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@re_uptake

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12,592subscribers

-109 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001265799077
TypeChannel
Username@re_uptake
DescriptionМаша, Ксукса и ментальное здоровье. По сотрудничеству и рекламе пишите @NP_collab_bot https://gosuslugi.ru/snet/69bcf2e3fbfebe2ac54d5019
Created25 February 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 November 2026
Measurements held56
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/re_uptake

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 40% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

12,57912,70512,6426 August 2026 — 12,701 subscribers6 August 2026 — 12,705 subscribers8 August 2026 — 12,699 subscribers9 August 2026 — 12,697 subscribers9 August 2026 — 12,695 subscribers11 August 2026 — 12,693 subscribers11 August 2026 — 12,686 subscribers13 August 2026 — 12,683 subscribers14 August 2026 — 12,679 subscribers15 August 2026 — 12,670 subscribers16 August 2026 — 12,675 subscribers17 August 2026 — 12,672 subscribers18 August 2026 — 12,670 subscribers19 August 2026 — 12,669 subscribers21 August 2026 — 12,671 subscribers23 August 2026 — 12,668 subscribers24 August 2026 — 12,663 subscribers25 August 2026 — 12,655 subscribers26 August 2026 — 12,652 subscribers27 August 2026 — 12,651 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,652 subscribers30 August 2026 — 12,649 subscribers31 August 2026 — 12,647 subscribers1 September 2026 — 12,644 subscribers2 September 2026 — 12,643 subscribers4 September 2026 — 12,637 subscribers6 September 2026 — 12,634 subscribers9 September 2026 — 12,622 subscribers12 September 2026 — 12,612 subscribers14 September 2026 — 12,610 subscribers15 September 2026 — 12,602 subscribers17 September 2026 — 12,592 subscribers27 September 2026 — 12,579 subscribers5 October 2026 — 12,580 subscribers9 October 2026 — 12,600 subscribers13 October 2026 — 12,601 subscribers14 October 2026 — 12,605 subscribers16 October 2026 — 12,610 subscribers16 October 2026 — 12,611 subscribers17 October 2026 — 12,614 subscribers18 October 2026 — 12,606 subscribers20 October 2026 — 12,605 subscribers21 October 2026 — 12,604 subscribers22 October 2026 — 12,602 subscribers23 October 2026 — 12,607 subscribers24 October 2026 — 12,606 subscribers26 October 2026 — 12,605 subscribers27 October 2026 — 12,607 subscribers27 October 2026 — 12,609 subscribers29 October 2026 — 12,611 subscribers30 October 2026 — 12,614 subscribers5 November 2026 — 12,602 subscribers6 November 2026 — 12,599 subscribers7 November 2026 — 12,597 subscribers8 November 2026 — 12,594 subscribers9 November 2026 — 12,592 subscribers12,5926 August 20269 November 2026
56 measurements spanning 96 days, net -109. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 12,560–12,724 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 56
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Nov 2026, 22:1912,592-2
8 Nov 2026, 13:4112,594-3
7 Nov 2026, 05:1012,597-2
6 Nov 2026, 02:5412,599-3
5 Nov 2026, 05:4612,602-12
30 Oct 2026, 21:5712,614+3
29 Oct 2026, 03:4012,611+2
27 Oct 2026, 22:4712,609+2
27 Oct 2026, 00:5612,607+2
26 Oct 2026, 00:2112,605-1
24 Oct 2026, 21:2112,606-1
23 Oct 2026, 23:0812,607+5
22 Oct 2026, 22:2012,602-2
21 Oct 2026, 21:0912,604-1
20 Oct 2026, 17:5812,605-1
18 Oct 2026, 21:4912,606-8
17 Oct 2026, 20:3012,614+3
16 Oct 2026, 21:0012,611+1
16 Oct 2026, 00:3512,610+5
14 Oct 2026, 21:4512,605first reading

Engagement

34 posts held, back to 9 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 64 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
32.3%
avg views ÷ 12,592 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,070
14 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.00%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
14
of 34 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 November 2026
Posts held34 (9 July 2026 – 10 November 2026)
Views total56,950
Reactions total2,846
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken11 Nov 2026, 08:29 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈2,410
Videos
≈76
Links
≈686

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
3s
Average length
3s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

7,358 reactions across 33 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤3,13342.6%
😁1,27017.3%
🔥1,19316.2%
❤‍🔥99513.5%
🥰1692.30%
💯1071.45%
💔981.33%
🦄821.11%
🤣761.03%
🕊590.802%
👍350.476%
🙏300.408%
👏270.367%
🎉180.245%
😭130.177%
💘110.149%
🆒80.109%
😍80.109%
😱80.109%
🤝60.082%
4 further kinds120.163%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 33 of the 34 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7,358 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 34 most recent posts we hold, published 9 July 2026 to 10 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
25
across the posts below
Posts paid on
19
of 34 we hold a reading for · 56%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @re_uptake. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 34 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 9 July 2026 to 10 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
17.6%
6 of 34 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
6
posts carrying an erid · 6 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
4,190
over 6 measured posts
Median views · rest
4,260
over 28 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. They are printed side by side with the count behind each rather than as a ratio: an ad and an ordinary post are not otherwise matched — for topic, for length, for hour of day — so the gap between them is a description of two groups and not the effect of one being an ad.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2SDnjcTzYwD14 August 20264 August 2026
2SDnjdYBfpG13 November 20263 November 2026
2SDnjdbFfDm114 July 202614 July 2026
2SDnje3yT7A121 October 202621 October 2026
2SDnjed43gQ120 October 202620 October 2026
2SDnjeoQKDv110 November 202610 November 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 34 most recent posts we hold, published 9 July 2026 to 10 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 5 of 14 posts held from the last 30 days (35.7%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

10 Nov 2026, 07:40 UTC≈1,560 views118 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026
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7 Nov 2026, 07:30 UTC≈2,510 views274 reactions2 Starsread 11 November 2026
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😁164❤‍🔥60🤣37😭10🕊3

4 Nov 2026, 07:05 UTC≈3,690 views205 reactionsread 11 November 2026
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3 Nov 2026, 11:29 UTC≈3,420 views162 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026
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❤111❤‍🔥38💯6🕊5💘2

29 Oct 2026, 13:15 UTC≈4,260 views125 reactionsread 11 November 2026

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🥰54❤39👍13🔥12❤‍🔥7

27 Oct 2026, 15:04 UTC≈4,200 views327 reactionsread 11 November 2026
Photo

что-то мы решили устроить фестиваль пассивно-агрессивных высказываний. потому что — надо же — подумали своими головами. нам самим уже все понятно, но вы еще можете нас повеселить, если конечно изволите постараться. не будете писать свои варианты — ничего страшного, мы уже привыкли.

😁216❤66🤣39🥰3🙏3

27 Oct 2026, 06:56 UTC≈4,080 views239 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026
Photo

«И дальше что?» Про пассивную агрессию Эпизод, в котором мы делаем, что хотим (родители в детстве предлагали, мы догнали наконец). Аристократическая пассивная агрессия, военная пассивная агрессия, активная пассивная агрессия и какая только не! Мария в этом выпуске чувствует себя искренне поверженной, а еще мечтает всегда общаться исключительно пассивно агрессивно. Короче! Слушайте, не слушайте, дело ваше. Могли бы и…

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24 Oct 2026, 08:32 UTC≈4,280 views183 reactionsread 11 November 2026
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21 Oct 2026, 08:01 UTC≈4,550 views108 reactionsread 11 November 2026
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20 Oct 2026, 07:06 UTC≈4,190 views190 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026
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19 Oct 2026, 13:51 UTC≈5,020 views198 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026
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16 Oct 2026, 15:38 UTC≈4,660 views280 reactions3 Starsread 11 November 2026
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❤193❤‍🔥61😁16😍8🕊2

Showing the 12 most recent of 34 posts we hold for @re_uptake. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Феминистка инвестирует
@feminvestingtelegram · 20,587
Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 26 September 2026
Нет, это нормально
@net_etonorm · 23,106
Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 20 September 2026
Чтобы не выгорать
@notburningout · 43,564
Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 28 August 2026
Людмила Петрановская
@lpetranovskaya · 166,667
Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 12 August 2026
Мама в Телеграме
@mamavtelegrame · 46,578
Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 26 August 2026
Это нормально
@vintovkina_arina · 68,149
Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 20 August 2026
Alter
@psyalter_ru · 26,498
Telegram ranks this channel #37 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 11 September 2026
Федиатрия
@fediatrix · 53,893
Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 24 August 2026
Доктор Сычев
@dr_sychev · 49,439
Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 26 August 2026
Оля Макарова | личное и публичное |
@olla_makarovaa · 20,016
Telegram ranks this channel #43 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 26 September 2026

This channel appears in 10 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Никакого правильно” (@re_uptake), 12,592 subscribers as measured 9 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/re_uptake.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.