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@lang_witch

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11,109subscribers

+27 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001591822591
TypeChannel
Username@lang_witch
DescriptionЛингвистическая археология Для связи: @sofiia_sofiia12 Правила: ➡️ Материться можно, оскорблять друг друга нельзя
Created4 August 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged3 times, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/lang_witch

Growth

11,08211,10911,095.56 August 2026 — 11,082 subscribers6 August 2026 — 11,082 subscribers7 August 2026 — 11,093 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,092 subscribers8 August 2026 — 11,100 subscribers10 August 2026 — 11,105 subscribers11 August 2026 — 11,109 subscribers6 August 202611 August 2026
7 measurements spanning 5 days, net +27. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,078–11,113 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Aug 2026, 03:0211,109+4
10 Aug 2026, 01:0111,105+5
8 Aug 2026, 23:3011,100+8
8 Aug 2026, 01:4011,092-1
7 Aug 2026, 01:2311,093+11
6 Aug 2026, 02:3711,082no change
6 Aug 2026, 02:0711,082first reading

Engagement

54 posts held, back to 2 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 16 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
24.2%
avg views ÷ 11,109 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,690
54 posts measured
Reaction rate
9.67%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
54
of 54 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held54 (2 August 202612 August 2026)
Views total145,370
Reactions total14,051
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 04:23 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
1,890
Videos
188
Links
779

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
55s
Average length
18s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

13,655 reactions across 48 posts, in 36 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
4,36332.0%
😁2,85720.9%
🤓1,60411.7%
🔥1,41210.3%
🤣7425.43%
💯5574.08%
👍4683.43%
🎉2621.92%
🍌1541.13%
😨1511.11%
👀1300.952%
🍾1270.93%
❤‍🔥1250.915%
🐳1110.813%
💔1080.791%
🥰780.571%
👎600.439%
😱570.417%
🥴410.3%
🤔330.242%
16 further kinds2151.57%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 54 of the 54 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14,051reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 54 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 19:39 UTC≈1,170 views145 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Вселенная спит Положив на лапу с клещами звёзд Огромное ухо Маяковский #стихи

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12 Aug 2026, 13:08 UTC≈1,730 views685 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

А у меня сегодня День рождения 🤓 Меня тут часто благодарят за интересные факты, которые я рассказываю. Сегодня я хочу поблагодарить вас за огромное количество интересного, что вы пишете в комментариях: я с вами буквально второе высшее получаю. У нас с вами очень взаимовыгодное сотрудничество, будем продолжать в том же духе ❤️

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12 Aug 2026, 04:46 UTC≈2,210 views311 reactionsread 13 August 2026

На румынском "бог" будет "dumnezeu". Происходит от звательного латинского "domine deus". Из-за этого кажется, что пока все вокруг жили более или менее нормально и говорили просто "бог", румыны провели часть своей истории на грани нервного срыва настолько, что обычное "бог" забылось, и осталось только "господибоже"...

😁230🔥5319👍5😈21👎1

11 Aug 2026, 14:40 UTC≈2,370 views602 reactionsread 13 August 2026

#Лингвозагадка: название этого предмета в переводе с греческого означает "поедающий плоть". Оба этих корня встречаются в биологии и медицине, однако загаданный предмет относится скорее к культовым. Что это? Ответ: саркофаг. ❤️ - ну да. знал 🔥 - осознал вот сейчас 🤓 - я вам тут не врач, чтобы сходу такие вещи вспоминать

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11 Aug 2026, 12:05 UTC≈2,460 views172 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Кто будет в Бухаресте, обязательно загляните 🤪 #да_нам_такое_смешно

😁131🔥27👀101👎1🤩1😈1

11 Aug 2026, 08:45 UTC≈3,330 views206 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

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11 Aug 2026, 04:42 UTC≈2,280 views232 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Forwarded from @volgasiberiaPhoto

Почти 20 лет как встретил этот языковой пример в чувашском словаре Ашмарина и с тех пор не реже раза в месяц задумываюсь о сопровождающей его помете "Пословица". Живо представляю: приходит сборщик материала к информанту уже который день подряд и просит поделиться народными мудростями, а информант, вконец измотанный таким общением, решает, что сегодня будет день большого троллинга...

🤣139😁42🔥20👀12🤔96❤‍🔥1💔1

10 Aug 2026, 18:22 UTC≈2,640 views672 reactionsread 13 August 2026

#Лингвозагадка: в какое русское имя превратилось греческое имя Космос ("порядок")? Ответ: Кузьма (Кузя, Косма). ❤️ - взято! 🤓 - моя жизнь не будет прежней

402🤓253👍10😁5💯1🤡1

10 Aug 2026, 14:31 UTC≈2,440 views162 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Нанна (аккад. Син, Суэн, Шин) — шумерский бог Луны Нанна был первым сыном верховного бога Энлиля и его супруги Нинлиль, богини судьбы. Что необычно для нашей культуры, в которой Солнце обычно воспринимается как главное светило, в Месопотамии бог Солнца Уту (аккад. Шамаш) находится чуть ниже, он сын Нанны, бога Луны. Дело в том, что ночь не воспринималась шумерами как отсутствие света. Наоборот, именно ночь открывала

77🔥53👍237❤‍🔥1👎1

10 Aug 2026, 12:08 UTC≈2,160 views148 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Сергей Николаевич Шильников (1922 - 2019) Нет, та, которую я знал, не существует. Она живет в высотном доме, с добрым мужем. Он выстроил ей дачу, он ревнует, Он рыжий перманент её волос целует. Мне даже адрес, даже телефон её не нужен. Ведь та, которую я знал, не существует. А было так, что злое море в берег било, Гремело глухо, туго, как восточный бубен, Неслось к порогу дома, где она служила. Тогда она меня так яр

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10 Aug 2026, 08:49 UTC≈2,210 views166 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Forwarded from @ealdenglisc

Латинское habere и английское have тоже не родственники несмотря на практически идентичный вид и значение. Оба глагола обозначают "иметь". Сюда же можно отнести немецкое haben и готское haban. На самом деле английскому have родственно латинское capiō (хватать, брать), сравните с готским hafja (поднимаю, удерживаю). Всё из-за первого передвижения согласных (Закон Гримма), общеиндоевропейские согласные системно сдвину

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10 Aug 2026, 04:43 UTC≈2,480 views228 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

#понедельничновое

😁115🥰7031❤‍🔥6🔥4🐳1👎1

Showing the 12 most recent of 54 posts we hold for @lang_witch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@lang_witch edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
9 August 2026
Most recent edit
9 August 2026

Polls

The 6 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

9 Aug 2026, 07:53 UTCAnonymous Quiz1,870 voters approx.

Где ударение?

  1. он ретировАлся67%
  2. он ретИровался33%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

9 Aug 2026, 07:52 UTCAnonymous Quiz1,860 voters approx.

Где ударение?

  1. жАлюзи15%
  2. жалюзИ85%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

9 Aug 2026, 07:51 UTCAnonymous Quiz1,880 voters approx.

Где ударение?

  1. Он атлетически слОжен48%
  2. Он атлетически сложЁн52%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

9 Aug 2026, 07:50 UTCAnonymous Quiz1,870 voters approx.

Где ударение?

  1. мишурА97%
  2. мишУра3%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

9 Aug 2026, 07:49 UTCAnonymous Quiz1,870 voters approx.

Где ударение?

  1. его раны кровотОчат54%
  2. его раны кровоточАт46%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

9 Aug 2026, 07:48 UTCAnonymous Quiz1,830 voters approx.

Где ударение?

  1. она коснулась моего лОктя86%
  2. она коснулась моего локтЯ14%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 54 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 12 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 21,834 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Языковедьма” (@lang_witch), 11,109 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/lang_witch.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.