Wellness-дневник мамы двоих. Всё о здоровье, рабочих бьюти-средствах, восстановлении и балансе в большом городе.
Сотрудничество/реклама: @patches_kseny
Мой max-канал: https://max.ru/kseny_patches
Мой inst: https://www.instagram.com/lapshina_kseny/
Created
Between 1 April 2019 and 30 November 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
34 measurements spanning 43 days, net -4,223. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 32,770–41,729 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
17 Sept 2026, 22:18
33,804
-121
15 Sept 2026, 20:41
33,925
-230
14 Sept 2026, 05:57
34,155
-197
12 Sept 2026, 13:15
34,352
-318
10 Sept 2026, 08:22
34,670
-588
7 Sept 2026, 00:57
35,258
-434
4 Sept 2026, 06:38
35,692
-329
2 Sept 2026, 20:13
36,021
-525
1 Sept 2026, 21:25
36,546
-115
31 Aug 2026, 23:25
36,661
+151
30 Aug 2026, 20:07
36,510
+221
29 Aug 2026, 23:39
36,289
+452
29 Aug 2026, 02:04
35,837
-156
28 Aug 2026, 02:42
35,993
-290
27 Aug 2026, 04:22
36,283
-422
26 Aug 2026, 01:59
36,705
-525
25 Aug 2026, 02:09
37,230
-196
23 Aug 2026, 19:49
37,426
-326
22 Aug 2026, 04:27
37,752
-405
20 Aug 2026, 22:06
38,157
first reading
Engagement
106 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 85 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
12.4%
avg views ÷ 33,804 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,190
54 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.96%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
54
of 106 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 September 2026
Posts held
106 (2 August 2026 – 22 September 2026)
Views total
226,330
Reactions total
6,710
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
23 Sept 2026, 07:26 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈6,280
Videos
≈709
Links
≈892
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 23 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
3m 06s
Average length
11s
Measured directly from 17 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
16,025 reactions across 106 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 70.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
11,252
70.2%
😍
2,961
18.5%
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1,066
6.65%
🕊
746
4.66%
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 106 of the 106 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16,025 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 106 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 22 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
42
across the posts below
Posts paid on
19
of 106 we hold a reading for · 18%
Most on one post
4
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kseny_patches. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 106 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 2 August 2026 to 22 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Просмотрела, а вы уже и больше сердец отправили, спасибо за активность 🤌🏽
Моя отработка
Что имеем?
• самая красивый исходник в виде беременной Алёны
• захотелось акцентные губы (помада MAC) + глаза подвели каялом цвета бургунди от Arive (ооочень приятный) + дополнили образ ресницами в тон губ и получилось безумно красиво
А вообще делали мейк под красивую малышку-сумочку от miu miu, восторг 💅
p.s. из расстройств з…
Уже завтра в Москве пройдёт встреча с предпринимателем и марафонцем Юрием Белонощенко — автором метода ‘Сила маленьких шагов’
Поговорят о том, как перейти от планов к действиям, закрепить новую привычку и не потерять мотивацию на полпути.
📍 23 сентября, 19:00
Библио-Глобус
Вход бесплатный по регистрации
Моя вариация завтрака, тут ещё должна быть ветчина из индейки, но она была утеряна при перемещении пакета с магазина до дома 😄
— чиабатта
— страчателла
— инжир
— бальзамик
Можно добавить мед, орехи при желании, но мне и так было безумно вкусно!)
Сохраняйте рецепт и делитесь своими тарелочками на завтрак
Сезон инжира открыт
🤌🏽🤤
Едим, насыщаем организм полезным:
— содержит клетчатку, которая поддерживает нормальную работу кишечника
— даёт калий, необходимый для работы мышц и сердца
— содержит природные антиоксиданты
— быстро восполняет энергию за счёт естественных сахаров
Свежий инжир довольно сладкий, поэтому оптимальная порция 2-3 плода. А для более сытного перекуса его можно сочетать с рикоттой, страчателлой, гре…
Наша модель Джорджина Родригес, очень похожа 💔
Сегодня проходила урок ‘Макияж для фотосессии’. Конечно, он может быть совершенно разным, но у нас вот такой вариант: акцентные глаза, нюдовые губы и оттенок бургунди, который повторяется в деталях всего образа.
Получилось очень красиво и эффектно! Отдельная любовь бордовая тушь: вроде небольшая деталь, а как интересно раскрывает макияж.
Ну а свою отработку я уже тоже…
Что тут такое? Любимый бренд Comfort Zone выпустил многоразовые патчи, да еще и такие красивые 🤌🏽
Ооох!
Завтра расскажу и покажу, как ими пользоваться
А ещё одна новинка банка масок для лица. Да-да! Сразу 15 штук в одной упаковке, обожаю такие форматы))
СОХРАНЯЙТЕ: 8 ШАГОВ ДЛЯ СВЕЖЕГО МАКИЯЖА ЗА 10 МИНУТ 🤌🏽
Моя базовая схема на каждый день — без огромной косметички и сложных техник.
1. ТОН — выровнять, а не замаскировать
Наношу BB-крем Skinjestique тонким слоем от центра лица к краям. Чем меньше продукта, тем естественнее выглядит кожа.
2. КОНСИЛЕР — только точечно
Thim добавляю во внутренние уголки глаз, носогубки и на покраснения. Не рисую большие светлые треуг…
Съёмочный день сегодня & заодно отработка знаний с обучения на проф.визажиста 🤌🏽
Снимаю сразу три ролика: про румяна, которые старят (да-да, если наносить не туда), про мой базовый, быстрый макияж и одну находку, о которой никто не говорит. Первый уже завтра))
Что у вас сегодня? Какие планы?
Как же давно я читаю канал Dressed to kill! Катя пишет про моду и вещает о трендах легко и без снобизма уже целых 7 лет!
Очень рекомендую забрать гайд по стилевым приёмам, чтобы быть самыми модными сразу на несколько сезонов вперед.
И конечно, следить за находками из магазинов. Там порой обнаруживаю настоящие бриллианты. Из последнего: жакеты Chanel и самые удобные туфельки
Осенью моя кожа особенно просит чего-то более питательного — и главный герой этой подборки именно крем 💅
Крем MESOMATRIX Professional с бакучиолом и пептидами — насыщенный уход на сезон ветра, прохлады и батарей.
В составе:
— бакучиол 1%
— пептиды
— сквалан
— пантенол и гиалуроновая кислота
— масла ши, манго, арганы и жожоба
То есть всё, что хочется видеть в осеннем уходе: увлажнение, питание и более комфортное ощ…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 106 posts we hold for @kseny_patches. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 18 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Mamma Mia — Santa Maria 🧚🏼♀️ @rovnermaria · 14,227#1
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 1 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Pavlychenkoann 💔 @milovidnayanna · 23,284 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 17 September 2026
Хэлфи Клуб @healthy_clubbyLiza · 34,056 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 31 August 2026
Taty Ilina @tatyilina · 31,660 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 5 September 2026
nastya baldabekova @nastyaabeautyy · 31,671 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 6 September 2026
By Anakossh @anakossssh · 23,510 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 18 September 2026
SHIKstudio @shikcosmetics · 53,767 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 9 September 2026
YANSIKK @yansikk · 37,492 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 31 August 2026
by p.llna @pllnnaa · 31,156 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 2 September 2026
Lera Salomatina @withheartValeria · 43,425 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 28 August 2026
Eireen Sh. 💌 @witheireen · 37,433 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 30 August 2026
BY KAORI | Юлия Вельчева-Лутак @BY_KAORI · 31,730 Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 15 September 2026
Poydemsomnoy🕊 @polenukk · 36,529 Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 29 August 2026
M13 @CharliesAngelsZ · 49,290 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 19 September 2026
SOFIA 💌 @sofia_molz · 46,742 Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 25 August 2026
Инна Плетнева | Красота моими глазами @innamakeru · 59,200 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 22 August 2026
Блог Нечаевой @NechaevaBlog · 43,516 Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 25 August 2026
romanova_fit @romanova_fitt · 31,249 Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
Реалии Аполлинарии @ba_polly · 24,775 Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 11 September 2026
DG Beauty @dgrbeauty · 45,115 Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 30 August 2026
Твоя подруга красоты @leya_leyaaa · 33,086 Telegram ranks this channel #36 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 6 September 2026
BEAUTY KISTOCHKA / Кисточка красоты @kistochkalife · 24,687 Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 16 September 2026
Карина Дроздова @blablagirl1 · 45,878 Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 30 August 2026
BEAUTY PLEASURE✨ @beauty_pleasure · 34,341 Telegram ranks this channel #41 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 4 September 2026
ele.chka | уход | беременность @beautyelechka · 26,160 Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 13 September 2026
This channel appears in 38 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“KSENY LAPSHINA” (@kseny_patches), 33,804 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kseny_patches.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.