22 August 2026
22 August 2026
2W5zFJLi6zm
1
28 August 2026
28 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 173 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 10 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 12 of 50 posts held from the last 30 days (24.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
Иной раз думаешь - будет ли оценено вот это всё, что ты вложил в своего ребенка?
Я жалею, что у меня не было возможности ходить на разные кружки в силу удаленности. А кто-то наверняка вспоминает с содроганием, как его заставляли сидеть за инструментом или идти на тренировку.
И ведь не знаешь, как лучше-то. То ли тащить и толкать вперед, то ли бросить…
Больше всего в родительстве я устаю от того, что надо бесконечно повторять одно и тоже.
Ты собрала портфель?
Ты повторила окружающий мир?
Ты почистила зубы?
Не ешь шоколад, ты же почистила зубы!
Иди спать. Ложись уже, поздно. ЛОЖИСЬ СПАТЬ, ТЕБЯ ЗАВТРА НЕ ПОДНЯТЬ БУДЕТ!
Ну и вот все в таком роде. Раза по три, а то и по пять.
Я только сейчас поняла, в чем была некоторая прелесть юности - я несла ответственность тольк…
Кобель Анатолий вчера вернулся удрученный, весь вечер молчал.
Сегодня все-таки рассказал. Оказывается, попытался сунуться к брату моему на стройку, а не взяли.
Ставки у собак сокращают всюду! И условия все хуже и хуже, псы местные рассказали. Раньше деньгами платили худо-бедно, а сейчас все, только едой и кровом. На такие условия кто пойдет? Только приезжие псы и соглашаются, кому жить негде. Выкручивают лапы уже!
…
Если бы я вдруг оказалась посреди океана в весёльной лодке с запасом лимонных вафель, то я бы сначала веслами глушила рыбу и ела б ее сырой, но только не эти вафли!)))
Самое непонятное для меня лакомство)
В каком возрасте вы начали самостоятельно менять постельное белье?
У нас, я помню, была традиция: в пятницу уборка была вечером, иногда в субботу. Мы меняли белье в этот же день. Мама просто давала стопку белья и говорила: «Это тебе!».
Ну в средних классах точно уже меняли сами. В 6-7 прям вот 100%.
Я к чему это? Прилетели мы, сказали Алле поменять белье. Пододеяльник её победил. Отец поспешил на помощь. Рановато,…
Вернулся!!!
Последний фикус наконец-то заехал домой. Все-таки холодно уже стало, ночью тут +5 впереди.
Бедняга, конечно, покосился немного от ветра и моей пересадки. Фиксировали его к карнизу аккуратно.
Второй фикус проводили на второй этаж, потому что он закрывает окно, в комнате темнее сразу. А на втором этаже ему раздолье, поставили у окна, тревожить не будем.
Из хорошего - я наконец-то победила щитовку. Даже н…
Ну а что еще ей мог сказать акушер-гинеколог?😂
Сука Таисия отмечает годовщину родов - ровно 8 лет назад она родила. И ведь так неожиданно все случилось, она впервые забеременела в 4 года (для первой беременности у собак это очень поздно, примерно как первородящая в 38 лет у женщин). Я грешным делом думала, что старой девой она у меня помрет… И жаль её было, и что сделаешь?
А в 2018, осенью, как гром среди ясного не…
ПРО НАШУ СВАДЬБУ
У бабушки стояла эта фотография, фото со дня свадьбы нашей с Ваней.
Мамулечка моя в парике, потому что на самом деле волосы были утеряны - химиотерапия. Жара стояла страшная, я глубоко беременная, мне уже ничего не мило было к середине торжества. Торжество, кстати, проходило ДОМА. Прям вот столы составили на первом этаже, жених нажарил шашлыка, купили два торта, салаты настрогали. Салатов осталось …
Вчера хотела написать, да отвлеклась и забыла.
У меня была знакомая, у которой тоже был такой ухажер, как выше описали. Ну, молодые они были, лет 20 ему было, как и ей. Он ей абсолютно серьезно рассказывал, что семенная жидкость мужчины - это просто восьмое чудо света. Вреда от нее никакого, сплошь польза!
Короче, слились как-то их тела в любовной страсти. Суть да дело, лицо моей подруги оказалось у него в паху, да…
🤣1,910😨272❤112🗿27👍16🔥11
Showing the 12 most recent of 173 posts we hold for @mikeryna_sashaa. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts recorded as deleted after publishing
We recorded 2 posts on @mikeryna_sashaa as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.
A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.
First seen missing
25 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
5 September 2026
Median time before seen missing
5 days
Seen missing in the last 30 days
0
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 11 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
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the_nesya резерв @the_nesya · 32 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 30 August 2026
Mary_chemi @marychemi · 20,275 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 28 September 2026
Ина Малина @inamalina · 27,695 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 10 September 2026
Кристина Бошчех @bo_kris · 63,107 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 24 August 2026
Kempel.yulia @ebanistaru · 27,380 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 11 September 2026
Olechkin_durdom @olechkindurdom · 51,298 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 24 August 2026
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yanka_blog @yankablogg · 26,309 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 31 here — alongside 30 others — read 11 September 2026
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Panochka Выплаты и пособия @panochka_yanochkatut · 37,075 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 48 here — alongside 47 others — read 1 September 2026
Oksanabooka @oksanabookafamily · 38,733 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 29 here — alongside 28 others — read 30 August 2026
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Tobolator @tobolator · 50,347 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 25 August 2026
Двое в животе @dvoe_v_zhivote · 34,124 Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 3 September 2026
Доктор Крис @doktor_kris · 55,197 Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 51 here — alongside 50 others — read 23 August 2026
Ольга Кучерова @kycherova_olga · 23,828 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 16 September 2026
Уютный уголок @Fovere_anguli · 29,794 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 42 here — alongside 41 others — read 7 September 2026
Didenko.katerina @provizordidenko · 56,255 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 23 August 2026
Nasty Tasty party @nastia_tasty · 31,308 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 6 September 2026
nataly_frol @nataly_frol · 20,107 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 56 here — alongside 55 others — read 27 September 2026
This channel appears in 165 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Микерина. Роды? Зови акушера!” (@mikeryna_sashaa), 187,909 subscribers as measured 11 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mikeryna_sashaa.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.