Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 50% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
8 measurements spanning 7 days, net -43. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 210,389–210,484 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Aug 2026, 00:04
210,421
+16
12 Aug 2026, 03:02
210,405
+5
11 Aug 2026, 01:44
210,400
-25
10 Aug 2026, 00:30
210,425
-16
8 Aug 2026, 20:55
210,441
-13
7 Aug 2026, 18:03
210,454
-19
6 Aug 2026, 16:06
210,473
+9
6 Aug 2026, 06:33
210,464
first reading
Engagement
269 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
6.64%
avg views ÷ 210,421 subscribers
Avg views / post
14,000
269 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.569%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
269
of 269 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held
269 (5 August 2026 – 12 August 2026)
Views total
3,760,906
Reactions total
21,399
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
12 Aug 2026, 17:58 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
1h 10m
Average length
49s
Measured directly from 87 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
19,929 reactions across 251 posts, in 39 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
5,822
29.2%
💔
2,327
11.7%
👍
2,039
10.2%
❤
1,316
6.60%
😡
1,275
6.40%
👏
1,131
5.68%
🤯
976
4.90%
😐
846
4.25%
😍
632
3.17%
😢
580
2.91%
🥴
527
2.64%
👎
434
2.18%
😨
351
1.76%
👌
288
1.45%
🔥
245
1.23%
🗿
198
0.994%
😭
172
0.863%
👀
103
0.517%
❤🔥
102
0.512%
🕊
99
0.497%
19 further kinds
466
2.34%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 269 of the 269 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 21,399reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 269 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 269 we hold a reading for · 0.7%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @weedlashya. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 269 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
میل جنسیم رو گذاشتم کنار و شروع کردم به شناختن اون دختر...
دیگه برام حکم وسیله رو نداشت؛ برام آدمی نمود کرد که میل به فهمیده شدن، داشت.
پای حرفاش مینشستم، گاهی با یه دختر بچه شر و شیطون روبرو میشدم و گاهی با یه دنیا رنج و اندوه و حسرت...
تو وجود اون دختر بود که فهمیدم؛ چقدر لذتبخشه دونستنِ آدم، و من برای اون دختر گاهی پدر میشدم، گاهی عاشقش بودم، و گاهی همبازیش...
وقتی که پیش هم بودیم؛ چشماشو خواب میبرد، خمیازه میک…
نمیدونم چرا بعضیا فکر میکنن هرکی تو سختی و فقر زندگی کرده، حتماً آدم شریفیه
شرافت هیچ ربطی به طبقه اجتماعی یا سطح رفاه آدمها نداره.
یه نفر میتونه در اوج ثروت، شریف و باوجدان باشه و یکی هم میتونه در فقر، آدم خوبی نباشه.
یا برعکس
این تقدیس فقر و بدبختی واقعاً بیمعنیه.
✍موکاخانِم
Hani @Weedlashya 🍁
چند تا نصیحت از منِ ۳۵ ساله به دخترای زیر ۳۰ سال:
کار کنید و پول دربیارید و از نظر مالی مستقل شید جوری که هرگز محتاجِ پدر و مادر یا پسری نباشید.
هرگز نفرِ عاشقتر توی رابطه نباشید.
صدتون رو برای هیچ پسری نذارید.
همه چیز رو به پدر مادر نگید.
باشگاه رو ول نکنید.
آب بخورید.
✍Darya
Hani @Weedlashya 🍁
احتمال داره بزودی توی سراسر کشور، این قیمت اجرایی بشه.
🔴 شفاف سازی برای اولین بار: طرح جدید دولت برای بنزین که اولین بار بصورت پایلوت در استان کرمان اجرایی می شود، چگونه است؟
🔹در این طرح سهمیه های ملی ۱۵۰۰ و ۳۰۰۰ تومانی که به ترتیب ۶۰ و ۵۰ لیتر هستند فعلا باقی خواهند ماند، البته در چشم انداز بلند مدت حذف تدریجی این دو سهمیه در دستور کار است.
🔹اما سهمیه سوم بنزین 5000 تومانی محدود به 40 لیتر شده است و در دو مرحله 2…
خبرنگار حوادث:
یک پسر 15 ساله به دست یک اوباش سابقهدار در سنندج به قتل رسید.
ابوالفضل عزتی 15ساله اهل سنندج داشته توی پارک فوتبال بازی میکرده که وسط بازی توپش محکم میخوره به یه نفر که از شانس بدش اون طرف یه اوباش سابقه داره. ابوالفضل میره معذرتخواهی کنه ولی طرف حتی فرصت معذرت خواهی بهش نمیده و یه چاقو در میاره و میزنه تو شاهرگ ابوالفضل و به قتلش میرسونه.
ابوالفضل یه کارگر ساده و تک فرزند خانوادش بوده.
RelaX @W…
🔴فوری
آغاز عرضه بنزین با نرخ ۸۷ هزار تومان در کرمان
🔹معاون هماهنگی امور عمرانی استاندار کرمان از آغاز عرضه بنزین با نرخ تمامشده پالایشگاهی به مبلغ هر لیتر ۸۷ هزار و ۲۰۰ تومان از بامداد پنجشنبه (۲۱ مردادماه) در ۲۰۴ جایگاه سوخت استان خبر داد/ایرنا
Elf @Weedlashya 🍁
🎥 The Mist(2007)
من هروقت یادم میافته که دارابونت، پیشنهاد ۳۰میلیون دلاری باب واینستین رو رد کرد و فقط نصف دستمزد رو گرفت تا این پایان بندی هولناکرو حفظ کنه، دهنم باز میمونه. قید ۱۵میلیون دلار رو زد تا صحنهای رو حفظ کنه که میتونست موجب شکست فیلم بشه.
+ اونوقت صداوسیما این صحنه رو به دلخواه خودش حذف کرد =)))))))))
RelaX @Weedlashya 🍁
چشم شور ایرانی به فاصله کمتر از ۳ ساعت
Elf @Weedlashya 🍁
🤣44😨5👎3🗿3👀2🥴2😈2
Showing the 12 most recent of 269 posts we hold for @weedlashya. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 20,772 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 9 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ویدلش | weedlashya” (@weedlashya), 210,421 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/weedlashya.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.