Channel
@nyam_nyam_nyamka
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
4,443subscribers
-17 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002019751813 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @nyam_nyam_nyamka |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 13 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/nyam_nyam_nyamka |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 04:40 | 4,443 | +2 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 02:20 | 4,441 | +1 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 04:35 | 4,440 | -13 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 21:16 | 4,453 | -7 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 08:55 | 4,460 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 15:53 | 4,461 | -7 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 22:23 | 4,468 | +3 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 18:25 | 4,465 | -3 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 05:33 | 4,468 | +4 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 14:16 | 4,464 | +4 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 02:46 | 4,460 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:03 | 4,461 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 22:31 | 4,460 | first reading |
27 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 6 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 27 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
144 reactions across 26 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5803334126450773846 | 144 | 100.0% |
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 26 of the 27 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 144 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 27 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
В автобус входят два чукчи. Первый спрашивает у водителя: — Я доеду на этом автобусе до вокзала? — Доедете, — спокойно отвечает водитель. — А я? — спрашивает второй. — И вы доедете, — так же спокойно отвечает водитель. — А вот и не угадал! — радуется второй. — Я раньше сойду! Водитель закрывает двери, берет микрофон и объявляет: — До вокзала автобус проследует без остановок.
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Мужик свалился за борт. Акула откусила ему член. Барахтаясь, он случайно поймал Золотую рыбку. Та ему говорит, что выполнит одно желание. Мужик тут же просит: - Сделай, чтобы мой член был с метр длиной и потолще. Рыбка: - Исполнено. Мужик: - А что это там всплыло вдалеке? Рыбка: - Акула. Подавилась твоим хуем.
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— Звони в скорую у меня друзей машина сбила — Да разве это друзья, друзья на дороге не валяются
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На чемпионате мира по боям без правил убедительную победу одержал снайпер.
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Ударилась лягушка о землю и стала девицей прекрасной. Ударилась второй раз и стала месивом кровавым. Раз на раз не приходится.
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Однажды старый учитель Кобр Кендзу сидел со своим учеником, попивая сакэ. «О! Третьим буду», сказал проходивший мимо путник. «Не третьим, а пятым...», тихо сказал Кобу Кендзу. «Стыдно быть таким старым и не уметь считать!», поправил учителя путник. «Нет, мы уже четверых нахуй послали!», ответил путнику старый и мудрый учитель.
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Плывёт Василий Иванович Чапаев через реку Урал. Еле гребёт одной рукой. И тут ему на плечо садится ворона. Ворона: Эй, ты куда плывёшь? Чапаев: На тот берег. Ворона: А зачем? Чапаев: От белых спасаюсь. Ворона: А чего одной рукой гребёшь? Чапаев: Да вторая рука ранена. Ворона: Да ладно пиздеть! Дрочишь поди!
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Идет девушка по тротуару вечернего проспекта. умница, красавица. улыбается, - хорошо ей, легко на душе. мимо проезжает солидный мужчина на невьебенном средстве передвижения. притормаживает, опускается тонированное стекло. - девушка, не сочтите за хамство, разрешите я вас подвезу, мне кажется нам по дороге. девушка в ответ холодно: - нет, спасибо, я лучше так. - честное слово, не хотел бы быть навязчивым, но все-таки.…
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Фанаты 3D шарят, а фанаты 2D кружат
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Сидит в желудке салат. Вдруг сверху что-то падает - Ты кто? - Водка. - За что пили? - За Ивана Ивановича. Опять сидит. Опять падает. - За что пили? - За Ивана Ивановича. И так несколько раз. Наконец салат не выдерживает: - Пойду, посмотрю хоть, что это за человек такой, Иван Иванович
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Деревня. Поздний вечер. На скамейке около дома сидят дед (д) с внучкой (в). Д - Внучка, а вот что будет, если отсосать у зайчика? В - Сперма, дедушка.. Д - Верно, внучка. А что будет, если отсосать у волка? В - Ну сперма же, дедушка! Д - Прааавильно. А что будет, если отсосать у дедушки? В - Ну сперма же, дедушка! Д - Правильно. И ШОКОЛАДОЧКА!!!!
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Выходит в салон самолёта стюардесса и предупреждает: - Будьте осторожны, в нашем самолёте появилась аэровафля! Пассажир: - Не верьте этим брехням..ням-ням.ням..
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Showing the 12 most recent of 27 posts we hold for @nyam_nyam_nyamka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Анекдоты с подливой” (@nyam_nyam_nyamka), 4,443 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nyam_nyam_nyamka.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.