Примерно так обстоят дела с парфюмерией в Северной Корее. С интернетом дела обстоят хуже, за 4 бакса я купила 20 минут доступа к сети. Так что появляться буду урывками, ведите себя хорошо. Да, я ебанулась. Да, мне все нравится!

Channel
Мать флаконов
@smelldate
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
31,333subscribers
-108 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001058679334 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @smelldate |
| Description | Мать флаконов, драконов и разрушительница канонов Неоросимая Баккарой™ 81+ Блог о парфюмерии Гастро- лайфблог - @pej_do_dna AD/PR - @smelldate_pr (Светлана) Экстра-вопросы - @wedontsow РКН - https://clck.ru/3FUtrf 📍Москва |
| Created | 23 October 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 11 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/smelldate |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 11:49 | 31,333 | -11 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 23:09 | 31,344 | -12 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 00:53 | 31,356 | -8 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 00:06 | 31,364 | -29 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 00:43 | 31,393 | -12 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 01:43 | 31,405 | -19 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:07 | 31,424 | -8 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:21 | 31,432 | -7 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 01:51 | 31,439 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 00:45 | 31,439 | -2 |
| 5 Aug 2026, 23:07 | 31,441 | first reading |
Engagement
26 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 15.3%
- avg views ÷ 31,333 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 4,810
- 26 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 26
- of 26 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 26 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 26 (31 July 2026 – 12 August 2026) |
| Views total | 124,940 |
| Reactions total | 0 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 15 Aug 2026, 02:20 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈8,170
- Videos
- ≈266
- Links
- ≈1,670
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 15 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 28s
- Average length
- 28s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Telegram Stars
- Stars received
- 1
- across the posts below
- Posts paid on
- 1
- of 26 we hold a reading for · 4%
- Most on one post
- 1
- single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @smelldate. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 26 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 July 2026 to 12 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Recent posts
Кстати, в Питере на лекцию 22го билеты всё, солд аут. Моё любимое слово, если честно. А вот в Москве на 29е августа места пока есть. Поговорим об ароматах исхода лета. Все нюансы описаны здесь, записаться лучше у Леры @valeria_agenty
Не думала, что я буду скучать в отпуске по какой-то косметической баночке (мне вообще практически чуждо скучание по материальному), однако ж, это случилось. Речь о ночной маске с тремя кислотами от Skinjestique. Долгое время отсутствовала на сайте и я уже начала экономить, опасаясь, что случилось то, что происходит постоянно - когда бренды снимают с производства недооценённые бриллианты. К счастью, бриллиант оказа…
Коллекция, по снятию которой я скучаю и считаю утратой, помимо "зеркал" Mugler - это бутиковая Viktor&Rolf. Ладна-складная, с понятными носибельными ароматам в красивых сказочных флаконах. Когда-то она у меня была вся целиком в тревелах, потом от части я избавилась, но любимцев сохранила. В отпуск со мной поехала шипучая лаймовая содовая Sparkling Secret.
Досмотрели Драконов? На картинке - Вхагар почти весь третий сезон. Задолбали бабку, она и улетела жить свою лучшую жизнь. У меня, конечно, жопа сгорела по всем пунктам, как будто мне её Вермитор подпалил. Делитесь впечатлениями.
В отпуске я обычно стараюсь максимально упростить уход и собрать небольшую капсулу из средств, которые хорошо работают вместе. Перед поездкой ко мне приехала посылка от корейского бренда Wati for Skin. С ассортиментом можно ознакомиться на сайте и в тг. Часть средств я успела протестировать дома в Москве — впечатления понравились, поэтому именно их и взяла с собой в отпуск. В основе всей линейки — бакучиол. Мне нра…
Девочки, со всеми свяжусь!
🎉 Результаты розыгрыша: 🏆 Победители: 1. Алёна (@L_A_SPb) 2. Ольга (@farfara92) 3. Ирина (@Prosto_tsarevna96) ✔️Проверить результаты
По примеру моей подруги Полины я завела себе традицию несколько лет назад - путешествовать с Hermessence. Во Владивосток, конечно же, взяла с собой Epice Marine - солёные специи в морской воде и с лаймовым соком.
Контент сегодня такой. Весь день откисаем на пляже. #КакОнаВыглядит_ЧемОнаПахнет Перед вылетом, поддавшись порыву, кинула в сумку фиолку с арабскими духами. Гугл говорит, что это ShaTha Arabian Oud, мои воспоминания о внешнем виде флакона, из которого мне их налили лет 15 назад, совпадают. Пахнет, на самом деле, охуительно, несмотря на совершенно монструозный флакон. Фруктовая гардения с кислинкой, похож на фланкер …
Я совершенно не поняла бренд Сары Бейкер при первом знакомстве - как будто мне попали в руки не те ароматы. Зато отлично поняла со второго, на прошлогодней выставке. А с третьего влюбилась бесповоротно сразу в три. И главная звездочка - это Va Va Vanilla. Пожалуй, именно такую ваниль я примерно всю жизнь и хотела, и в данный момент могу сказать, что нашла то, что искала. Наконец то. Густо алкогольную, щедро раскраш…
8 часов в небе, + 8 часовых поясов и мы добрались. Отпускной контент, как обычно, будет в младшем канале @pej_do_dna, а тут продолжу писать о духах.
Showing the 12 most recent of 26 posts we hold for @smelldate. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 90,056 of 1,350,102entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
@dream_in_a_bottle · 4242 postsИмбирная шипучка
@ginger_ale_scents · 2602 postsЯГоДа | Авторский парфюм
@i_goda · 3051 postЩастье котинства
@kotinstvo · 5971 postSashka & Dukhashki
@sashkaidukhashki · 3331 postЛисьи Огни/Soit Speaking
@SoitSpeaking · 1,7111 postДивный мир
@sowonderworld · 401 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
@difficultiesofselfsearching · 4591 postРозыгрыши Конкурсы Призы 🎲
@draw_contest · 731 postИмбирная шипучка
@ginger_ale_scents · 2601 postЯГоДа | Авторский парфюм
@i_goda · 3051 postКрис печатает...
@krisistyping · 52,4901 postЯ не грустная — я трезвая
@pej_do_dna · 6,5561 postPLANTAGE・Авторская парфюмерия
@plantage_perfume · 1,1491 postПо пабам и паркам
@shokoladnyeusishki · 2311 post
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Мать флаконов” (@smelldate), 31,333 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smelldate.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.