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SatoshiSlice

@orangesats3

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37,744subscribers

+1,828 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002509785327
TypeChannel
Username@orangesats3
DescriptionMicroperspectives on Bitcoin, from sats to big trends — orange-pilled content that cuts deep. 🍊🔥
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held30
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/orangesats3

Topic

Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

35,91637,74436,8308 August 2026 — 35,916 subscribers9 August 2026 — 35,981 subscribers10 August 2026 — 36,070 subscribers11 August 2026 — 36,198 subscribers13 August 2026 — 36,289 subscribers14 August 2026 — 36,383 subscribers15 August 2026 — 36,519 subscribers17 August 2026 — 36,583 subscribers18 August 2026 — 36,565 subscribers19 August 2026 — 36,595 subscribers20 August 2026 — 36,624 subscribers21 August 2026 — 36,649 subscribers22 August 2026 — 36,660 subscribers24 August 2026 — 36,704 subscribers25 August 2026 — 36,731 subscribers26 August 2026 — 36,803 subscribers27 August 2026 — 36,820 subscribers28 August 2026 — 36,871 subscribers29 August 2026 — 36,944 subscribers30 August 2026 — 36,987 subscribers31 August 2026 — 37,011 subscribers1 September 2026 — 37,033 subscribers2 September 2026 — 37,079 subscribers4 September 2026 — 37,114 subscribers7 September 2026 — 37,072 subscribers10 September 2026 — 37,001 subscribers12 September 2026 — 36,777 subscribers14 September 2026 — 36,698 subscribers15 September 2026 — 36,795 subscribers18 September 2026 — 37,744 subscribers8 August 202618 September 2026
30 measurements spanning 40 days, net +1,828. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 35,642–38,018 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 30
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 00:4137,744+949
15 Sept 2026, 19:1836,795+97
14 Sept 2026, 02:2136,698-79
12 Sept 2026, 11:1936,777-224
10 Sept 2026, 11:1937,001-71
7 Sept 2026, 09:1737,072-42
4 Sept 2026, 12:3737,114+35
2 Sept 2026, 21:3837,079+46
1 Sept 2026, 16:3337,033+22
31 Aug 2026, 19:1337,011+24
30 Aug 2026, 20:2836,987+43
29 Aug 2026, 19:1436,944+73
28 Aug 2026, 17:4836,871+51
27 Aug 2026, 14:3836,820+17
26 Aug 2026, 17:2436,803+72
25 Aug 2026, 15:5536,731+27
24 Aug 2026, 15:1736,704+44
22 Aug 2026, 22:2336,660+11
21 Aug 2026, 10:0536,649+25
20 Aug 2026, 13:2336,624first reading

Engagement

383 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 102 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
25.3%
avg views ÷ 37,744 subscribers
Avg views / post
9,570
192 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.483%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
192
of 383 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 191 of 192 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 September 2026
Posts held383 (5 August 2026 – 29 September 2026)
Views total1,836,631
Reactions total8,869
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Sept 2026, 19:20 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈2,710
Videos
≈989
Links
≈3,910

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 29 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
41m 31s
Average length
27s

Measured directly from 93 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

16,340 reactions across 382 posts, in 54 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 5.02% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤8205.02%
⚡5333.26%
🤣4632.83%
😍4602.82%
😎4582.80%
🐳4452.72%
🤝4432.71%
🤓4422.71%
🎃4312.64%
🤗4302.63%
🏆4282.62%
🍓4272.61%
🌭4242.59%
🎉4202.57%
🥰4152.54%
🍾4142.53%
👌4092.50%
😘4052.48%
🦄4052.48%
👏3962.42%
34 further kinds7,27244.5%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 382 of the 383 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16,340 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 383 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 29 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Advertising

Ad load
0.522%
2 of 383 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
0
none — marked by hashtag only
Median views · ads
295
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
9,150
over 381 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Measured over the 383 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 29 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

29 Sept 2026, 16:53 UTC≈4,570 views20 reactionsread 29 September 2026

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 5,035 $BTC (418,671,285 USD) transferred from Coinbase Institutional to unknown wallet Details SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 16:29 UTC≈4,640 views28 reactionsread 29 September 2026

WHITE HOUSE HAS URGED EU TO DRAW DOWN DIESEL EMERGENCY INVENTORIES IN BID TO LOWER GLOBAL PRICES - SOURCES SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 16:15 UTC≈4,310 views14 reactionsread 29 September 2026
Photo

JUST IN: GAMBLER-TURNED-TRADER JELITICS IS DOWN $476,000 THIS WEEK SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 16:00 UTC≈3,990 views12 reactionsread 29 September 2026
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#BlackRock's tokenized fund holds $534M on #Avalanche. $AVAX SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 15:46 UTC≈3,620 views14 reactionsread 29 September 2026

Elon do us a favour and block Zachxbt SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 15:31 UTC≈3,440 views13 reactionsread 29 September 2026

JUST IN : 🚨🚨 House Oversight Committee expands prediction market insider trading fraud probe to Hyperliquid and Crypto .com SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 15:12 UTC≈3,290 views4 reactionsread 29 September 2026
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BREAKING: #AVALANCHE SURPASSES ALL OTHER CHAINS COMBINED IN 7D TOKENIZED STOCK INFLOWS SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 14:57 UTC≈3,170 views9 reactionsread 29 September 2026
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JUST IN: HANetf launches the world's first euro-hedged bitcoin ETC, Arrow Bitcoin EUR Hedged ETC (EBTC), with currency hedging provided by HSBC, as reported by WSJ. SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 14:44 UTC≈2,860 views8 reactionsread 29 September 2026

TRUMP: WILL SIGN EXECUTIVE ORDER RENAMING AI TO SI SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 14:04 UTC≈2,900 views8 reactionsread 29 September 2026

JUST IN: Sharplink disclosed it received 406 ETH in staking rewards this week, with cumulative staking income reaching 28,351 ETH. SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 13:48 UTC≈2,540 views10 reactionsread 29 September 2026
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JUST IN: Bitwise Asset Management launches the Bitwise NEAR ETF (NRR) on NYSE, offering spot exposure to NEAR and planning to stake held tokens for ~5% rewards. SatoshiSlice

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29 Sept 2026, 13:23 UTC≈2,360 views8 reactionsread 29 September 2026

MILITARY AIRCRAFT CRASHED IN RUSSIA'S AMUR REGION - RUSSIAN DEFENCE MINISTRY - SIX Russian Pilots dead. SatoshiSlice

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Showing the 12 most recent of 383 posts we hold for @orangesats3. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 9 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“SatoshiSlice” (@orangesats3), 37,744 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/orangesats3.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.