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Платиновые анекдоты

@platinum_aneks

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117,929subscribers

-1,643 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001539012465
TypeChannel
Username@platinum_aneks
DescriptionИзбранные анекдоты. По рекламе: @axaxaxa
Created16 August 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held35
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/platinum_aneks

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

117,929119,572118,750.56 August 2026 — 119,572 subscribers6 August 2026 — 119,572 subscribers7 August 2026 — 119,546 subscribers8 August 2026 — 119,534 subscribers9 August 2026 — 119,502 subscribers10 August 2026 — 119,463 subscribers11 August 2026 — 119,427 subscribers12 August 2026 — 119,408 subscribers12 August 2026 — 119,362 subscribers14 August 2026 — 119,311 subscribers15 August 2026 — 119,268 subscribers17 August 2026 — 119,187 subscribers18 August 2026 — 119,149 subscribers19 August 2026 — 119,107 subscribers20 August 2026 — 119,062 subscribers20 August 2026 — 119,018 subscribers22 August 2026 — 119,005 subscribers24 August 2026 — 118,940 subscribers25 August 2026 — 118,879 subscribers26 August 2026 — 118,805 subscribers27 August 2026 — 118,760 subscribers28 August 2026 — 118,741 subscribers29 August 2026 — 118,701 subscribers30 August 2026 — 118,661 subscribers31 August 2026 — 118,617 subscribers1 September 2026 — 118,569 subscribers2 September 2026 — 118,536 subscribers3 September 2026 — 118,486 subscribers4 September 2026 — 118,398 subscribers7 September 2026 — 118,299 subscribers11 September 2026 — 118,181 subscribers13 September 2026 — 118,096 subscribers14 September 2026 — 118,044 subscribers16 September 2026 — 118,006 subscribers18 September 2026 — 117,929 subscribers6 August 202618 September 2026
35 measurements spanning 43 days, net -1,643. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 117,683–119,818 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 13:16117,929-77
16 Sept 2026, 07:40118,006-38
14 Sept 2026, 12:59118,044-52
13 Sept 2026, 01:01118,096-85
11 Sept 2026, 00:37118,181-118
7 Sept 2026, 22:40118,299-99
4 Sept 2026, 21:37118,398-88
3 Sept 2026, 02:28118,486-50
2 Sept 2026, 01:41118,536-33
1 Sept 2026, 04:34118,569-48
31 Aug 2026, 07:02118,617-44
30 Aug 2026, 07:47118,661-40
29 Aug 2026, 10:35118,701-40
28 Aug 2026, 13:18118,741-19
27 Aug 2026, 10:44118,760-45
26 Aug 2026, 09:24118,805-74
25 Aug 2026, 07:42118,879-61
24 Aug 2026, 07:15118,940-65
22 Aug 2026, 12:17119,005-13
20 Aug 2026, 23:03119,018first reading

Engagement

577 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 107 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
4.04%
avg views ÷ 117,929 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,760
331 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.96%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
331
of 577 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 September 2026
Posts held577 (4 August 2026 – 26 September 2026)
Views total1,575,219
Reactions total30,919
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken26 Sept 2026, 21:57 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈498
Videos
≈26
Links
≈1,130

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 26 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
18s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

54,841 reactions across 577 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 91.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍50,31591.7%
👎4,5268.25%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 577 of the 577 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 54,841 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 577 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 26 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

26 Sept 2026, 20:24 UTC949 views39 reactionsread 26 September 2026

Обычно с 23 лет у женщин начинает ломаться голос. С "нет" на "да".

👍28👎11

26 Sept 2026, 17:42 UTC≈1,810 views41 reactionsread 26 September 2026

Приезжает гном на заправку, заходит в магазин и говорит кассиру: — Мне, пожалуйста, каплю бензина и каплю масла. Кассир недолго думая отвечает: — Классный порш, Алексей. Когда новое видео?

👎24👍17

26 Sept 2026, 16:00 UTC≈2,170 views41 reactionsread 26 September 2026

Как называется тесное пространство общего пользования? Каморкинг

👍36👎5

26 Sept 2026, 15:00 UTC≈2,370 views21 reactionsread 26 September 2026
Photo

⚡️Если 450 тысяч в месяц для вас большой доход — задумайтесь о смене работы Потому что для новичков в ставках это обычные суммы. Сейчас чтобы иметь по 20-25 тысяч рублей за вечер достаточно открыть телефон, взять прогноз из ВЕРНЯК и через 2 часа получить деньги на карту. Все прогнозы приносят до 600-700% от ставки вне зависимости от исхода матча. Такой заработок не имеет рисков и "неожиданностей" Советуем подпис…

👎21

26 Sept 2026, 14:08 UTC≈2,450 views62 reactionsread 26 September 2026

Приезжает гном на заправку, заходит в магазин и говорит кассиру: — Мне, пожалуйста, каплю бензина и каплю масла. Кассир недолго думая отвечает: — Может тебе еще в колесо пукнуть?

👍53👎9

26 Sept 2026, 13:24 UTC≈2,740 views63 reactionsread 26 September 2026

В России снимут свою версию сериала «Игра в кальмара». По сюжету, молодой провинциал по имени Прохор будет играть с кальмаром в надежде, что владелица кальмара перепишет на него квартиру.

👍59👎4

26 Sept 2026, 11:42 UTC≈3,150 views68 reactionsread 26 September 2026

— Молчишь — в жопе торчишь. — Сергей Иванович, уверяю Вас, он в коме.

👍63👎5

26 Sept 2026, 10:42 UTC≈3,270 views76 reactionsread 26 September 2026

— Извините, а как звучит тема вашего доклада? — Черные дыры. — А вы, простите, астроном, экономист или проктолог?

👍71👎5

26 Sept 2026, 09:42 UTC≈3,310 views51 reactionsread 26 September 2026

Что общего между панком и ансамблем "Русская песня"? . . . . . . . . . . . . Бабкина Надежда

👍47👎4

26 Sept 2026, 07:42 UTC≈3,390 views65 reactionsread 26 September 2026

На собеседовании в консерватории: — Расскажите о себе в двух словах. — Ой вэй... — Вы приняты

👍63👎2

26 Sept 2026, 05:42 UTC≈3,590 views79 reactionsread 26 September 2026

На охоте два охотника подстрелили утку и никак не могут поделить. Один другому и говорит: — Давай друг другу дадим по яйцам. Кто первым встанет, того и утка. — Давай! Ну, один ка-ак даст другому! Тот катался, катался по земле минут сорок, потом встал и говорит: — Ну ты даешь, я чуть не умер! Теперь давай я! А второй в ответ: — Да забирай свою утку...

👍79

26 Sept 2026, 03:42 UTC≈3,690 views72 reactionsread 26 September 2026

Идут муж с женой по улице. Навстречу им группа молодых людей. Жена поздоровалась с кажым лично. Муж с недоумением спрашивает это кто такие? Она говорит это члены моего кружка. Идут дальше. На втречу им группа женщин. Муж с каждой поздоровался лично. Жена спрашивает с еще большим недоумением - это кто? Муж отвечает - это группа женщин, написано же выше

👍58👎14

Showing the 12 most recent of 577 posts we hold for @platinum_aneks. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 12 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

Лига Плохих Шуток ✅
@liga_plohih_jokes · 85,855
#1
Золотые анекдоты
@gold_anekdot · 8,382
#2
Анекдоты с подливой
@nyam_nyam_nyamka · 4,422
#3
Штирлиц
@mStirlitz · 5,681
#4
r/ретранслятор
@retra · 165,571
#5
Артемий Лебедев
@temalebedev · 970,618
#6
Анекдоты категории Б+
@anekdotcollection · 10,635
#7
Двач
@dvachannel · 938,773
#8
4ch
@why4ch · 1,042,455
#9
Пекарня
@pekagame · 1,089,162
#10
Ньюсач/Двач
@ru2ch · 676,175
#11
Рифмы и Панчи 🤯
@rhymestg · 1,415,446
#12
ВПШ
@pravdadirty · 1,395,339
#13
Mash
@mash · 3,110,586
#14
Прямой Эфир • Новости
@novosti_efir · 3,956,254
#15
КБ
@cbpub · 644,640
#16
Раньше всех. Ну почти.
@bbbreaking · 1,974,402
#17
Екатерина Мизулина
@ekaterina_mizulina · 935,401
#18
Анекдоты категории Б
@baneksru · 49,708
#19
Мои любимые юморески
@myfavoritejumoreski · 79,480
#20
Леонардо Дайвинчик
@leoday · 5,524,566
#21
НМШ
@nmshhub · 727,604
#22
РИМ 🕊
@rhymesrim · 294,808
#23
Бладсикер 2.0
@bIoodsiker · 212,218
#24
Клиент всегда прав
@klientvsprav · 1,063,862
#25
Москвач • Новости Москвы
@moscowach · 4,076,789
#26
Эксплойт
@exploitex · 2,048,279
#27
Абу
@abuwtf · 243,270
#28
ТОПОР - Горячие новости
@topor · 1,295,905
#29
Exile
@exilemusic13 · 1,445,701
#30
че
@jqofa · 61,725
#31
КБ. экономика
@cb_economics · 365,248
#32
Стикеры | Эмодзи
@stikery4 · 1,083,175
#33
Москва Live
@msk_live · 1,808,438
#34
КК
@petrovtel · 525,264
#35
Медуза — LIVE
@meduzalive · 1,122,482
#36
Новости Москвы
@moscowmap · 2,668,820
#37
1337
@media1337 · 1,152,508
#38
Жизнь насекомых
@insect_life · 192,024
#39
Анатолий Шарий
@asupersharij · 1,712,089
#40
Ateo Breaking
@ateobreaking · 708,254
#41
4chan
@ru4chan · 180,454
#42
Видео Долбоёба
@video_dolboeba · 214,668
#43
Пездуза
@pezduzalive · 372,470
#44
FEMALE MEMES
@femalememes · 407,543
#45
ПАРАДЕЕВИЧ
@paradeevich · 1,059,396
#46
MDK
@mudak · 533,284
#47
Бустер 🍄
@bigpencil · 1,204,470
#48
постироничные открытки
@ebanutie_otkritki · 62,389
#49
ЕЖ
@ejdailyru · 671,042
#50
Космос рофлов
@kosmosroflov · 20,024
#51
Рифмы и Музыка
@rhymesmus · 377,702
#52
VOBLA • новости
@voina_belgorod_novosti · 1,129,058
#53
Премиум эмодзи | стикеры | Premium Emoji
@TgEmojis · 1,677,995
#54
VG/Двач
@ru2chvg · 181,977
#55
Алексей Шевцов
@jolybells · 359,059
#56
mzlff
@mazellovvv · 421,504
#57
Данила Кашен
@DKNASASAL · 390,717
#58
Тесты и точка.
@test_dot · 519,044
#59
Baza
@bazabazon · 1,565,293
#60
Кишлак
@kishlak_family · 265,329
#61
Бэкдор
@whackdoor · 1,603,481
#62
NN
@naebnet · 2,178,705
#63
Вестник Шевцова
@jolynews · 208,388
#64
КБ. Игры
@cb_games · 378,495
#65
Лентач
@lentachold · 392,921
#66
Kuplinov ► Play
@Kuplinov_Telegram · 912,690
#67
Дима Масленников
@maslennikovliga · 2,134,958
#68
Лололошка ФУ НОВОСТИ
@LololoshkaUSE · 514,317
#69
ҐЄЇ
@ukrainiatrash · 26,304
#70
ВИЛСАКОМ РЕД / WYLSACOM RED
@wylsared · 1,108,884
#71

Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 14 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Лига Плохих Шуток ✅
@liga_plohih_jokes · 85,855
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 18 August 2026
Анекдоты 18+
@sexxx_pornohumor_prikoly · 79,158
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 60 here — alongside 59 others — read 24 August 2026
постироничные открытки
@ebanutie_otkritki · 62,389
Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 21 August 2026
Анекдоты категории Б
@baneksru · 49,708
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 25 August 2026
Гифки Долбоёба
@giff_dolboeba · 118,760
Telegram ranks this channel #36 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 14 August 2026
БУГУРТ ТРЕД
@bugurtthread · 22,184
Telegram ranks this channel #47 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 21 September 2026
когда нечего ответить
@nechegotvetit · 54,578
Telegram ranks this channel #53 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 26 August 2026

This channel appears in 7 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Платиновые анекдоты” (@platinum_aneks), 117,929 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/platinum_aneks.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.