Telegram RegisterThe public register of Telegram
Telegram profile photo for Подслушано | Аптека

Channel

Подслушано | Аптека

@podslushano_apteka

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

24,605subscribers

+48 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001738194912
TypeChannel
Username@podslushano_apteka
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 31 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held10
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/podslushano_apteka

Growth

24,55724,61324,5856 August 2026 — 24,557 subscribers7 August 2026 — 24,568 subscribers8 August 2026 — 24,572 subscribers9 August 2026 — 24,578 subscribers10 August 2026 — 24,574 subscribers11 August 2026 — 24,582 subscribers12 August 2026 — 24,588 subscribers13 August 2026 — 24,596 subscribers14 August 2026 — 24,613 subscribers16 August 2026 — 24,605 subscribers24,6056 August 202616 August 2026
10 measurements spanning 10 days, net +48. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 24,549–24,621 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 08:4224,605-8
14 Aug 2026, 20:0724,613+17
13 Aug 2026, 13:1624,596+8
12 Aug 2026, 14:5424,588+6
11 Aug 2026, 12:4324,582+8
10 Aug 2026, 13:2624,574-4
9 Aug 2026, 14:1224,578+6
8 Aug 2026, 16:5824,572+4
7 Aug 2026, 14:4224,568+11
6 Aug 2026, 14:4724,557first reading

Engagement

51 posts held, back to 1 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 24 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
18.1%
avg views ÷ 24,605 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,460
51 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.50%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
51
of 51 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 16 August 2026
Posts held51 (1 August 202616 August 2026)
Views total227,550
Reactions total3,409
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken16 Aug 2026, 05:43 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
20s
Average length
20s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

3,409 reactions across 51 posts, in 32 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤡79823.4%
🤣74021.7%
41212.1%
💅3008.80%
😁1795.25%
🗿1704.99%
🤬1363.99%
🔥1123.29%
🥴1043.05%
😱892.61%
👍611.79%
🤪521.53%
💔451.32%
💯431.26%
😍290.851%
🥱260.763%
👀230.675%
🤯160.469%
🤝120.352%
100.293%
12 further kinds521.53%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 51 of the 51 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,409reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 51 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 16 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

16 Aug 2026, 03:53 UTC≈1,730 views20 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Что делать, если пришёл мужик, взял на сдачу анальгин и сказал: «Как раз для солений нужен». Он ушёл, а я только потом поняла, что он, видимо, перепутал анальгин с аспирином. Кажется соления будут с чуть обезболивающим действием Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

🤣10😱62🤡2

15 Aug 2026, 16:35 UTC≈2,520 views56 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Приходит сейчас мужик; -Дайте что нибудь, чтобы подавить очаг инфекции в зубе, зуб болит сил нет, всю ночь не спал. Какой-нибудь антибиотик..... ( классика жанра😃) Я ему: Вот обезболивающее ( товар месяца ) Джексона -515₽и идите к стоматологу.... -Какой стоматолог? Воскресенье... - В стоматологии есть дежурный.... - А кеторол есть? - По рецепту.... Давайте я вам дам противовоспалительный Найз ( минимальная упаковка 3

🥴35🤡106🔥2🗿2💅1

15 Aug 2026, 09:24 UTC≈2,770 views46 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Photo

А помните ту серию в Ералаше, где девочки сказали мальчикам, что все грибы в лукошке несъедобные и счастливые ушли с их урожаем домой? Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

🤣32🤡5😍4💯2🗿2💅1

14 Aug 2026, 13:41 UTC≈3,060 views70 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Ко мне вчера приходил мужчина за атараксом, естественно, без рецепта, у меня жена самаврач, всегда покупали так, был мной развернут в сторону дома. И вот сегодня он пришел, видимо, похвастаться, сказал, что заказал через интернет с доставкой на почту, можно еще через постамат и без проблем забрал. Теперь что, реально можно за всей рецептурой ходить на почту? Серьезно? Теперь вопрос к знатокам- на хера мы учились? Пр

😱45🤬14🥴5🗿3💯1🫡1😡1

14 Aug 2026, 06:30 UTC≈3,230 views42 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Уважаемые коллеги, вопрос к вам. Как поступать в ситуации, когда просят выйти в другую аптеку на подмену, а возможности нет.. Да выходной в этот день, но есть именно в этот день свои дела запланированные заранее. И отложить эти дела никак, поход в поликлинику с ребёнком например. А заведующий как будто не слышит меня, надо и всё 🤦‍♀️ Я потом стрессую, переживаю из-за этого, что и дела отложить не могу и выйти на подм

🤡21🗿86😱3💅2😢2

14 Aug 2026, 04:07 UTC≈3,170 views35 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Photo

База или неприемлемо? Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

😍20😁6💅4🤡4🔥1

13 Aug 2026, 16:55 UTC≈3,420 views41 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Хотелось бы рассказать о "прекрасной" компании вита плюс, они же оск, городская здравница, аптеки нашего города и т.д. Мало того, что начальство начало повсеместно закрывать аптеки, предупреждая об этом менее, чем за месяц, соответственно не выплатив никакие положенные выплаты. Так последнее время компания систематически не выплачивает вовремя зп/отпуск, не говоря о том, что зп у них не вся белая, и оплата составляет

🤬19👍13😢5🤡2💅1🗿1

13 Aug 2026, 07:03 UTC≈3,530 views143 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Приехал я в Турцию в отпуск. Натер мозоль на ноге. Сижу в номере. Время 18:59. Думаю, что надо идти в аптеку за пластырем. Подхожу к аптеке: время работу 8:00-18:30. Иду в другую, там то же самое. Выяснил, что аптеки, в принципе, так и работают. Есть несколько дежурных на весь город. Вот туда нужно идти, если вдруг нужно купить баночку для анализов или шприц для котенка позже 18:30. Любят себя фармацевты в Турции, не

💅7840🤡10🔥9😍4🗿2

13 Aug 2026, 03:53 UTC≈3,540 views75 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Photo

Коллеги, представляю вашему вниманию: Пластырь Ладошкой 🤚 Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

😁50🤡11🤣6🗿4🔥2💅1🤯1

12 Aug 2026, 17:49 UTC≈3,460 views37 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Добрый день! Коллеги, подскажите, как вы справляетесь с конфликтными ситуациями? Что вы делаете, когда уже опускаются руки? Я работаю третий год и моя нервная система на пределе. Если вдруг попадается конфликтный покупатель, то меня буквально начинает трясти всю, руки дрожат, лицо гореть начинает. Мне физически плохо от взаимодействия с такими людьми. Да и в целом каждый поход на работу начал сопровождаться тревогой

28🤝3🤡3💅1🗿1😢1

12 Aug 2026, 12:53 UTC≈2,040 views66 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Forwarded from @scitramonPhoto

Вспомним летнюю практику по фармакогнозии. Ссохшиеся гербарии, жара +40, насекомые по телу… ради заветных фото ромашки и матрикарии в телефоне с разных ракурсов 😍 у кого кто был фаворит среди растений? Цитрамон. Подписаться

🤣458🔥6🤪3😁2👏1💯1

12 Aug 2026, 07:15 UTC≈4,040 views60 reactionsread 15 August 2026
Photo

Действительно!! На новогодние праздники не запаслись разменом. Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

🤣44🤡8💅3🗿3🔥2

Showing the 12 most recent of 51 posts we hold for @podslushano_apteka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 72,578 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подслушано | Аптека” (@podslushano_apteka), 24,605 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/podslushano_apteka.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.