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@BismarcksAlptraume
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25,134subscribers
+22 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1002138374794 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @BismarcksAlptraume |
| Description | Wir beobachten den langsamen Niedergang unseres einst großen Heimatlandes und seiner vorbildlichen Wirtschaft. Tatsächliche Ereignisse, Alpträume von Bismarck selbst. @alptraume_bot |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/BismarcksAlptraume |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Aug 2026, 17:43 | 25,134 | -15 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:23 | 25,149 | -5 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:15 | 25,154 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 15:23 | 25,155 | +25 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 00:57 | 25,130 | -11 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 18:54 | 25,141 | +13 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 21:23 | 25,128 | +1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 22:28 | 25,127 | -7 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 21:51 | 25,134 | +6 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 23:03 | 25,128 | +10 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 21:46 | 25,118 | +9 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 20:20 | 25,109 | -3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:30 | 25,112 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:22 | 25,112 | first reading |
103 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 28 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 18 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 103 (3 August 2026 – 18 August 2026) |
| Views total | 489,610 |
| Reactions total | 25,348 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 19 Aug 2026, 03:43 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 19 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Measured directly from 61 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
23,839 reactions across 97 posts, in 49 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤮 | 4,685 | 19.7% | |
| 💩 | 3,382 | 14.2% | |
| 🤬 | 2,893 | 12.1% | |
| 👍 | 2,635 | 11.1% | |
| 🤣 | 2,595 | 10.9% | |
| ❤ | 973 | 4.08% | |
| 💯 | 957 | 4.01% | |
| 👏 | 760 | 3.19% | |
| 🤡 | 737 | 3.09% | |
| 🔥 | 603 | 2.53% | |
| 😁 | 469 | 1.97% | |
| 🖕 | 468 | 1.96% | |
| 😈 | 372 | 1.56% | |
| 👎 | 360 | 1.51% | |
| 🙈 | 299 | 1.25% | |
| 🙏 | 238 | 0.998% | |
| 🤪 | 235 | 0.986% | |
| 🤔 | 210 | 0.881% | |
| 😱 | 196 | 0.822% | |
| 🤷♂ | 103 | 0.432% | |
| 29 further kinds | 669 | 2.81% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 103 of the 103 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 25,348reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 103 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 18 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Es geht los: Die SPD klappert die Altenheime ab und geht bei dementen Senioren auf Stimmenfang. In solchen Einrichtungen wird nahezu zu 100% per Briefwahl gewählt. Ein Schelm, wer Böses dabei denkt. Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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🔥 Wagenknecht: Thüringen braucht überparteilichen Ministerpräsidenten Die BSW-Gründerin Sahra Wagenknecht wünscht sich nach eigenen Worten, genau wie ihre Partei, „eine gute Regierung“ in Thüringen. „Und unser Modell wäre ein überparteilicher Ministerpräsident, der auch willens wäre, mit wechselnden Mehrheiten zu regieren, statt einen großen Teil der Wähler auszugrenzen“, so Wagenknecht. Zur Begründung, warum immer…
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Naja, vielleicht sollte Frau Reichsmarschall-Eckardt einfach mal nach Deutschland schauen was hier bereits alles passiert wenn man nicht bei den Grünen und nicht bei den Altparteien ist. Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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Die Bundesregierung plant das Abhören in Arztpraxen. Weil nichts so sehr die nationale Sicherheit stärkt wie Geheimdienste, die heimlich deine Hämorrhoiden-Diagnose mitmessen. Die ärztliche Schweigepflicht wird wegreformiert – Überwachung bis zur Bettkante! Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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Der Ausverkauf des deutschen Mittelstands geht in die nächste fatale Runde: Mit dem Ventilatoren- und Motorenhersteller EBM-Papst verliert Deutschland ein weiteres Kronjuwel an das Ausland. Der Weltmarktführer aus Baden-Württemberg, der seit über 60 Jahren in Familienhand lag, wird für 5,1 Milliarden Euro vom US-Konzern Madison Air geschluckt. Hier wird nicht einfach ein traditionsreiches Familienunternehmen veräuße…
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Milliarden für #NGOs, bezahlt mit unserem Steuergeld! Während die Kontrolle komplett versagt, kassiert das NGO-Business ab. Ein zynisches Spiel auf Kosten der österreichischen Steuerzahler, das endlich gestoppt gehört! Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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Guten Morgen Dummland 🙃. Kann das vielleicht jemand für mich einordnen bitte? Irgendwo fehlt mir die Fantasie um zu erraten, was das ist und warum das überhaupt ist Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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Der polnische EU-Abgeordnete Dominik Tarczyński (PiS) spricht Klartext: „Wir haben null illegale Migranten. Es ist uns scheißegal. Wir kümmern uns um unsere Familien. Ich will, dass meine Tochter lebt, nicht vergewaltigt und getötet wird.“ Warum geht das in Polen, aber nicht bei uns? Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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Da ist ja ne Stimmung wie auf einer Beerdigung… Wenn Klingbeil hier anfängt davon zu reden, dass man etwas politisch gegen den Klimawandel machen muss, gehen bei mir wieder die Alarmglocken an - weil er sich bestimmt was überlegt, wie er damit Einnahmen generieren kann. Weiß eigentlich jemand, wie das berechnet bzw geschätzt wird mit den Hitzetoten? Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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Niederländische Bauern gegen das EU-Regime! In den Medien hört man nichts davon, sonst könnte sich dieser Widerstand ja ausbreiten! Abonnieren: Bismarcks Alpträume
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Showing the 12 most recent of 103 posts we hold for @BismarcksAlptraume. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@BismarcksAlptraume edited 5 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
Citation-graph rank — 13,815 of 1,550,220entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 40 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
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Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Bismarcks Alpträume” (@BismarcksAlptraume), 25,134 subscribers as measured 18 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/BismarcksAlptraume.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.