Ceuta has become literally Citizen Vigilante. Dirty Sánchez has abandoned the people. The people are policing themselves.

Channel
Jo&Bean Show
@joandbeanshow
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001750447663 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @joandbeanshow |
| Description | Musings on today's events. |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 14 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/joandbeanshow |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 16:30 | 1 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 06:07 | 1 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 100.0%
- avg views ÷ 1 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 1.0
- 20 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 20
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (3 August 2026 – 8 August 2026) |
| Views total | 20 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 14 Aug 2026, 16:30 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈1,250
- Videos
- ≈1,800
- Links
- ≈1,880
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 14 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 11m 58s
- Average length
- 51s
Measured directly from 14 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
We all know why. The government call you far right for seeing pattern recognition.
Invaders are now filming themselves attacking natives in Warsaw, Poland. Get them out, them and Tusk!
The BBC thinking they're doing a "gotcha" moment over Rupert Lowe by quoting him on his "Britain is hurtling towards becoming an Islamic country" and asking for evidence. A tiny bit of research into islam, demographics, and the current trajectory would show them this.
Horror movie scenes straight out of Dearborn, Michigan. This isn't normal. This isn't what America is about. Remigration and de-islamisation this out.
Islam is not a religion. "You convert, you subjugate, or you die"
26-year-old Afghan invader Sharif Ahmadzai has appeared at court charged with the murder of Scottish aid worker Elisabeth Jane Ross. Ahmadzai, who was born in Afghanistan and is a champion boxer, is accused of killing the "refugee" aid worker and dumping her. He told the victim's friends he was a jihadist who murdered her because she was Christian.
Listen as Jacob Falach breaks down what Muslims don't want you to know. Sources: Qur'an 8:30, Qur'an 9:40, Qur'an 16:41, Qur'an 4:97-100, Qur'an 9:107-110 (especially 9:108), Qur'an 4:59, Qur'an 33:6, Qur'an 33:36, Qur'an 24:55, Qur'an 48:27
Moroccan police are filmed forcing them into the water to cross into Ceuta. Making these most likely the criminals pardoned by their king last week, including terrorists!
Horrific footage of a young lad being chopped and stabbed with a zombie knife in Sadiq Khan's London. Lucky to survive such an attack.
Another day and another invader jailed of sex attacks on our people. Iranian, Rahim Ghasemi, seriously sexually assaulted a 71-year-old lady after offering to drive her to Basildon from Chelmsford. The beast faces "automatic deportation" when he's served his sentence the courts said. I won't hold my breath!
Nigerian Christians, who are being persecuted by Islamic mobs. Call on Britain to deport all islamists or face the same. 🙏🏻✝️
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @joandbeanshow. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Jo&Bean Show” (@joandbeanshow), 1 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/joandbeanshow.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.