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Пенсионеры Онлайн

@pensioneryonline

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71,166subscribers

+2,281 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002017796984
TypeChannel
Username@pensioneryonline
DescriptionДобро пожаловать, дорогие пенсионеры! 💐 Наше сообщество создано для того, чтобы сделать жизнь пенсионеров чуточку лучше и увлекательнее! Реклама: @irina_froLovaa Мененджер: @Spiral_Miya, @pavlreklam
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 September 2026
Measurements held37
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/pensioneryonline

Topic

Religion — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 55% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

68,87771,16670,021.56 August 2026 — 68,885 subscribers6 August 2026 — 68,885 subscribers6 August 2026 — 68,902 subscribers7 August 2026 — 68,945 subscribers8 August 2026 — 68,905 subscribers9 August 2026 — 68,877 subscribers9 August 2026 — 68,945 subscribers10 August 2026 — 68,944 subscribers12 August 2026 — 68,945 subscribers13 August 2026 — 69,017 subscribers14 August 2026 — 69,139 subscribers16 August 2026 — 69,232 subscribers17 August 2026 — 69,535 subscribers18 August 2026 — 69,688 subscribers19 August 2026 — 69,737 subscribers20 August 2026 — 69,804 subscribers21 August 2026 — 69,819 subscribers23 August 2026 — 69,985 subscribers24 August 2026 — 70,023 subscribers25 August 2026 — 69,975 subscribers26 August 2026 — 69,966 subscribers28 August 2026 — 69,993 subscribers29 August 2026 — 70,179 subscribers29 August 2026 — 70,357 subscribers30 August 2026 — 70,490 subscribers31 August 2026 — 70,526 subscribers1 September 2026 — 70,496 subscribers2 September 2026 — 70,562 subscribers3 September 2026 — 70,495 subscribers5 September 2026 — 70,622 subscribers9 September 2026 — 70,763 subscribers11 September 2026 — 70,740 subscribers13 September 2026 — 70,822 subscribers15 September 2026 — 70,952 subscribers17 September 2026 — 70,877 subscribers19 September 2026 — 71,143 subscribers26 September 2026 — 71,166 subscribers6 August 202626 September 2026
37 measurements spanning 52 days, net +2,281. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 68,534–71,509 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 37
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Sept 2026, 14:5871,166+23
19 Sept 2026, 15:2071,143+266
17 Sept 2026, 04:5870,877-75
15 Sept 2026, 06:1970,952+130
13 Sept 2026, 13:5770,822+82
11 Sept 2026, 16:3870,740-23
9 Sept 2026, 02:1570,763+141
5 Sept 2026, 21:5970,622+127
3 Sept 2026, 17:1670,495-67
2 Sept 2026, 12:5470,562+66
1 Sept 2026, 16:1370,496-30
31 Aug 2026, 17:5670,526+36
30 Aug 2026, 20:0670,490+133
29 Aug 2026, 22:5670,357+178
29 Aug 2026, 01:4270,179+186
28 Aug 2026, 00:2369,993+27
26 Aug 2026, 21:1569,966-9
25 Aug 2026, 21:5369,975-48
24 Aug 2026, 18:5770,023+38
23 Aug 2026, 00:3769,985first reading

Engagement

245 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 160 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
10.6%
avg views ÷ 71,166 subscribers
Avg views / post
7,570
129 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.57%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
129
of 245 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 October 2026
Posts held245 (3 August 2026 – 2 October 2026)
Views total976,593
Reactions total15,285
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken2 Oct 2026, 09:00 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈2,530
Videos
≈1,180
Links
≈3,470

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 2 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1h 00m
Average length
33s

Measured directly from 111 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

32,358 reactions across 240 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 74.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍24,21274.8%
😁4,63614.3%
🔥2,1746.72%
👏1,2373.82%
🙏990.306%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 245 of the 245 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 32,962 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 245 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 2 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

2 Oct 2026, 07:59 UTC913 views19 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Video

Обязательно пробуйте этот лайфхак, и почистить рыбу не будет проблемой👍🏻 Пенсионеры Онлайн

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2 Oct 2026, 07:00 UTC≈1,440 views4 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Photo

Я работаю массажисткой в модном спа-салоне, на днях ко мне пришла новая клиентка, молодая, красивая девушка, но есть одно НО! У нее на плече тату, портрет моего мужа. Я не могла ошибиться, даже знаю с какой фотки делали эту татуировку. Я аккуратно спросила кто это, на что она мне ответила, что любимый человек, с которым все сложно. Меня разрывало от любопытства и злости. В выходной день, я решила с ней встретиться в …

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2 Oct 2026, 04:23 UTC≈2,930 views69 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Video

Помните, что 120/80 важнее…😁 Пенсионеры Онлайн

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1 Oct 2026, 16:59 UTC≈4,590 views71 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Photo

Клюква — защита мочевыводящей системы ✅Чем полезна: Содержит проантоцианидины — вещества, которые препятствуют прикреплению бактерий к слизистой мочевого пузыря. Обладает противовоспалительным и антисептическим действием. Богата витамином C и антиоксидантами. 💚Как употреблять: морсы без сахара, замороженные ягоды в смузи или как добавку к кашам. Клюкву лучше не подслащивать — так она работает эффективнее. Пенсионе…

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1 Oct 2026, 16:00 UTC≈4,540 views13 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Video

Муж придумал мне прозвище "Золушка" и подкалывает так уже неделю 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Всё потому что я нашла канал "Лови Лайфхак" и теперь я справляюсь по дому не хуже профессионального клининга! Здесь полно советов по уборке, готовке и всяким бытовым трудностям, с которыми сталкиваются все. Пригодится всем, обязательно подпишись👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 https://t.me/+6nmtdCh7EppmYTRi

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1 Oct 2026, 11:59 UTC≈4,950 views84 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Video

Капуста тушёная с картошкой и мясом Ингредиенты: -Мясо - 500 гр.; -Капуста - 600 гр.; -Картофель (средний) - 5-6 шт.; -Морковь - 1 шт.; -Лук - 1 шт.; -Томат 1ст,л или кетчуп - 3 ст. л.; -Растительное масло - по вкусу; -Чеснок - 3-4 зубчика; -Специй - по вкусу. Понравился рецепт? Оставь реакцию 👍 Пенсионеры Онлайн

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1 Oct 2026, 11:00 UTC≈4,880 views16 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Photo

⚡️Задача для людей с IQ выше 125. Сколько животных вы видите на картинке?

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1 Oct 2026, 07:59 UTC≈5,180 views78 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Photo

Настой крапивы — природная поддержка крови 📗 Крапиву недооценивают, а зря. 🌱 Рецепт: 1 ст. л. крапивы на стакан кипятка, настоять 20 минут. ✅ Помогает при анемии ✅ Содержит железо ✅ Улучшает общее состояние ✅ Поддерживает иммунитет Пенсионеры Онлайн

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1 Oct 2026, 04:23 UTC≈5,540 views231 reactionsread 2 October 2026
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"Классики"- забытая игра детства! «Классики» - это еще и тренировка хорошей координации движений и прекрасная нагрузка на ноги. А вы играли в классики? Пенсионеры Онлайн

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30 Sept 2026, 17:59 UTC≈6,070 views103 reactionsread 2 October 2026
Video

Печень в сметане🥰👍 ⠀ Ингредиенты: -Печень куриная -500 г -Мука -4 ст.л -Копченая паприка -2 ч.л -Сухой базилик -1 ч.л -Соль, перец -Лук 1- шт -Сметана -3 ст.л -Сухой чеснок ⠀ Понравился рецепт? Оставь реакцию 👍 Пенсионеры Онлайн

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30 Sept 2026, 11:59 UTC≈6,370 views66 reactionsread 2 October 2026
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Специи для вашего здоровья ✔️ ⠀ ▫️Кардамон – стимулирует работу мозга, помогает от усталости, депрессии и даже усиливает потенцию. ▫️Мускатный орех – добавление этой специи в блюда прекрасно тонизирует и снимает усталость. ⠀ ▫️Гвоздика – полезна пожилым людям, она помогает бороться с атеросклерозом и улучшает память. ⠀ ▫️Шафран – в небольших дозах помогает пищеварению, укрепляет желудок. ⠀ ▫️Корица – укрепляет желуд…

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30 Sept 2026, 11:00 UTC≈6,150 views4 reactionsread 2 October 2026
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‼️ Рисунки художников с психическим расстройством шокировали мир своим смыслом. Специально для вас мы собрали эти изображения на канале open your eyes. Подписывайся и смотри, что они рисуют 🔥

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Showing the 12 most recent of 245 posts we hold for @pensioneryonline. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@pensioneryonline edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
11 September 2026
Most recent edit
11 September 2026

Mentions

Named by 26 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Церебра | Наука и Факты
@cerebra_education · 231,166
5 posts
Гусь ГаГарик | Юмор
@gusgagarik · 334,036
5 posts
Поздравления и открытки
@Pozdravlenie · 107,234
5 posts
Кот Шрёдингера | Наука и Факты
@SchroodingerCat · 329,860
5 posts
Современная Хозяйка | Лайфхаки
@sovr_hozyaika · 484,899
5 posts
Секреты здоровья
@zdorovex · 181,133
5 posts
ПП Рецепты | Быстро и Вкусно
@author_recipes · 343,243
4 posts
Хитрая Хозяйка
@hostes_hoz · 81,957
4 posts
Новости Шоу-Бизнеса
@novostishowbiz · 164,068
4 posts
Полезные советы
@poleznoe_sow · 132,569
4 posts
Наука дня | Факты
@sciensday · 57,561
3 posts
Animal Planet
@animal_planeta · 117,583
2 posts
Дачный ответ
@dachaa_ogorod · 109,516
2 posts
Маленькие хитрости | Лайфхаки
@lifehackich · 154,760
2 posts
Домовенок | Лайфхаки
@lifehacks_house1 · 80,811
2 posts
Мир Фактов
@MirFacto · 140,692
2 posts
Открытки и Поздравления
@pozdravleniya_otkrytky · 76,050
2 posts
Простые Рецепты
@prostoy_retsept · 581,949
2 posts
ШОУ-Biz | Новости
@showbiz_live24 · 65,873
2 posts
telo_pro1
@telo_pro1 · 1
2 posts
pitanie_sport24
@pitanie_sport24 · 3
1 post
Твоя открытка
@tvoya_otkrytka_pozdravleniya · 97,687
1 post
Это интересно!
@very_interesno · 172,412
1 post
Я худею | ПП Рецепты
@ya_hudeu1 · 193,996
1 post

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

Шальная аристократка
@zhenskii_yumor · 45,779
#1
Житейская психология
@psy_female · 55,781
#2
Полезные советы | Лайфхаки
@lifehachruse · 17,265
#3
Календарные праздники
@kalendari_prazdniki · 23,579
#4
Будем здоровы
@bzdorov · 440,758
#5
Хозяюшка
@hoz_dom · 3,042
#6
МОЛОДОСТЬ ЛИЦА
@facemassagelessons · 30,382
#7
✨Знаки судьбы✨
@o_znakah · 48,449
#8
Совершенный организм
@sov_org · 87,359
#9
Основы жизни
@life_osnov · 101,614
#10
Хитрая Хозяйка
@hostes_hoz · 81,957
#11
Будем здоровы
@ihnthtcyj · 30,376
#12
Здоровеем
@prgtips_tg · 2,333
#13
Моя дача. Сад и огород
@dacha_my · 284,502
#14
Секреты травника 🧙‍♂️ Лечение травами, секреты здоровья и долголетия, народная медицина, ЗОЖ
@sekretrav · 21,797
#15
Как бабушка лечила/Народная медицина 🕊️
@kakbabushka · 9,028
#16
ПСИХОЛОГИЯ ЗДОРОВЬЯ
@psihzdorov · 3,883
#17
😍 Живые картинки 😍 Открытки
@live_pictures · 15,212
#18
Новости Шоу-Бизнеса
@novostishowbiz · 164,068
#19
Потребитель.Уз
@potrebitel_uz · 38,661
#20
Медицинский юмор
@med_humor · 92,337
#21
Эзотерика | Психология жизни
@ezoterika_female · 53,403
#22
Простые Рецепты
@prostoy_retsept · 581,949
#23
Колонка скептика🤦🙄🤷🏻‍♂️
@skeptikbek · 6,763
#24
Подслушано Знаменитости
@overhearstar · 43,150
#25
Comrade_Aziz
@aziz_comrade · 4,239
#26
Ложка - Рецепты
@retsepty4 · 84,483
#27
Поздравления с Днём Рождения
@youbirthday · 46,159
#28
🎀 Между нами, девочками | Психология 💕
@mezdunami_devochkami · 55,036
#29
Дача, сад и огород
@dacha_like · 30,139
#30
Психология отношений
@Psychologs · 209,871
#31
Женское настроение
@jenskoenastroenie · 8,466
#32
ПОЗДРАВОК ОТКРЫТКИ С ПРАЗДНИКОМ
@pozdravleniya_otkrytki_1 · 8,979 (as read 20 August 2026)
#33
Коммуналка❗️ 🏠 КАНАЛ ‼️
@komoffuz · 3,973
#34
НЕЖНОСТЬ
@lait_nejnost · 5,619
#35
Психолог Елена Водяева
@elenamironenkopsy · 7,265
#36
Книга Знаний
@book_know · 72,035
#37
Поздравления и открытки с днём рождения и праздником
@pozdravdruga · 30,277
#38
Психология мыслей и отношений🫶
@psymisl · 11
#39
Интересное рядом 😍
@interesnoznatj · 1,105
#40
MotiVibes | Психология
@motivibesmsk · 1,635
#41
ПСИХОЛОГИЯ СО СМЫСЛОМ
@so_smislomtg · 62,173
#42
Твоя Эзотерика
@your_ezoteric · 15,792
#43
❤ ТЕПЛО В ДУШЕ
@teploVduhe · 21,799
#44
Кучерявые мысли Хрипко́вой Марии
@curlybrain · 6,478
#45
Остров счастья
@ostrovv_happy · 13,129
#46
Новости Москвы
@moskva_gorod1 · 2,139
#47
«Путешествия на диване»
@travel_enjoy_club · 2,196
#48
МУДРОСТЬ 📚
@Citaty_M · 167,597
#49
Мысли вслух
@vsegomoimisli · 2,073
#50
Женский юмор
@zhenskie_shutki · 79,267
#51
Одесский дворик
@odessadvorik · 250,057
#52
Поздравительные открытки
@pozdrav_s_prazdnikom · 37,178
#53
Цитаты жизни
@Citaty_zhizni · 67,138
#54
Дмитрий Маликов |Fan page|
@dmitry_malikov_fan · 665
#55
Гороскоп на сегодня 💜
@horoseveryday · 664
#56
Дагестанские Москвичи
@DagestanMoscow · 20,457
#57
Сарказм по-женски 💋 Женский юмор
@sarkazme · 60,311
#58
Top Fist
@t0pfist · 1,202
#59
Восточный календарь
@eastern_calendar · 5,448
#60
Какой сегодня праздник - календарь событий именины день ангела церковный праздничные дни вчера завтра погода выходных приметы
@kalendar_prazdnikov · 13,388
#61

Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 20 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Шальная аристократка
@zhenskii_yumor · 45,779
Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 27 August 2026
Будем здоровы
@ihnthtcyj · 30,376
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 7 September 2026
Ложка - Рецепты
@retsepty4 · 84,483
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 18 August 2026
Дача, сад и огород
@dacha_like · 30,139
Telegram ranks this channel #31 of 60 here — alongside 59 others — read 7 September 2026

This channel appears in 4 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Пенсионеры Онлайн” (@pensioneryonline), 71,166 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pensioneryonline.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.