11 Oct 2025, 04:24 UTC≈183,000 views1,835 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Rotten BANANA of the Week: LUNA 🌕🍌
The granddaddy of all rugs. The one that humbled us all. $60B gone in a flash.
LUNA speedran “too stable to fail.”
They called it a stablecoin. Turns out, the only thing stable was our depression.
Charts went up, faith went higher… then it all cratered faster than you could say "algorithmic".
The aftermath? Lawsuits and enough trauma to power a bear market.
Your turn! What’s…
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3 Oct 2025, 09:19 UTC≈182,000 views1,176 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Starting 2ndOctober, we'll be peeling back the nastiest rugs in crypto once a week.
Name 'em. Shame 'em. Cry together. Laugh together.
This week’s Rotten BANANA: Aquabot 🪦
Pulled a $4.65M rug on Solana right before TGE.
21,770 SOL gone. Funds laundered. Replies nuked.
Even big names shilled it. Brutal.
It's your turn now - drop the projects that wrecked you below so we can all cope 👉👈
Afterall, we're all jus…
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30 Sept 2025, 04:17 UTC≈134,000 views943 reactionsread 12 August 2026 🍌 SHOW US YOUR BANANA STASH 🍌
Hi Minions
Which BANANA in your collection is your pride & joy?
🔹 Screenshot your favorite banana(s) on the platform 🔹 Post & tag
@thebananation on X
🔹 Make sure you're following
@thebananation
+ points for those with rarer bananas
+ points for those who also adds the "why" factor
10 random winners will each get $10 USDT
Event ends this Wednesday, 1st October, 0000H
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Banana Announcement pinned «PEELers, our time is coming. We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs. Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair. That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a chain, not…»
26 Sept 2025, 03:37 UTC≈143,000 views1,236 reactionsread 12 August 2026 PEELers, our time is coming.
We’ve all been there: rugged by projects, nuked by markets, fired from jobs.
Life keeps piling on, and all that’s left is to laugh while molding into the chair.
That’s why BANANA exists. Not a bridge, not a chain, not “the future of finance”. Just a vibe-first, utility-optional, copium-powered therapy token for the terminally online.
We’re not here to save Web3 (we could).
We’re he…
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18 Sept 2025, 13:51 UTC≈139,000 views1,357 reactionsread 12 August 2026 ⏰ Reminder, Minions!
The wallet submission is closing soon, submit your EVM wallet before 20th September (00:00 UTC).
No submission = no eligibility for future rewards.
Don’t miss out. Lock it in while you still can.
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16 Sept 2025, 18:03 UTC≈127,000 views1,190 reactionsread 12 August 2026 👋 A small wave can carry big meaning.
Sometimes, the simplest greetings spark the brightest journeys.
🍌 Hello, world 🌎
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15 Sept 2025, 14:05 UTC≈135,000 views1,253 reactionsread 12 August 2026 📢 Banana Airdrop Wallet Submission
Hey Minions!!!!
Submit your EVM wallet to secure future airdrops and rewards! 🍌✨
⚠️ Please note: Once submitted, your wallet cannot be changed.
🗓️ Submission Deadline: Sep 20, 00:00 UTC
👉 Don’t miss out, lock in your spot now!
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21 Aug 2025, 04:06 UTC≈157,000 views1,039 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Our Mission
“To become the most emotionally honest coin in existence by laughing off all the depressing shits together to help you feel again.”
We’re not here to pump your bags.
We’re here to hold your emotional damage with both peeling hands.
No hype. No hope. Not much of an utility.
Just shared existential comedy, BANANA stickers, and high-grade copium.
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13 Aug 2025, 07:11 UTC≈154,000 views821 reactionsread 12 August 2026 For over a year, we’ve been building a safe haven for everyone “hurt” or ‘rugged’ due to the acts of bad projects within crypto and now, an apPEELing future is just around the corner.”
Stay woke Minions
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6 Aug 2025, 07:39 UTC≈173,000 views757 reactionsread 12 August 2026 I would love to tell you guys something but I’m scared of losing my job
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5 Aug 2025, 16:07 UTC≈167,000 views532 reactionsread 12 August 2026 Most times you have to look closer to see the full picture. 🍌
When everything feels like it’s slipping away, remember, pressure creates the juice.
Squeeze through the pain. ApPEEL to your greatness.
The time is near ⏰
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