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Подслушано | Аптека

@podslushano_apteka

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24,474subscribers

-83 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001738194912
TypeChannel
Username@podslushano_apteka
DescriptionАптечные истории анонимно Лучший развлекательный telegram-канал для фармспециалистов по версии народной премии "Взгляд из Аптеки" - https://vk.cc/cPGhFs Предложить новость/Связь с админом/Купить рекламу - @podslushano_apt_bot Регистрация в Реестре РКН ✅
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/podslushano_apteka

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 74% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

24,47424,61424,5446 August 2026 — 24,557 subscribers7 August 2026 — 24,568 subscribers8 August 2026 — 24,572 subscribers9 August 2026 — 24,578 subscribers10 August 2026 — 24,574 subscribers11 August 2026 — 24,582 subscribers12 August 2026 — 24,588 subscribers13 August 2026 — 24,596 subscribers14 August 2026 — 24,613 subscribers16 August 2026 — 24,605 subscribers17 August 2026 — 24,606 subscribers18 August 2026 — 24,607 subscribers19 August 2026 — 24,614 subscribers20 August 2026 — 24,484 subscribers22 August 2026 — 24,478 subscribers24 August 2026 — 24,477 subscribers25 August 2026 — 24,478 subscribers26 August 2026 — 24,477 subscribers27 August 2026 — 24,483 subscribers28 August 2026 — 24,505 subscribers29 August 2026 — 24,511 subscribers30 August 2026 — 24,517 subscribers31 August 2026 — 24,524 subscribers1 September 2026 — 24,526 subscribers2 September 2026 — 24,525 subscribers3 September 2026 — 24,508 subscribers5 September 2026 — 24,497 subscribers9 September 2026 — 24,515 subscribers11 September 2026 — 24,512 subscribers13 September 2026 — 24,498 subscribers15 September 2026 — 24,483 subscribers17 September 2026 — 24,488 subscribers25 September 2026 — 24,474 subscribers6 August 202625 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 50 days, net -83. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 24,453–24,635 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Sept 2026, 10:1724,474-14
17 Sept 2026, 05:5824,488+5
15 Sept 2026, 05:5624,483-15
13 Sept 2026, 11:4124,498-14
11 Sept 2026, 16:1624,512-3
9 Sept 2026, 00:1724,515+18
5 Sept 2026, 18:3824,497-11
3 Sept 2026, 15:1924,508-17
2 Sept 2026, 07:2424,525-1
1 Sept 2026, 06:0324,526+2
31 Aug 2026, 06:1724,524+7
30 Aug 2026, 05:5524,517+6
29 Aug 2026, 05:2624,511+6
28 Aug 2026, 03:1224,505+22
27 Aug 2026, 02:4824,483+6
26 Aug 2026, 02:1824,477-1
25 Aug 2026, 03:5324,478+1
24 Aug 2026, 00:1124,477-1
22 Aug 2026, 05:2724,478-6
20 Aug 2026, 18:4324,484first reading

Engagement

149 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 66 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
16.1%
avg views ÷ 24,474 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,930
41 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.38%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
41
of 149 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 30 September 2026
Posts held149 (1 August 2026 – 30 September 2026)
Views total161,200
Reactions total2,231
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken30 Sept 2026, 06:27 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈3,490
Videos
≈489
Links
≈2,460

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 30 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
3m 03s
Average length
31s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

8,735 reactions across 149 posts, in 35 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤡2,07823.8%
🤣1,14613.1%
❤1,12812.9%
🗿6657.61%
😁5776.61%
🔥3634.16%
😱3073.51%
💅3023.46%
🎉2853.26%
👀2192.51%
🤬2162.47%
🤪2122.43%
💯1671.91%
🤯1441.65%
🥴1421.63%
👍1311.50%
💔1231.41%
🤩1101.26%
😍790.904%
🥰700.801%
15 further kinds2713.10%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 149 of the 149 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,735 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 149 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 30 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

30 Sept 2026, 03:30 UTC≈2,460 views28 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Photo

Скоро отопительный сезон, если вам будет жарко, просто посмотрите на этот пост из глубин сети интернет и на вас подует бриз от воздухана. 90 000 с графиком 2/2 и 10-15 чеков в день, именно такая аптека, дайте знать где вы находитесь Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

😁23✍3🗿1🤡1

29 Sept 2026, 17:02 UTC≈2,980 views25 reactionsread 30 September 2026

Заходит мужчина и просит таблетки для аппетита. Далее коллеги, нужно ваше мнение 🥲 Весь диалог не помню, но суть такая: Мужчина купил в какой-то аптеке для улучшения аппетита таблетки, и хотел купить у меня. На мои вопросы - в связи с чем отстутсвует аппетит? Что принимали? - ответа не поступило, просто я должна была что-то ему отпустить. Я ему глворю, что во-первых, ему нужно обратиться к врачу, потому что маскиро…

❤16🫡4🤡3🗿2

29 Sept 2026, 09:12 UTC≈3,290 views44 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Photo

Может руководство наконец-то примет правильное решение... От Админа: было бы славно... Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

❤30👀9🤡3🗿2

29 Sept 2026, 03:47 UTC≈3,250 views56 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Photo

Подростки подсели на Корвалол. Пустые флаконы находят возле образовательных учреждений в разных регионах. Представители поколения альфа свободно покупают лекарство в аптеках или забирают у взрослых. Школьники смешивают безрецептурный препарат с энергетическими напитками ради «прихода» и для замены алкоголя (всячески порицаем и не рекомендуем никому). Юные биохакеры хвастаются в соцсетях, как кого "торкнуло", как "пл…

🤬33😱15🤯7❤1

28 Sept 2026, 17:08 UTC≈3,570 views75 reactionsread 30 September 2026

Не думала, что такие люди есть…Сталкиваюсь впервые за 5 лет работы в аптеке. Мужчина приобрел долгит крем 50г. (Перед этим выбирая между ним и ортофеном около 10 минут) Выбрал. Оплатил. Отошел в сторону и начал читать упаковку. Через какое-то время подходит и просит разобрать весь состав крема, включая вспомогательные вещества. Просил рассказать откуда, что и для чего - каждое вспом. вещество… Ну начала гуглить и ра…

❤37🤡19🤬10🥰4🗿3🤣2

28 Sept 2026, 13:57 UTC≈3,440 views22 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Forwarded from @PharmJokes

Рубрика "краткие аптечные зарисовки" -Здравствуйте! Мне нужен каптоприл, температуру снизить! - ЧТО? - Вы не слышите что ли? Температура, каптоприл!!! Замучилась объяснять что и зачем. Ничего не понял и пошли в другую аптеку. Слава Богу!!! PharmJokes. Подписаться PharmJokes в MAX

❤17😁5

28 Sept 2026, 10:41 UTC≈3,640 views33 reactionsread 30 September 2026

Коллеги здравствуйте. Подскажите пожалуйста, очень переживаю . Вчера по ошибки отпустила лидокаин 10% вместо 2 %. Для разведения Цефтриаксон. Слава Богу покупатель пришел вечером, я ему объяснила, что таким лидокаином колоть нельзя. Отдала ему правильный процент лидокаина. Но укол он уже сделал пожилому человеку. Прошло 7 часов после укола, реакции никакой не было. Подскажите может ли быть запоздалая реакция? Через с…

❤14🤡10👏5🗿4

28 Sept 2026, 03:57 UTC≈3,790 views96 reactionsread 30 September 2026

И вот, наконец, я тоже могу написать этот счастливейший пост-Я УВОЛЬНЯЮСЬ 🥳🥳🥳 9 лет отдано аптекам…. И несмотря на небольшой опыт, я могу сказать, что в последние 2-3 года всё испортилось окончательно-фармы окончательно стали простыми торгашами в умах людей и начальства. Сами люди тупые и злые, а начальство только и знает, что планы планы планы планы, удивительно, что нет планов на походы в туалет, перекусы и тд (хо…

❤82🔥7🤪5👀2

27 Sept 2026, 19:55 UTC≈3,810 views5 reactionsread 30 September 2026

КруглоШуточная Аптека - аптечные истории и не только в формате кружочков, а также канал, куда пропускают только после небольшого теста, а значит, маловероятен факт наличия там людей, далёких от фармы

❤5

27 Sept 2026, 15:26 UTC≈3,880 views48 reactionsread 30 September 2026

Аптека + отстой полный. Посылают с одного города в другой на инвентаризацию, говорят что оплатят проезд и в итоге говорят что такси столько не стоит а оно стоит в 2 раза дороже. Договорились с частниками, у них дешевле и теперь там думают, что цена завышена. Заведующая дистанционно, вообще неадекватная, с гор спустилась за солью. Ведет себя очень высокомерно и нервы поднимает конкретно. Подслушано Аптека. Подписат…

❤27🤡10👀7🤪2🗿1😎1

27 Sept 2026, 09:21 UTC≈3,950 views34 reactionsread 30 September 2026

Сегодня спросили препарат «таракан». Угадайте что это😁 Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

🤣24❤5🤡3👀1🗿1

27 Sept 2026, 03:58 UTC≈3,810 views94 reactionsread 30 September 2026
Photo

Китайская аптека. Все понятно без слов) Подслушано Аптека. Подписаться | Мы в MAX

🔥58❤18🗿9👍5👨‍💻2🤡2

Showing the 12 most recent of 149 posts we hold for @podslushano_apteka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 9 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

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@scitramon · 13,428
#1
Слёзы Фармацевта
@katya_farm · 40,744
#2
Фармация / PharmJokes
@PharmJokes · 8,485
#3
Masha.onlyfarm💊Фармацевт
@masha_onlyfarm · 952
#4
Фармкружок
@pharmkruzhok · 2,636
#5
ФАРМАЦИЯ И ПРАВО
@PHARMACYandLAW · 3,744
#6
Провизор24
@provizor_24_news · 12,491
#7
Без рецепта
@bezrec · 31,859
#8
Икона Фармы
@pharm_icon · 9,505
#9
Фармацевтическая опека с Виталией Тхоревой
@farmacev5opeka · 1,381
#10
Фармединство
@farmedinstvo · 1,937
#11
КС.Фарма — онлайн-журнал
@katrenstyle · 2,612
#12
СРО Ассоциация независимых аптек
@sro_pharma · 1,227
#13
ФармСМ (PharmSM)
@pharmsm · 1,538
#14
Алло, это фарма?
@pharmfm · 4,865
#15
Ассоциация "АннА"
@AnnAvoronezh2017 · 402
#16
36,6 LIVE
@LIVEin366 · 2,281
#17
ASIA ACADEMY
@asiacademy · 348
#18
Pharma Coach
@pharma_coach · 972
#19
Фармацевты и Провизоры
@Provisor · 4,682
#20
Типичный МедПред
@clubmedpred1 · 12,114
#21
Первый лекарственный
@pharmrussia · 9,775
#22
Не продавец, а ПРОВИЗОР
@provizorVika · 4,403
#23
PharmBrief | Новости фармации
@PharmBrief · 10,373
#24
Lil Medpred
@lil_medpred · 2,880
#25
Фармвестник
@pharmvestnik · 8,753
#26
Уездный Доктор
@UezdnyDoctor · 6,872
#27
чугуновна
@chugunovna · 857
#28
IQ Provision-обучающая платформа для сотрудников аптек
@iqprovision · 4,537
#29
Аналитика Фармы-ФармАналитика
@pharmanalytica · 11,532
#30
Фармстудент
@farmstudent · 1,743
#31
Павел Лисовский. Аптечный и Фармбизнес от первого лица.
@LisovskiyP · 4,812
#32
GхP News
@gxpnews · 4,216
#33
Фарма РФ
@PharmaRF · 1,451
#34
ФМ. Фармация и Медицина
@opharmamed · 523
#35
МедФарм
@medpharm · 12,177
#36
Digital in Pharma 💊
@digital_in_pharma · 7,354
#37
drug это вам не враг • буева
@buewa · 5,769
#38
Фармтехникум СПХФУ
@spbfarmtspbfarmt · 987
#39
ФарСмацевтика | Анна Тихонова
@farsmacevtika · 2,775
#40
Провизионеры • РААС
@raas_provizionery1 · 1,642
#41
Кафедра фарммаркетинга
@kafedra · 4,383
#42
Ночная охота
@survmed03 · 6,389
#43
Инновации в фармацевтике
@chemrarpharma · 13,139
#44
Группа ДСМ | DSM Group
@dsmgroup_news · 3,407
#45
ФармаКолледж | Фармакология СПХФУ
@pharma_college · 1,805
#46
Мечты не работают, пока не работаешь ты
@idukmechte1 · 286
#47
ICMR Consumer Panel Insights for Pharma
@gfkpharmainsights · 529
#48
Фармакология
@farma4 · 3,223
#49
Новости Минздрава РФ
@minzdravru · 10,930
#50
сомнительные медицинские мемы
@som_memes · 10,677
#51
ПРОМОМЕД: фарма — это любовь
@promomed_rus · 16,487
#52
Рома, давай! Блог предпринимателя
@kubanevroman · 1,610
#53
Пей таблетки! | MedIQLab
@mediq · 65,887
#54
ФармМаркетинг
@pharmmarketing · 7,021
#55
Мурашко по коже 🩺🏥
@murashko_med · 135,931
#56
#щастьебытьневесткой
@schbnev · 509
#57
ФармНеделя
@pr24_pharmweek · 3,771
#58
ТАБЛЕТОЧКА 💊🚑
@tabletochka_v · 22,588
#59
Право на здоровье
@right_to_health · 5,427
#60
️️️️
@psycho_cats · 24
#61
Алёна Решетникова. Спокойно, это тревога
@blogbeztrevog · 305
#62
Vademecum
@vademecum_ru · 12,494
#63
Vademecum Live
@vademecum_live · 12,598
#64
Фарма FM
@pharma_fm · 10,303
#65
Планета Здоровья
@planetazdorovo · 26,891
#66
Внутри белого халата 18+🩻
@vbelomhalatee · 545
#67
Мероприятия в Фарме 💉
@events_for_pharma · 2,868
#68
БУДНИ НУТРИЦИОЛОГА
@budninutritsiologa · 660
#69
💉Фарма&Медикал Рекрутмент / Вакансии в Фарме, Работа в Фарме
@pharmed_recruitment · 8,584
#70
ВПШ
@pravdadirty · 1,395,339
#71
FEMALE MEMES
@femalememes · 407,543
#72
Эшли, продай лирику
@ashlidane · 235
#73
СФЕ Академия / SFE Academy
@SFEAcademy · 3,250
#74
База отдыха «Моряк»
@sailor_aprel · 3,422
#75
Гончаров Жан
@zhangoncharov · 1,031
#76
Необъяснимо, но почему бы и да
@neobsnimono · 1
#77
Медвестник
@med_vestnik · 2,996
#78
ЮВАО|Москва|Главное
@yuvao · 565
#79
Кружок Пейпеца
@Papez_club · 4,281
#80
tkfrv
@mesamourstkk · 207
#81
PMC SW 😂
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#82
СНК ОБМХ
@vsemorganica · 517
#83

Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 16 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Слёзы Фармацевта
@katya_farm · 40,744
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 5 September 2026
Без рецепта
@bezrec · 31,859
Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 98 here — alongside 97 others — read 5 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Подслушано | Аптека” (@podslushano_apteka), 24,474 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/podslushano_apteka.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.