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Медвежий фарш

@mf699

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155,600subscribers

-292 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001474413181
TypeChannel
Username@mf699
Created12 July 2019measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/mf699

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 45% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

155,600155,892155,7466 August 2026 — 155,892 subscribers6 August 2026 — 155,851 subscribers8 August 2026 — 155,832 subscribers9 August 2026 — 155,800 subscribers9 August 2026 — 155,748 subscribers10 August 2026 — 155,692 subscribers11 August 2026 — 155,652 subscribers12 August 2026 — 155,600 subscribers6 August 202612 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 7 days, net -292. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 155,556–155,936 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 22:25155,600-52
11 Aug 2026, 23:06155,652-40
10 Aug 2026, 20:52155,692-56
9 Aug 2026, 22:11155,748-52
9 Aug 2026, 01:21155,800-32
8 Aug 2026, 01:15155,832-19
6 Aug 2026, 22:08155,851-41
6 Aug 2026, 09:45155,892first reading

Engagement

70 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 18 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
6.65%
avg views ÷ 155,600 subscribers
Avg views / post
10,300
70 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.38%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
70
of 70 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held70 (4 August 202612 August 2026)
Views total724,360
Reactions total10,005
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken12 Aug 2026, 19:19 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
33m 59s
Average length
34s

Measured directly from 60 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

10,005 reactions across 70 posts, in 40 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍1,99820.0%
🤡1,61216.1%
9739.73%
🔥7557.55%
👌7057.05%
🤣6826.82%
🤬4834.83%
😁4414.41%
😍3253.25%
🐳2582.58%
🤮2512.51%
👏2402.40%
💊1981.98%
😭1871.87%
🎉1761.76%
🤝1461.46%
💯1451.45%
🙈1111.11%
🍌950.95%
🙉670.67%
20 further kinds1571.57%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 70 of the 70 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10,005reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 70 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 18:00 UTC≈2,140 views60 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

В Подмосковье женщина переехала мертвого лося на трассе. Незадолго до происшествия женщина разговаривала с другом по телефону и говорила, что ей страшно ехать одной в темноте. Спустя пару минут дама влетела в мертвую тушу, чуть не улетела в кювет. Пострадавшая отделалась лишь мокрыми штанами, потому что смогла вырулить и лишь слетела на обочину. Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 15:01 UTC≈4,470 views141 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

В Италии «Макдоналдс» нанял охранников-африканцев, которые выгоняли других африканцев, ворующих еду. Таким образом, заведение не смогут обвинить в расизме. Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 14:00 UTC≈4,900 views79 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

В Петрозаводске питбайкер налетел на 5-летнего ребёнка прямо на тротуаре и скрылся в тумане На полной скорости пролетев по пешеходной зоне, человек сбил мальчика. Вместо того чтобы помочь, неадекватный водитель дал по газам и скрылся с места дорожно-транспортного происшествия. Ребёнок получил травмы, сейчас им занимаются врачи. Лихача ищут полицейские, а вместе с ними — и рассерженные горожане. Подпишись на👉 МФ PR

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12 Aug 2026, 13:00 UTC≈5,490 views145 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Сверхразум хотел выпендриться перед девушками и сделать сальто. Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 12:00 UTC≈5,870 views92 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

А на улицах всё ещё жестко, зумерьё-то лютует Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 11:00 UTC≈6,450 views114 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Пьяная мать выбросила 3-летнюю дочь с 9-го этажа в Сергиевом Посаде 27-летняя женщина сидела дома с двумя детьми и сильно пила. В какой-то момент у неё помутилось в голове: она схватила маленькую дочку и просто сбросила её с балкона девятого этажа. Малышка чудом осталась жива, но получила тяжёлые травмы. Сейчас врачи делают всё возможное, чтобы её спасти. Пьяную мать уже задержали. Вину она признала, но внятно объ

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12 Aug 2026, 10:00 UTC≈6,740 views127 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

В метро неадекватная женщина пристала к девушке из-за её татуировок и неформального вида. Она обвинила её в проституции и заявила, что та «зарабатывает только п*здой». Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 09:00 UTC≈7,190 views108 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Во Франции устроили чемпионат по свиному визгу. Участники орали как свиньи, а жюри оценивало технику, артистизм и реалистичность визга. Победителю достались кубок и €500 (~47,000 рублей) В довесок устроили забег поросят и конкурс на главного любителя кровяной колбасы. Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 08:00 UTC≈7,310 views88 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

В московском метро неадекватный мужчина разбил лицо 11-летнему самокатчику на глазах у матери. Ребёнок упал на пол; у него рассечены лицо и колено. 48-летнего агрессора нашли дома и задержали. Свой поступок он объяснил «сильным возбуждением» и пообещал оплатить лечение. Возбуждено дело о побоях; мужчину отпустили под подписку о невыезде. Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 07:00 UTC≈7,720 views93 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Водитель так сильно сбил бабушку на дороге, что она взлетела. 21-летний парень перестраивался из ряда в ряд, но не успел затормозить перед другим автомобилем, из-за чего его машина вылетела на тротуар. В итоге он снёс ограждение и сбил пенсионерку, которая шла к пешеходному переходу. Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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12 Aug 2026, 06:00 UTC≈8,140 views84 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Пьяный парень в Твери получил по челюсти, вернулся с доской и отправил соперника в нокаут. 29-летний мужчина решил помериться силой с незнакомцами. Один из них ответил ударом в челюсть. Парень ушёл, нашёл кусок доски, вернулся и с размаху ударил 50-летнего мужчину, после чего выбросил орудие и пошёл спать. Пострадавшего госпитализировали с тяжёлыми травмами. Нападавший задержан — ему грозит до 10 лет за причинение

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11 Aug 2026, 20:00 UTC≈9,960 views89 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Люди вспыхивали один за другим: 16 человек обгорели на Фестивале факелов в Китае. В разгар праздника кто-то опрокинул ведро с горючей жидкостью — огонь моментально разлетелся по толпе и зацепил сразу несколько человек. В итоге 16 участников получили ожоги и были доставлены в больницу. Сейчас их состояние стабильное. Подпишись на👉 МФ PRIVATE | МФ В MAX 👈

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Showing the 12 most recent of 70 posts we hold for @mf699. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 457,638 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Медвежий фарш” (@mf699), 155,600 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mf699.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.