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@quotes_teacher

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47,678subscribers

-193 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001284455769
TypeChannel
Username@quotes_teacher
Created1 May 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live29 September 2026
Measurements held35
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 29 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/quotes_teacher

Topic

Education — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 66% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

47,60247,87147,736.56 August 2026 — 47,871 subscribers6 August 2026 — 47,869 subscribers7 August 2026 — 47,853 subscribers8 August 2026 — 47,840 subscribers9 August 2026 — 47,827 subscribers10 August 2026 — 47,814 subscribers11 August 2026 — 47,789 subscribers12 August 2026 — 47,777 subscribers13 August 2026 — 47,766 subscribers14 August 2026 — 47,755 subscribers16 August 2026 — 47,732 subscribers17 August 2026 — 47,713 subscribers18 August 2026 — 47,703 subscribers19 August 2026 — 47,695 subscribers20 August 2026 — 47,670 subscribers22 August 2026 — 47,662 subscribers23 August 2026 — 47,649 subscribers25 August 2026 — 47,627 subscribers26 August 2026 — 47,602 subscribers27 August 2026 — 47,708 subscribers28 August 2026 — 47,732 subscribers28 August 2026 — 47,720 subscribers29 August 2026 — 47,713 subscribers31 August 2026 — 47,701 subscribers1 September 2026 — 47,679 subscribers1 September 2026 — 47,680 subscribers3 September 2026 — 47,670 subscribers4 September 2026 — 47,658 subscribers7 September 2026 — 47,692 subscribers10 September 2026 — 47,727 subscribers12 September 2026 — 47,715 subscribers14 September 2026 — 47,701 subscribers15 September 2026 — 47,695 subscribers18 September 2026 — 47,684 subscribers29 September 2026 — 47,678 subscribers47,6786 August 202629 September 2026
35 measurements spanning 54 days, net -193. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 47,562–47,911 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
29 Sept 2026, 11:3847,678-6
18 Sept 2026, 01:5947,684-11
15 Sept 2026, 19:5647,695-6
14 Sept 2026, 06:1947,701-14
12 Sept 2026, 15:4247,715-12
10 Sept 2026, 11:5547,727+35
7 Sept 2026, 06:1647,692+34
4 Sept 2026, 14:4247,658-12
3 Sept 2026, 01:0547,670-10
1 Sept 2026, 23:3647,680+1
1 Sept 2026, 02:1447,679-22
31 Aug 2026, 01:4447,701-12
29 Aug 2026, 22:3447,713-7
28 Aug 2026, 22:4647,720-12
28 Aug 2026, 01:3447,732+24
27 Aug 2026, 03:4847,708+106
26 Aug 2026, 03:3347,602-25
25 Aug 2026, 03:3347,627-22
23 Aug 2026, 18:1847,649-13
22 Aug 2026, 04:4747,662first reading

Engagement

124 posts held, back to 25 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 113 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
22.1%
avg views ÷ 47,678 subscribers
Avg views / post
10,500
64 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.00%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
64
of 124 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 September 2026
Posts held124 (25 July 2026 – 29 September 2026)
Views total673,610
Reactions total33,698
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Sept 2026, 08:45 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
50s
Average length
50s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

62,791 reactions across 122 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤27,83444.3%
🤣22,13235.2%
👍4,1056.54%
😢3,5175.60%
👏1,5432.46%
🤨1,2802.04%
🙈7531.20%
🤔7471.19%
👎6901.10%
👌1900.303%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 124 of the 124 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 63,726 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 124 most recent posts we hold, published 25 July 2026 to 29 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
10
across the posts below
Posts paid on
7
of 124 we hold a reading for · 6%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @quotes_teacher. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 124 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 25 July 2026 to 29 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

29 Sept 2026, 07:29 UTC≈2,130 views289 reactionsread 29 September 2026

П: Мы с вами как семья. С: Большая? П: Неблагополучная. Романов С.А. #МГЮА

🤣230❤51🙈4👎3🤔1

28 Sept 2026, 16:19 UTC≈5,310 views652 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Я вас буду на 6-7 минут раньше отпускать, чтобы вы успели в столовой место занять. Но меня вперёд пропускайте. Копылов А.В. #МГУ

❤446🤣138👏56👍10👎1🤔1

28 Sept 2026, 11:39 UTC≈6,300 views531 reactionsread 29 September 2026

У нас в армии все болели менингитом. Все либо умирали, либо становились дебилами. Я тоже заболел, но мне повезло - я выжил. Родзинский Д.Л. #МИП

😢263🤣204❤42🤔10🤨6👏3👎2👍1

28 Sept 2026, 09:15 UTC≈6,530 views528 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Чем глупее вопрос, тем скорее он требует ответа. Если в вашей голове глупый вопрос, и вы считаете, что он очень глупый, то очень плохо, что он в вашей голове. Задайте его скорее, чтоб в вашей голове его не было. Аксенов А.В. #ГУАП

❤391🤣89👌26👍11🙈9👎2

27 Sept 2026, 14:49 UTC≈7,490 views644 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Ни за что не работайте на 1 и 2 курсах, 3-4 это понятное дело, но на 1- ни за что. Каждый день просите у родителей по 1000 рублей. Сначала просим у папы, потом у мамы. Хайруллин А.Г. #КГЭУ

❤405🤣175👍33🤨10👏9😢7👎4🤔1

27 Sept 2026, 07:29 UTC≈7,570 views365 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Моцарт - рафинированный представитель рококо. То есть, тут мы сжимаем Моцарта до размера бантика. Бетховен и бантик - трудно себе представить. Бетховен как кавказский дикобраз... Д.И. Топилин #РАМ

❤206🤣111🤔40🤨5👍2👎1

26 Sept 2026, 14:49 UTC≈7,470 views421 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Всё гениальные открытия были совершены ночью, во сне. Поэтому кладите на тумбочку карандаш и лист чистой бумаги. Проснулся - записал и стал гением. Маслов В.А. #ВМедА

❤290🤣90🤔19👍11🙈6👌2👎2👏1

26 Sept 2026, 10:13 UTC≈7,500 views368 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Если даже вы не будете работать по специальности, то инженерная геология должна стать вашим образом жизни, потому что есть вероятность, что однажды она спасет вам жизнь. Вязкова О.Е. #МГРИ

❤262🤣67👍24👏13👎2

25 Sept 2026, 09:29 UTC≈8,370 views438 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Не беспокойтесь, вы в полной безопасности. И это не потому что я не хочу вас ударить, а потому что это статья 286 УК РФ и 15 лет лишения свободы. С.И. Мурзаков #ВШЭ

❤313🤣62😢49👍10👎4

24 Sept 2026, 16:19 UTC≈8,970 views549 reactionsread 29 September 2026

На Камчатке можно зайти в магазин и увидеть такие цены, что «Азбука вкуса» покажется вам «Пятерочкой». Поляков М.М. #МГЮА

❤320😢149🤣51👏17👍6🤔4👎2

24 Sept 2026, 11:39 UTC≈10,300 views701 reactions1 Starread 29 September 2026

Рот нам дан не для ругани, а для мармеладных червячков. Мулин И.А. #РХТУ

❤561🤣96👍26🤔9👏7👎2

24 Sept 2026, 07:29 UTC≈9,270 views376 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Эксперимент, подтверждающий теорию, – это когда мы предположили, что если ёжик синий, то он, наверное, вкусный. Провели опыт, подтвердили, но в процессе выяснили, что он ещё и колючий. Причём чем вкуснее, тем колючее! Хвастунов Н.Н. #ИТМО

❤254🤨57🤣52👍6😢6👎1

Showing the 12 most recent of 124 posts we hold for @quotes_teacher. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

Препод говорит
@prepodsay · 39,274
#1
ВПШ
@pravdadirty · 1,395,339
#2
ЭТО ЗНАК
@etoznakmag · 636,095
#3
FEMALE MEMES
@femalememes · 407,543
#4
Москвач • Новости Москвы
@moscowach · 4,076,789
#5
КК
@petrovtel · 525,264
#6
Новости Москвы
@moscowmap · 2,668,820
#7
crow talks
@tgcrowtalks · 12,246
#8
москоутиндер
@moscowtinderr · 740,982
#9
Екатерина Мизулина
@ekaterina_mizulina · 935,401
#10
Сегодня в Пироговке
@pirogovka_now · 3,437
#11
Labrats
@rlabrats · 16,835
#12
маленькими шажочками к большой мечте🤍
@maaargoooshaaaa · 11,038
#13
margosha
@margoshamedlove · 5,269
#14
Москва Live
@msk_live · 1,804,158
#15
врач рисующий
@spnullityy · 5,758
#16
milanov
@milaaaaaaaaaaaaaasha · 6,624
#17
365 new days
@evodays · 385,450
#18
персик
@anthonyuly · 233,890
#19
Пездуза
@pezduzalive · 372,470
#20
Любимый ВПШ 😮‍💨
@lyubimyivpsh · 143,446
#21
imleenas
@imleenas · 20,433
#22
менделеев чихнул
@mendeleevchixnul · 2,370
#23
KUSKUS🤍🫂
@alexeevvaammm · 18,281
#24
sofffikka
@sofffikkaaaa · 7,385
#25
MEDFAM 🤍🩺
@medffam · 9,597
#26
Записки юного Вовчика
@medlci13 · 44,404
#27
Студенческие инсайды
@stud_inside · 977
#28
medical_mari
@bbelkinaaa · 3,456
#29
хим🩵био-рай с мотивилай
@motivilyy · 9,791
#30
Зоопарк из слоновой кости
@ivoryzoo · 31,620
#31
Grand Exam - Арсений Филин
@grandexam_ege · 48,672
#32
polina parve
@parvepolina · 1,892
#33
Первый университетский
@msuthefirst · 28,215
#34
Anatom_expert
@anatom_expert · 13,636
#35
сммщица на приколе 🍒
@smm_naprikole · 2,625
#36
Наука и университеты
@naukauniver · 43,122
#37
Закладки медика 🩺
@medmateriali · 23,762
#38
Neural Machine
@neuralmachine · 48,649
#39
ExpertMed
@smart_fundamed · 9,313
#40
Записки судмедэксперта
@sudmednotes · 168,213
#41
inside hse
@inside_hse · 20,995
#42
Я не понимаю это смешно или уже нет!!
@sashaonline · 86,506
#43
Даша Естьфамилия
@estfamiliyatg · 3,677
#44
Университет | РязГМУ Минздрава России
@rzgmu_ru · 5,518
#45
мемы про студентов
@egearmy1 · 5,686
#46
медик и химик 👩🏼‍🔬🩺
@attraksjonnnnn · 7,178
#47
твиттота
@twitt_ota · 331,915
#48
KOSTI
@kosti · 560,192
#49
STUDY STYLE
@study_style · 1,775
#50
NN
@naebnet · 2,178,705
#51
alexeevvaamm🤍
@alexeevvvaamm · 72,285
#52
гороскоп и кирилл
@goro_kirill · 171,579
#53
aes oquua
@aesoquua · 31,220
#54
rutkismary
@rutkismary · 333,341
#55
Химас-рнимас year 4🦑
@chemm_rsmu · 1,424
#56
Garaeva 🩺
@mmallekaaa · 7,199
#57
Dr. Aндрей
@md_useinov · 5,149
#58
dr nicole 🪷
@doctogram · 4,959
#59
с любовью, Тоня
@withtonchi · 17,382
#60
evkasup
@evkasup13 · 103,801
#61
врач маминой подруги
@raynbuldez · 22,636
#62
ШАСТУН
@shastoonchannel · 234,676
#63
Жизнь обычного Чудища
@yourbeastyslife · 58,769
#64
aysmed💘
@ayssmed · 13,619
#65
gorkesa🤍
@gorkesas · 28,035
#66
МГЮА
@msal_kutafina · 18,838
#67
Мои любимые юморески
@myfavoritejumoreski · 79,480
#68
1 дорожка Мефедрона
@otvetyspbgmu22 · 4,696
#69
Будни медика в Сеченова 🩺
@medik_sechenova · 11,337
#70
Файлы Журавля Дима Журавлёв
@files_zhuravlya · 181,680
#71
Лерчик- студент медик 🩺
@lerchek_med · 2,383
#72
саша теслонд @teslond
@teslond1 · 96,283
#73
2 Дорожка Амфетаминки
@otvetyspbgmu2 · 3,596
#74
Alexandra Posnova
@posnovaalexandra · 203,250
#75
Pozov Live
@pozov · 255,112
#76

Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 26 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Препод говорит
@prepodsay · 39,274
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 30 August 2026
Записки юного Вовчика
@medlci13 · 44,404
Telegram ranks this channel #28 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 28 August 2026
Медицинский блог Сеченова
@medblognomer1 · 24,463
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 16 September 2026
Записки судмедэксперта
@sudmednotes · 168,213
Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 12 August 2026
Grand Exam - Арсений Филин
@grandexam_ege · 48,672
Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 25 August 2026
МОССУДМЕД 🇷🇺
@reshetunalexey · 39,812
Telegram ranks this channel #72 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 30 August 2026
Жизнь обычного Чудища
@yourbeastyslife · 58,769
Telegram ranks this channel #73 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 24 August 2026
Голова медузы🪼
@golovameduza · 23,559
Telegram ranks this channel #74 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 18 September 2026

This channel appears in 8 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Цитаты преподавателей” (@quotes_teacher), 47,678 subscribers as measured 29 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/quotes_teacher.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.