Тибаретка же ж. https://t.me/niemandswasser/56610

Channel
Ortega Z 🇷🇺
@niemandswasser
On this record: Previous handles · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
8,944subscribers
-9 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001069707522 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @niemandswasser |
| Created | 5 September 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/niemandswasser |
Previous handles
Recorded in 2019 as “Ortega” — the title held for this same channel (matched by Telegram id, not by handle) in the Pushshift Telegram Dataset, a third-party archive captured in 2019-2020, years before this register made its own first observation. CC BY 4.0, Baumgartner, Zannettou, Squire & Blackburn (2020), Zenodo. A third party’s dated snapshot, not a measurement this register made itself.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 08:46 | 8,944 | -2 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 03:05 | 8,946 | -8 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 14:07 | 8,954 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:52 | 8,953 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 22:18 | 8,953 | first reading |
Engagement
45 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 15 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 43.8%
- avg views ÷ 8,944 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 3,910
- 45 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 45
- of 45 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 45 (1 August 2026 – 14 August 2026) |
| Views total | 176,089 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 15 Aug 2026, 16:26 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 7m 27s
- Average length
- 2m 29s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
Сратостат, статосрат или все-таки дирижопль? https://t.me/galulala/7943
Трансформеры опять замучили ребенка https://thepostmillennial.com/father-of-ohio-7-year-old-tortured-murdered-by-mom-and-trans-lovers-is-also-trans-goes-by-tara-jane?utm_campaign=64483
РОГАМИ ПОСТУЧИ https://t.me/bbbreaking/235662
Напомню, что люди продолжают бесконечно без суда сидеть в СИЗО за повешенный на двери РКН замок. https://t.me/adirect/31043
Моя подруга Жасмин продолжает помогать Дагестану и многострадальной Мамедкале. Ибрагим и Сафият Таривердиевы прожили здесь всю жизнь, подняли сыновей и воспитывают внуков. В апреле наводнение полностью уничтожило их дом. А благодаря Жасмин уже к концу лета будет готов новый — на всю большую семью. Уже куплено 9 квартир для пострадавших, строятся 8 домов. Ежемесячно оплачивается аренда для 17 семей. Красавица.
В Латвии забыли купить боеприпасы к уже закупленным противодронным системам, рассказал премьер-министр страны Андрис Кулбергс. Зато не забыли доебаться до театра М.Чехова на предмет вывески на русском языке
Украинские инструкторы готовят террористов в Мали при поддержке Парижа, выяснил RT. Подробности: 🟩вербовкой и транзитом боевиков занимаются местные филиалы террористических организаций ИГИЛ* и «Аль-Каида»*. В 2025 году они оформили фирму на юге Ливии и оплачивали боевикам проезд тем же маршрутом, через который идёт контрабанда оружия; 🟩после идеологической обработки боевики либо примыкают к «Аль-Каиде», либо вступ…
В этот день я снова и снова ставлю этот текст: https://iz.ru/news/555375
Жила-была бабушка на краю местечка. Захотелось бабушке искупаться в речке. Бабка хитрая была - купила пуд мочала. Наша песня без конца, начинай сначала.
Сервис "Шедеврум" от "Яндекса" на запрос нарисовать русскую семью в виде родителей выдаёт однополых извращенцев. А нарисовать государственный флаг России вообще не может: "не знает" его цвета и их порядок. Жалуется Константин Малофеев. Дорогой товарищ Малофеев, ну уж Вам ли не знать что среднестатистическая российская семья - именно что однополая: матушка и бабушка. Зачастую, и матушка, и бабушка в некотором смысл…
Я наверное дурак и не понимаю. Но я действительно не понимаю. Есть депутат. Есть труп неполовозрелого ребенка. Есть газ, которым депутат этого ребенка накачал [зачем же зачем], но не сумел, если вообще пытался, откачать обратно. Мысль вызывать «Скорую» депутатскую голову почему-то [почему же почему] не озарила. А мертвое тело «от испуга» закопал у себя на заднем дворе [ради интереса запросите в Яндексе трупы+з…
Showing the 12 most recent of 45 posts we hold for @niemandswasser. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 65,405 of 1,481,502entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
@EDikiy · 1,1712 postsОтряд 22: ZOV
@squad22_game · 1,2822 postsPolit Talk
@talk_polit · 1832 postsСторонний наблюдатель
@beobahter · 11 postlaroza
@Iaroza · 11 postИРИЖ(институт разработки идеальной жертвы)
@Irizh · 711 postКМГГ Inc.
@kmgginc · 1311 postЛенинский прищур
@octoberserk · 281 postПетуха спросить забыли
@rooster_speaks · 181 postСеклетинья П.
@sekletinia · 31 postZERGULIO
@SergeyKolyasnikov · 445,5051 postст. Баррикадная
@stbarrikadnaya · 221 postI have a dream
@TheWAGMI · 91 postХроника третьей мировой
@thirdwarchronic · 561 postTrade Talk
@trade_talk_tech · 5,5081 post
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
@malzoffsgallery · 30,7186 postsСамойлов
@oversized_shirts · 11,1912 postsНа берегу Цифрового Вавилона
@digitalbabilon · 221 postКак я поехал на войну. Платон Маматов.
@diomeddog · 54,3301 postДорогая Хурма
@expensive_hurma · 151,9771 postFYTW
@fuckyouthatswhy · 24,2701 postИрина Галушко
@galulala · 3,8091 postRuGG. Скандалы, игры, повесточка
@ggscg_tg · 13,0231 postМышь в овощном
@kbrvdvkr · 80,8951 postМаргарита Симоньян
@margaritasimonyan · 515,4251 postМедиатехнолог
@mediatech · 107,2341 postобо всякое
@obovsyakoe · 1,3151 postРадио Лекух
@radlekukh · 15,3131 postУсы Вилли Токарева
@usywilly · 10,7821 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 25 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
@docpro · 141,56518 postsРаньше всех. Ну почти.
@bbbreaking · 1,972,1826 postsЖурналистика
@dddjournalism · 130,9066 postsРадио Лекух
@radlekukh · 15,3135 postsКолезев ☮️
@kolezev · 59,8133 postsReadovka
@readovkanews · 2,011,2312 postsОтряд 22: ZOV
@squad22_game · 1,2822 postsTelegram - врачам!
@telegadoctor · 762 posts9 утра | Новости и анонсы
@v9utra · 74,6102 postsBaksicheva🖤
@baksicheva · 7031 postКриптополитика
@Cryptopolitics · 51 postфрэнч диспэтч
@frdispatch · 891 postГОССЛУГА 🇷🇺 Z
@gossluga · 3,8991 postlaroza
@Iaroza · 11 postЦЕХ 77
@inter_manufactory_77 · 7501 postКот Х.П.
@Kothueplet · 19,9961 postМихаил Аксель
@mihailaksel · 4,3161 postНовости Москвы
@moscowmap · 2,718,4071 postИнфо шум
@noiseboom · 11 postПартайгеноссе Z
@parteigenosse_z · 281 postФилолог в засаде
@philologist_zov · 59,9891 postСиги Лаврова
@sigilavrova · 271 postТени Телеграм
@teniTG · 751 postВАРИАНТ
@variantnews · 133,3241 post
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
@fuckyouthatswhy · 24,2701 postИГРОПРОМ
@igroprom · 4,7021 postИрина Волк
@IrinaVolk_MVD · 52,2651 postFantastic Plastic Machine
@Ivorytowers · 16,5571 postКристина Потупчик
@krispotupchik · 151,4151 postMash
@mash · 3,111,0491 postобо всякое
@obovsyakoe · 1,3151 postКультурная волна. Гранты ПФКИ
@pfci_grants · 20,5821 postСоколов-Митрич
@smitrich · 5,0921 post
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 2
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 2
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@niemandswasser named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 2 posts, 8 August 2026 – 9 August 2026
named in 2 posts, 8 August 2026 – 9 August 2026
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@mysly · 168,428
Telegram ranks this channel #67 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 13 August 2026
@docpro · 141,565
Telegram ranks this channel #71 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 13 August 2026
@go338 · 144,260
Telegram ranks this channel #83 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 13 August 2026
@explaining · 106,265
Telegram ranks this channel #86 of 100 here — alongside 99 others — read 15 August 2026
This channel appears in 4 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Ortega Z 🇷🇺” (@niemandswasser), 8,944 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/niemandswasser.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.