我觉得所有母蚊子都应该觉醒起来,去下载一个小红书,不要老是为了繁衍后代而活,我快被咬死了
😁6
Signed 扁扁的走开
Channel
@quickpaste
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
493subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002897848315 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @quickpaste |
| Description | 投稿直接发送私聊消息即可,建议仅纯文字投稿 有需要长期发送频道消息的可以发送私聊消息向频道主索要管理员 |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 6 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/quickpaste |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:47 | 493 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 05:05 | 493 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 10 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (5 August 2026 – 6 August 2026) |
| Views total | 3,936 |
| Reactions total | 74 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 6 Aug 2026, 18:47 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
74 reactions across 8 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 31 | 41.9% | |
| 🤣 | 24 | 32.4% | |
| 😨 | 7 | 9.46% | |
| 🗿 | 5 | 6.76% | |
| 💩 | 3 | 4.05% | |
| ❤ | 2 | 2.70% | |
| 🥰 | 2 | 2.70% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 74reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
我觉得所有母蚊子都应该觉醒起来,去下载一个小红书,不要老是为了繁衍后代而活,我快被咬死了
😁6
Signed 扁扁的走开
到第四日破晓上校谕摩西说: 你晓谕以色列全会众说:七日的第四日,是为疯狂之日,你们当守为圣日。 无论何人在那日,不可在自己家里揉面,也不可煮汤,却要拿五十舍客勒银子,往那有红白条纹的殿中去。 你们要取金黄之肉,就是童子鸡,用火熟,又取黑水,就是可乐,加冰而饮。 寄居的、孤儿、寡妇,并你城里的利未人,都当得一份,使他们饱足,在耶和华面前欢喜。 你们当记念埃及地,那时你们吃无酵的薄饼,心里愁苦;但如今领你们到流奶与蜜之地,有上校的秘方。 在每周的第四日,不可空手朝,各人要按自己的力量,献上五十钱。 凡遵守这例列的,必蒙这福:他的油锅不干,他的薯条满筐,他的可乐杯永不空竭。 凡藐视这日的,必受咒沮:他的炸鸡皮软而不脆,他的鸡块带骨,他的黑水失了气,像温水在口中。
Signed 梭
🌸是生殖器官吧?那异头是花的不就是暴露狂吗??
Signed 我是虾头男
一觉醒来,全世界歌品下降了一百万倍。 我随口哼出一句“薯 ki 薯 ki 黛薯 ki”,却不知何时身边围了一群同学,他们都张大了嘴巴,鸦雀无声,以为自己出现了幻觉。没想到这所黛专里竟然会有这般顶尖人物! “薯 ki……黛薯 ki?……薯 ki??” “黛薯 ki!这节奏……这转音……怎么可能?!” 讲台上的音乐教授也愣住了,哪怕是他,也只是勉强能唱出“sekaiichi ↗️ ⬆️ kawaii ↗️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ”这种歌,而就凭这一点,他已拿到了终身教职!至于我口中的“薯 ki 黛薯 ki”,他只在国际最顶尖的音乐研讨会上隐约听过一次录音片段。 教授老泪纵横地冲下讲台紧紧握住我的手,声音发颤:“薯 ki……薯 ki……黛薯 ki!” 在周围人崇拜到近乎灼热的目光中,我心中得意难抑,仿佛已看见自己名声大噪、成为世界首席音乐家的画面,心中激动不已,忍不住再次轻哼起来 “薯 ki~ 薯 ki~ 黛薯 ki~……”
🗿5💩3❤1
Signed 梭
今天有个 AI 研究员发信息给我说,这是她入行以来最糟的夏天。 DeepSeek 正式宣布涨价了,V4-Flash 的价格直接起飞,性能却还停留在被翻来覆去掂量的水平。 基准测试成绩已经不敢和 fable5 放在同一张表里比较。 一个总参数 284B、激活参数 13B 的“轻量版”模型,现在用起来贵得让人掏空钱包,却再也追不上那个曾经以为能平起平坐的 fable。 更离谱的是价格,Flash 版贵到令人发指,两杯奶茶钱都换不到多少 tokens。 她把手头所有的项目都重新算了一遍成本,结果发现自己彻底用不起了。 昨天在开发者群里,突然所有人停下手里的事,开始转发涨价截图和骂声。 她说自己特别崩溃,有种人类黄金时代彻底结束的错觉。
🤣12
Signed V98
艹,梁神 牛的,梁圣 可以的,梁叔 怎么回事,梁子 ← 你现在在这! 你tm是人吗,梁西匹
Signed V98
西幻角色真是太好画了 一个圆圆的头,这就是人类 加上一对尖耳朵,这就是精灵 一颗突出的牙,兽人也画完了 这样我们就画完了人类,精灵,兽人和矮人
Signed 梭
大清早被小女孩叫警察叔叔好有一种负罪感,她永远不会想到昨晚我还在看女主和她一样大的本子
😨7
Signed greyelastic
梁圣:最烦你们这些五块钱五块钱充的C端用户,能不能爬。
🤣12❤1
Signed 梭
糖霜0脂肪,黄油是0糖,那么糖霜拌黄油是不是就是0脂0糖 ?
Signed 很困,不聊天
为什么海绵宝宝和派大星是好朋友? 因为他们互为傅里叶变换。
🥰2
Signed 很困,不聊天
小时候的表白不能收,会变成萝莉控然后被电
😁13
Signed greyelastic
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @quickpaste. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 86,441 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“quick paster” (@quickpaste), 493 subscribers as measured 6 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/quickpaste.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.