Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 46% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
60 measurements spanning 93 days, net -617. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 48,329–49,213 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 60
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
7 Nov 2026, 13:19
48,431
-18
6 Nov 2026, 12:16
48,449
-13
5 Nov 2026, 11:05
48,462
-30
4 Nov 2026, 07:50
48,492
-23
3 Nov 2026, 04:57
48,515
-10
2 Nov 2026, 05:31
48,525
-16
1 Nov 2026, 07:46
48,541
-20
31 Oct 2026, 07:36
48,561
-15
30 Oct 2026, 06:47
48,576
-17
29 Oct 2026, 05:08
48,593
-29
28 Oct 2026, 00:48
48,622
-31
27 Oct 2026, 00:36
48,653
-5
26 Oct 2026, 00:58
48,658
-11
24 Oct 2026, 23:05
48,669
-21
24 Oct 2026, 00:17
48,690
+5
23 Oct 2026, 02:41
48,685
-13
22 Oct 2026, 05:10
48,698
-11
20 Oct 2026, 23:50
48,709
-15
20 Oct 2026, 01:06
48,724
-22
18 Oct 2026, 21:31
48,746
first reading
Engagement
577 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 187 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
6.22%
avg views ÷ 48,431 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,010
172 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.70%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
172
of 577 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 November 2026
Posts held
577 (4 August 2026 – 7 November 2026)
Views total
518,229
Reactions total
13,982
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
7 Nov 2026, 12:35 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
4h 05m
Average length
44s
Measured directly from 334 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
53,186 reactions across 561 posts, in 61 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 17.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
9,472
17.8%
😁
9,080
17.1%
💯
7,811
14.7%
🔥
4,304
8.09%
❤
3,279
6.17%
🤣
3,240
6.09%
🙏
1,934
3.64%
💊
1,805
3.39%
🥰
1,535
2.89%
👏
1,471
2.77%
❤🔥
1,099
2.07%
🤔
1,031
1.94%
🤯
1,030
1.94%
😡
991
1.86%
😱
895
1.68%
🙈
625
1.18%
👎
556
1.05%
😢
442
0.831%
🤪
284
0.534%
👀
248
0.466%
41 further kinds
2,054
3.86%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 575 of the 577 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 54,617 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 577 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
14
across the posts below
Posts paid on
8
of 577 we hold a reading for · 1%
Most on one post
7
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @naehavshie. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 577 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 7 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 13 of 172 posts held from the last 30 days (7.56%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
85 лет назад Москва показала, что не сдаётся!
Представляете, 7 ноября 1941 года немцы стояли всего в 70–100 километрах от Москвы, а на Красной площади проходил военный парад! И ведь наши бойцы шли не просто ради красивого марша. Многие прямо от Кремля отправились защищать столицу.
Парад был приурочен к 24-й годовщине Октябрьской революции, но навсегда остался символом мужества наших дедов и прадедов. Они знали, что…
Вот это поворот! Тут Украина заявила, что не хочет участвовать в G20 без России.
Хотя я с хлопцами даже соглашусь. Если уж собираться за одним столом, то почему бы наконец не поговорить о том, как закончить конфликт? Тем более Зеленскому сейчас явно не до капризов. Денег нема, европейцы уже не так охотно раскошеливаются, а тут ещё зима на носу 🥶
Ну что ж, лично я очень жду этой встречи и надеюсь, что она состоится,…
🎼 Музыкальная пауза
Только что узнала, что Pink Floyd выпустят переиздания легендарного альбома Animals к 50-летию релиза.
А самое главное, что на пластинку войдут неизданные треки и концертные записи из разных городов. Помню, как впервые услышала их песню. Мой тогдашний ухажёр дал послушать на плеере альбом «The Division Bell».
Я тогда вообще особо зарубежных ребят не слушала, но музыка мне понравилась, плюс паре…
Российский янтарь добрался до Маврикия! 😍
Представляете, наши калининградские сокровища теперь показывают на острове посреди Индийского океана! Калининградский янтарный комбинат впервые привёз свою продукцию на Маврикий.
Выставку организовало посольство России. С 5 по 7 ноября украшения представляют в ювелирном доме Патрика Мавроса.
А как думаете, какую ещё нашу красоту обязательно должны увидеть за границей?
Я б…
Ребят, а я же вам так и не рассказала о своей поездке в Алмату! Хочу кое-что вам показать.
📍Перед вами Зенковский собор, известный также как Вознесенский. Претендует на звание второй по высоте деревянной церкви в мире.
Эта красота построена в 1904–1907 годах в тогдашнем Верном. В советские годы богослужения прекратились, а здание использовали как музей. В 1955 храм вернули РПЦ.
Знаете, когда рассказываю знакомым п…
У Зеленского чемоданное настроение 😂
На Украине сейчас настоящий коррупционный сериал. НАБУ проводит операцию «Карфаген». Там и сотрудники СБУ, и полицейские, и прокуроры, которые за взятки прикрывали мошенников. Короче, собрали всю компанию!
А тут ещё обсуждают пять чемоданов с 28 миллионами долларов, которые нашли в Range Rover и Mercedes-Benz семьи Зеленских.
И вот мне интересно, Зелебоба просто любит финансовы…
Смотрю новости из Франции и других стран ЕС и думаю, как же хорошо, что когда-то выбрала Россию, а не условную Польшу или что-то в той стороне. Ведь тут у нас:
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И,…
Маск дал Киеву интернет, а получил выговор 🤷♀️
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Ну шикарно устроились!
А сам Илон тем временем репостнул сообщение о том, что SpaceX зря помогала Украин…
Московские бабушки стали детективами 🕵️♀️
Пенсионерки придумали новый способ подзаработать. Теперь они предлагают следить за неверными мужьями, подозрительными жёнами и детьми, которые непонятно где пропадают.
Объявления о своих услугах расклеивают прямо в лифтах. Причём цены у наших мисс Марпл просто смешные. Некоторые готовы работать даже за пакетик с вкусняшки.
А зачем тратиться на частного сыщика, если можно …
Посмотрите, какая красота! 🦢
Это Сая Окамото, уроженка Японии. С 2018 года работает в составе балетной труппы Приморской сцены Мариинского театра.
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Рада, что тенденция продолжается и всё больше федераций снимают не только кастрюли с голов, но и запреты с российских спортсменов.
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😁44💯23❤3
Showing the 12 most recent of 577 posts we hold for @naehavshie. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@naehavshie edited 4 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
15 October 2026
Most recent edit
7 November 2026
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Всё с ними нормально. Это стандартная проблема отцов и детей56%
Другой ответ (в комменты)1%
мяу 🐈⬛5%
Shares as published, totalling 101%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 577 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 7 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 6 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 26 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Кедми в Telegram | Главное @yak0v_kedmi · 20,622 Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 25 September 2026
Диана Панченко + @PanchenkoNews · 23,295 Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 18 September 2026
Nina VATT 🇷🇺 @ninavatt90 · 77,768 Telegram ranks this channel #47 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 18 August 2026
msk_53 @msk_53 · 24,185 Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 16 September 2026
Люди Z @lu_di_z · 35,814 Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 12 September 2026
Жёлтая утка @utkapribaudka · 35,934 Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
Абзац. Видео @Absatzvideo · 22,812 Telegram ranks this channel #63 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 19 September 2026
Одесский юмор @odessa_joke · 19,341 Telegram ranks this channel #67 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 1 October 2026
Мяу @pomeukai · 23,041 Telegram ranks this channel #80 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 18 September 2026
Английский для лентяев @lazy_teaches · 28,083 Telegram ranks this channel #84 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 9 September 2026
Блондинка с укаZкой @proistoriyZ · 24,494 Telegram ranks this channel #85 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 15 September 2026
Весёлый Душнила @dushnilio · 43,356 Telegram ranks this channel #88 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 28 August 2026
This channel appears in 12 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Понаехали” (@naehavshie), 48,431 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/naehavshie.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.