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Created
1 September 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 86% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
34 measurements spanning 50 days, net -4,017. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 455,994–462,042 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
25 Sept 2026, 19:38
457,327
+635
17 Sept 2026, 08:55
456,692
-289
15 Sept 2026, 08:18
456,981
-249
13 Sept 2026, 18:22
457,230
-242
11 Sept 2026, 23:19
457,472
-356
9 Sept 2026, 10:41
457,828
-429
6 Sept 2026, 05:57
458,257
-245
4 Sept 2026, 01:21
458,502
-172
2 Sept 2026, 15:07
458,674
-121
1 Sept 2026, 14:04
458,795
-76
31 Aug 2026, 14:17
458,871
-75
30 Aug 2026, 14:55
458,946
-63
29 Aug 2026, 11:48
459,009
+157
28 Aug 2026, 14:43
458,852
+154
27 Aug 2026, 11:45
458,698
-1
26 Aug 2026, 14:03
458,699
-153
25 Aug 2026, 10:47
458,852
-129
24 Aug 2026, 13:03
458,981
-193
22 Aug 2026, 22:54
459,174
-158
21 Aug 2026, 14:56
459,332
first reading
Engagement
582 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 116 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
5.54%
avg views ÷ 457,327 subscribers
Avg views / post
25,400
325 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.84%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
325
of 582 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 September 2026
Posts held
582 (4 August 2026 – 27 September 2026)
Views total
8,239,620
Reactions total
316,791
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
27 Sept 2026, 05:59 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
16
Links
144
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Video runtime
1m 57s
Average length
23s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
582,085 reactions across 582 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.9% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
220,478
37.9%
💯
92,761
15.9%
👍
77,109
13.2%
😐
56,443
9.70%
❤
55,864
9.60%
🌭
55,723
9.57%
😢
23,707
4.07%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 582 of the 582 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 582,085 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 582 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 27 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Левобережный чёрт
Встречалась с парнем 6 месяцев, поддерживал мою позицию на счёт измен (это неправильно, все дела) расстались мы с ним месяц назад и пару дней назад узнала, что ещё в начале отношений начал изменять)
❤️- за левобережного балабола
Так-то тоже пездец
У вас тут такие крутые родственнички с дикими историями из молодости. А у меня всего лишь 65-летняя бабуля, которая вообще ничего про свою жизнь рассказывать не хочет. Единственное, что удалось из нее вытянуть: как-то по молодости они бухали самогон в какой-то общаге, а на закуску у них был суп из голубей, которых перед этим поймали на крыше, и жареная собака.
Мешал трахаться родителям
Я палил родителей по разговорам, когда у них намечается траханье и специально в эту ночь не спал и ходил по дому под предлогом "че б пожрать". Недавно батя разбил мне ебло и выкинул на улицу прям ночью... я сидел до утра в беседке блять... в одних трусах!
💯-правильно сделал
😢-это жестко
Эх, проебал такой шанс...
П19. Прошедшим летом с кентом пошли на речку искупаться, но всю атмосферу нарушили алкаши, которые трахались в кустах. Мужик не отрываясь от процесса, звал нас присоединиться, но мы отказались. И мой друг-девственник до сих пор жалеет об этом. Миша, привет!
Гений или шизоид - решать вам...
Обожаю знакомиться с девушками в клубах, весь вечер танцевать, пить, флиртовать и постепенно доводить дело до момента, когда она уже уверена, что мы сейчас поедем ко мне или к ней. А потом совершенно спокойно сказать: "Ладно, было приятно, до встречи" - и уйти, наблюдая это прекрасное офигевание во взгляде. После чего приехать домой, включить любимую порнушку и с чувством выполненног…
Девушки всегда найдут на что обидеться
Шутили с девушкой на счет анала и я в ШУТКУ сказал: давай я тебе 500 рублей дам за анал. Она обиделась, но главное я узнал почему она обиделась: 1) Я как шлюхе предложил ей деньги 2) Я предложил "какие-то копейки"
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Необычная подработка
П23. Друг предложил подработку - делать куни 3 раза в неделю. Скажете, что заебок тема, еще и платят за каждый куни по 2к? Но ТЕМКА конечно же не без подвоха и надо лимонить кислые пёзды женщин 50+. Как думаете, стоит ли оно того?
🌭-стоит
🤣-а ты откуда знаешь, что они кислые?
💯-нахуй надло
Кем станет дочь проститутки?
Д22. У меня есть подруга, у которой мать всю жизнь работала проституткой. И теперь подруга уверена, что ее ждет ровно та же судьба. Я пыталась ее отговаривать, предлагала помощь, говорила, что она никому ничего не обязана и может жить как хочет. Но она только отвечает: «Все уже решено, от судьбы не уйдешь». А мне иногда кажется, что дело вообще не в судьбе. Ей просто нравится трахаться с…
Мегахарош парняга
Отправляю новому парню те же нюдесы, что отправляла бывшему, потому что лень было каждый раз раздеваться и фоткаться заново. Но парень у меня не глупый и просит каждый раз писать на лобке или сиськах дату, когда было сделано фото ;(
Бросила истеричку
Д25. Подарила парню на ДР Плойку 5, он сказал что хули обычная и всего один джойстик? Нужно было ПРО, да и игры тоже нахуй нужен человек паук блять сраный, могла бы спросить что я люблю. В итоге послала его на хуй и мы расстались)) Плойку забрала, сама играю в паука и никто мне не нужен)
😢-зря ты так
💯-норм все сделала
💯1,660❤41👍18😢14🤣10🌭2😐2
Showing the 12 most recent of 582 posts we hold for @pozorstan. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@pozorstan edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
5 September 2026
Most recent edit
17 September 2026
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
The shares total 103%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 582 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 27 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Mentions
Named by 15 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Domains linked from posts
One domain this channel’s own posts have linked to, measured by scanning the post bodies themselves — not the channel’s description, which is the separate Declared links section below when this entry has one. Appearing here is not a claim about who runs the linked site or why the channel linked to it; an advertisement, a news citation and a malicious link all leave the same kind of row.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ПОЗОР” (@pozorstan), 457,327 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pozorstan.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.