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Military Humor

@military_humor

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4,764subscribers

+25 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001019736445
TypeChannel
Username@military_humor
CreatedBetween 1 December 2015 and 31 March 2016 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/military_humor

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 42% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4,6834,8064,744.55 August 2026 — 4,739 subscribers6 August 2026 — 4,738 subscribers6 August 2026 — 4,738 subscribers9 August 2026 — 4,720 subscribers11 August 2026 — 4,712 subscribers15 August 2026 — 4,705 subscribers17 August 2026 — 4,697 subscribers21 August 2026 — 4,702 subscribers24 August 2026 — 4,693 subscribers28 August 2026 — 4,696 subscribers30 August 2026 — 4,689 subscribers2 September 2026 — 4,683 subscribers6 September 2026 — 4,806 subscribers11 September 2026 — 4,788 subscribers14 September 2026 — 4,773 subscribers19 September 2026 — 4,764 subscribers4,7645 August 202619 September 2026
16 measurements spanning 45 days, net +25. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 4,665–4,824 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 12:164,764-9
14 Sept 2026, 22:584,773-15
11 Sept 2026, 07:384,788-18
6 Sept 2026, 18:014,806+123
2 Sept 2026, 13:264,683-6
30 Aug 2026, 21:024,689-7
28 Aug 2026, 01:544,696+3
24 Aug 2026, 15:294,693-9
21 Aug 2026, 05:524,702+5
17 Aug 2026, 19:184,697-8
15 Aug 2026, 00:244,705-7
11 Aug 2026, 20:534,712-8
9 Aug 2026, 01:114,720-18
6 Aug 2026, 03:514,738no change
6 Aug 2026, 03:104,738-1
5 Aug 2026, 21:184,739first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 5 October 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 7 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
7m 57s
Average length
1m 00s

Measured directly from 8 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

668 reactions across 19 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣21031.4%
17426.0%
😁16925.3%
👍507.49%
💔345.09%
👎101.50%
😢81.20%
🤡81.20%
😐40.599%
😍10.15%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 668 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 5 October 2025 to 3 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Jul 2026, 17:56 UTC894 views14 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

📸 قاب‌های ماندگار این روز را تو بساز؛ دنیا باید این حضور را ببیند! مراسم وداع با رهبر شهید، صحنه خلق تصاویری است که آیندگان به آن چشم خواهند دوخت. دنیا باید قاب‌های باشکوه این حضور را ببیند و این کار، بدون همت و نگاه بینای شما ممکن نیست. ✊🌿 دوربینت را روشن کن و روایتگر این حماسه باش. از شلوغی‌ها، اشک‌ها، همدلی‌ها و قدم‌های استوار مردم فیلم بگیر و آن را ماندگار کن. 🎞️ 📤 تصاویر ناب و فایل ویدئوهای خود را به آیدی زیر

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Signed -Zhra

7 Jun 2026, 16:49 UTC≈1,440 views43 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @mustbecontroversial

آمریکای خارج رو ۲-۷ شکست دادیم پس از صعود از آمریکای داخل ۱-۳ عقبیم سیدعلی چی کشیدی از دست این جانورها

💔30👍64🤡3

Signed -Zhra

26 Feb 2026, 13:27 UTC≈2,130 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026

https://t.me/addlist/zS-4-alf1QRlM2I0

👍53

5 Feb 2026, 13:41 UTC≈3,240 views9 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

⭕️ قابل توجه آیفون دار ها و اندروید ها کانفیگ های v2ray به شدت به باتری گوشی آسیب میزنه پس حدالامکان از اشتراک های open vpn استفاده کنید ◀️ جهت خرید اشتراک open vpn 👇 ✅ @almasvpn_bot ◀️ همچنین جهت خرید اشتراک v2ray هم میتونید از اینجا بخرید 👇 ✅ @V2ray_almasbot

👎4👍32

Signed -Zhra

21 Dec 2025, 17:34 UTC≈4,010 views83 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

شهدا را یاد کنیم شب یلدا مبارک🍉 @military_humor

79🤡3💔1

25 Nov 2025, 16:09 UTC≈24,700 views31 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

سلام به همه نمیدونم چند درصد از اعضای کانال و طی چند وقت بنده و با کانال میلیتاری هیومر آشنا هستین اونایی که قبلا با کانال آشنا هستن قاعدتا میدونن که بنده معلم هستم و تو مناطق محروم تدریس میکنم امسال چندباری مسئله نبود امکانات با اداره مطرح کردیم و به جایی نرسیدیم آخر سر مجبور شدم از شما عزیزان درخواست کمک کنم این یک تبلیغ نیست و یک درخواست واقعی از سوی ادمین کاناله هرکس در هر توانی که تونست، اکه کمک کنه ممنون می

31

16 Nov 2025, 08:04 UTC≈3,980 views55 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

خبر شوکه‌کننده در صنعت ساختمان کشور در شمال‌غرب تهران، شاخص‌ترین پروژه مسکونی کشور به سفارش فرماندهی کل انتظامی ج.ا.ا با حضور مقامات ارشد لشکری‌و‌کشوری افتتاح شد 🔹این پروژه عظیم، با رکوردی بی‌سابقه در ایران شامل ۱۵۰۰ واحد مسکونی در قالب ۱۹ برج و مجموعاً ۱۹۰ طبقه است که تنها در مدت ۱۹۰ روز احداث شده است 🔹این شهرک نخستین مجموعه مسکونی در کشور با ضمانت دوساله و‌خدمات ده ساله پس از ساخت به‌شمار می‌رود که به فناوری‌های ن

37👍9😐4👎3🤣2

Signed -Zhra

15 Oct 2025, 06:44 UTC≈3,440 views10 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

درمان قطعی ریزش مو طی هشت روز کشف شرکت دانش بنیان ایرانی در آنتن زنده شبکه ســـه ســیــمــا!!😳😳 ویدیو داخل لینک را حتما مشاهده کنید تا با تاثیرات عجیب این روش درمانی آشنا شوید 👨‍⚕👨🏻✨🩺 بـیـش از ۳۰هـــزار خـانم و آقـا از این روش معجزه‌_آسا نتیجـه گرفتن 😍 روی لینک زیر کلیک کنید😃👇 https://www.20landing.com/214/2179 https://www.20landing.com/214/2179

🤣6👎21🤡1

Signed -Zhra

13 Oct 2025, 05:23 UTC≈3,270 views56 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

داداش اسم رو ترجمه نمیکنن😁😁😁😁 @military_humor

🤣51😁32

11 Oct 2025, 20:13 UTC≈3,310 views45 reactionsread 12 August 2026

افغانستان: با نیروهای یک بار مصرف خود دمار از روزگار پاکستان در می‌آوریم @military_humor

😁44😢1

11 Oct 2025, 20:12 UTC≈3,070 views33 reactionsread 12 August 2026

عربستان که به تازگی با پاکستان قراداد دفاع متقابل امضا کرده است، از پاکستان و افغانستان درخواست خویشتن داری کرد وزیر دفاع عربستان طی تماس تلفنی با همتای پاکستانی گفت: «حیوان ما یه شکری خوردیم باهات قرارداد بستیم تو چرا فوری میری با بر و بچه‌های اسامه شر درست میکنی؟!» @military_humor

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11 Oct 2025, 15:48 UTC≈2,860 views59 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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جلو اف ۱۶ و اف ۱۵ هیچی.. اما از اینکه انتظار داشتی جلو اف ۳۵ هم بتونه کاری بکنه رو خیلی دوست داشتم😂 @military_humor

😁55💔31

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @military_humor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 9 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

دانشنامه دفاعی | اخبار جنگ
@armyir · 30,965
Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 4 September 2026
🇮🇷Defenders Plus+
@defenders_plus · 29,844
Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 8 September 2026
تجهیزات نظامی
@tajhizat_nezami2017 · 24,039
Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 16 September 2026
🚀🇮🇷سلاح مدیا🇮🇷✈️
@Selahmedia · 28,479
Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 9 September 2026
MILITA CAMP
@Milita_Camp · 22,986
Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 19 September 2026
Red Lion Corps
@RedLionCorps · 24,883
Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 15 September 2026
حکمت کارت اِتکا | حقوق و معیشت
@akhbar_hoghogh · 26,428
Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 12 September 2026
Partisan / پارتیزان
@partisan2015 · 62,831
Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 21 August 2026
💫به سوی ملکوت💫
@sooyemalakout · 26,950
Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 11 September 2026
GENERAL
@General_persiian · 34,327
Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 3 September 2026
Military Fact | میلیتاری فکت
@military_factt · 22,295
Telegram ranks this channel #25 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 21 September 2026
اخبار تازه
@Akhbare_tazeh · 27,664
Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 10 September 2026
رسانه ارتش جمهوری اسلامی ایران " آجامدیا"
@aja_media · 28,715
Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 9 September 2026
جواد موگویی|حرف بی‌حساب
@javadmogoei · 35,536
Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 2 September 2026
⚔ Iranian Militarism ⚔
@Iranian_Militarism · 69,144
Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 20 August 2026
🇮🇷Defender IRAN🇮🇷
@irDefender · 109,251
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 22 August 2026
Exciton Computer Missile Program
@Exciton_missile_program · 31,121
Telegram ranks this channel #31 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 6 September 2026
ایران من، امید و آگاهی
@Iran_Omid_va_Agahi · 21,617
Telegram ranks this channel #33 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 23 September 2026
حقوق کارکنان کشوری و لشکری
@hoghogh_20 · 39,639
Telegram ranks this channel #33 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 30 August 2026
Minas Tirith
@Minas_Tirith2024 · 42,681
Telegram ranks this channel #33 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 29 August 2026
اخبار جهادی (اخبار جنگ)
@akhbarjahadi · 61,662
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 24 August 2026
🇮🇷وقایع الاتفاقیه نظامی🇮🇷
@defence_news · 49,740
Telegram ranks this channel #37 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 25 August 2026
دانشگاه افسری پلیس 🇮🇷
@daneshgaheafsari_Amin2020 · 30,660
Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 7 September 2026
(تحلیل نظامی و اخبار جنگ) MilitaryToday.IR
@MILITARYTODAYIR · 23,108
Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 19 September 2026

This channel appears in 43 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Military Humor” (@military_humor), 4,764 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/military_humor.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.