This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 2 other registered channels, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.
Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.
10 measurements spanning 9 days, net -199. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 68,462–68,723 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
14 Aug 2026, 16:04
68,492
-32
13 Aug 2026, 09:18
68,524
-5
12 Aug 2026, 06:48
68,529
-15
11 Aug 2026, 03:16
68,544
-41
10 Aug 2026, 05:21
68,585
-22
9 Aug 2026, 08:31
68,607
-27
8 Aug 2026, 05:41
68,634
-40
7 Aug 2026, 03:06
68,674
-19
6 Aug 2026, 05:22
68,693
+2
6 Aug 2026, 03:47
68,691
first reading
Engagement
29 posts held, back to 13 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 21 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
24.8%
avg views ÷ 68,492 subscribers
Avg views / post
17,000
26 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.16%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
26
of 29 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 August 2026
Posts held
29 (13 July 2026 – 11 August 2026)
Views total
441,430
Reactions total
5,130
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
14 Aug 2026, 21:36 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈480
Videos
≈73
Links
≈2,670
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
1m 50s
Average length
1m 50s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
5,917 reactions across 29 posts, in 40 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 30.4% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤬
1,797
30.4%
👍
742
12.5%
❤
624
10.5%
💯
372
6.29%
🔥
238
4.02%
😢
210
3.55%
🤔
210
3.55%
😈
200
3.38%
🙏
200
3.38%
🤮
157
2.65%
🖕
149
2.52%
👀
135
2.28%
😁
135
2.28%
😡
113
1.91%
🤡
91
1.54%
🤯
88
1.49%
🤣
77
1.30%
💩
76
1.28%
👏
70
1.18%
😱
64
1.08%
20 further kinds
169
2.86%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 29 of the 29 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,917reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 29 most recent posts we hold, published 13 July 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 29 we hold a reading for · 3%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @iceagefarmer. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 29 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 13 July 2026 to 11 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
On the bright side, when the UK asked people to register their birds, people were so irked that they started going to the DEFRA (UK USDA) site and registering roast turkeys and chicken nuggets en masse, until the government's site crashed entirely.
This is a reminder — a somewhat silly, small-scale example, but one nonetheless — that we the people have much more power than they want us to believe.
No one ever compl…
Registering the Chickens: Animal Passports & Drones Hit 8+ Countries [VIDEO]
Countries across multiple continents are rapidly rolling out mandatory animal registration, digital IDs, passports, and aerial surveillance of farms and private land.
Though they cite different excuses, the net result is the same: all backyard flocks and livestock are being pulled into centralized databases that can be queried and enforced…
Global Food Security at Risk as Ukrainian Grain Exports Drop 22% YoY
Due to Russia's blockade in the Black Sea, Ukrainian wheat/barley/maize exports are down 22% Year-over-Year.
Ukrainian attacks on Russian vessels in the Sea of Azov (a key route for ~25% of Russian grain exports) have caused them to throttle exports there, prompting wheat prices to jump 7% on the news.
Notably, production itself is still solid — …
Global Food Price Index hits 3-year high
The UN Food and Agriculture Organization’s Food Price Index climbed to a three-year high in July, extending its upward trajectory as conflicts across Eurasia (the Black Sea and the Hormuz chokepoint) disrupt critical trade routes and mounting El Niño risks threaten global harvests.
The United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization’s FAO Food Price Index, which tracks mont…
Uzbekistan introduces digital "Animal Passports" - required registration for animals
A new procedure for the identification, registration, and tracking of animals is being introduced in Uzbekistan. Starting from August 7 of this year, animals kept and (or) bred by individuals or legal entities within the country will be required to undergo established identification and official registration.
The document also sets…
Nigeria ALSO just announced they are starting registration of livestock:
"The federal government plans to commence the digital registration and tagging of all cattle, sheep and goats across the country as part of measures to curb cattle rustling, improve livestock traceability and boost Nigeria’s access to international livestock markets."
source: https://leadership.ng/cattle-rustling-federal-govt-plans-digital-reg…
India: drones to start monitoring agricultural fields in real-time
Drones monitoring farms in the name of "stopping pollution."
The claim is that farmers were hiding their activities from satellites by working at night — so this is now needed:
"Government believes satellite surveillance alone is no longer enough. That's why Drones will not only quickly detect smoke and fire, but geo-tag the farm, record photos an…
Russia: Poultry Registration now Mandatory
Owners of more than 10 birds must now register their flocks with the state by 1-Sep. (< 10 birds , you have until 2029...)
The state wants to know who has the food. Combine this with the drone surveillance mentioned in my last post, and we see that enforcement of the total technocratic takeover of food is going live...
source: svoefermerstvo.ru
Moscow: Drone/AI Homestead Surveillance Already Operational as Poultry Registration Deadline Looms.
In Moscow Oblast, the first automated fine of 150,000 rubles was issued to a landowner after drones filmed the property and AI identified hogweed.
The system then matched GPS coordinates to property data and automatically issued a citation.
This infrastructure for continuous automated surveillance of private proper…
AgTech companies can't help but intimate that they are disrupting and supplanting our connection to God.
This has been bothering me for years as I cover the space, and now I think the pattern is abundantly clear: the technocrats invoke sacred language as they roll out their patented organisms, bioreactors, and lab-grown protein.
Judge for yourself:
Eden:
- Eden Brew: milk without the cow — precision fermentation
…
Genetically Engineered probiotic "pre-alcohol shots" being sold to avoid hangovers
Designer probiotics startup ZBiotics has sold 15 million+ "pre-alcohol" shots to drinkers who want to avoid hangovers, by first imbibing genetically modified microbes.
Looking ahead, ZBiotics is building a pipeline of genetically engineered probiotics which may be combined with other ingredients to create novel products spanning a ra…
A little bit of this vibe going on.
...see the Livestock chat for tips on goats!
👍52💯40😁15❤4
Showing the 12 most recent of 29 posts we hold for @iceagefarmer. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 4,866 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 42 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Ice Age Farmer” (@iceagefarmer), 68,492 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/iceagefarmer.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
