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техники дыхания пяткой

@dyhaniepyatkoi

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7,995subscribers

+389 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002188794912
TypeChannel
Username@dyhaniepyatkoi
CreatedBetween 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/dyhaniepyatkoi

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 58% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,5887,9957,791.57 August 2026 — 7,606 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,605 subscribers11 August 2026 — 7,588 subscribers14 August 2026 — 7,666 subscribers17 August 2026 — 7,694 subscribers20 August 2026 — 7,890 subscribers24 August 2026 — 7,894 subscribers26 August 2026 — 7,870 subscribers29 August 2026 — 7,848 subscribers1 September 2026 — 7,817 subscribers6 September 2026 — 7,790 subscribers11 September 2026 — 7,880 subscribers14 September 2026 — 7,990 subscribers18 September 2026 — 7,995 subscribers7 August 202618 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 42 days, net +389. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,527–8,056 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 18:007,995+5
14 Sept 2026, 08:597,990+110
11 Sept 2026, 03:177,880+90
6 Sept 2026, 09:597,790-27
1 Sept 2026, 22:047,817-31
29 Aug 2026, 16:277,848-22
26 Aug 2026, 22:027,870-24
24 Aug 2026, 00:137,894+4
20 Aug 2026, 13:147,890+196
17 Aug 2026, 13:487,694+28
14 Aug 2026, 07:287,666+78
11 Aug 2026, 08:027,588-17
7 Aug 2026, 21:277,605-1
7 Aug 2026, 13:477,606first reading

Engagement

31 posts held, back to 9 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 20 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
18.8%
avg views ÷ 7,995 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,510
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
16.3%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 31 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held31 (9 July 202628 August 2026)
Views total4,520
Reactions total737
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 20:15 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

8,628 reactions across 31 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣3,00334.8%
😁2,97634.5%
🔥6157.13%
5886.82%
❤‍🔥3353.88%
💯2382.76%
👏2052.38%
👍1511.75%
custom 53685562964736903221441.67%
custom 52765055523634702291011.17%
🤪490.568%
😍430.498%
🤝360.417%
🤩300.348%
🤗200.232%
🙈180.209%
🙏160.185%
🍾140.162%
🕊110.127%
😈100.116%
4 further kinds250.29%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 31 of the 31 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,628 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 31 most recent posts we hold, published 9 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
194
across the posts below
Posts paid on
30
of 31 we hold a reading for · 97%
Most on one post
12
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @dyhaniepyatkoi. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 31 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 9 July 2026 to 28 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 10:14 UTC930 views61 reactions6 Starsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Бантики, белый верх, чёрный низ, до боли затянутые косички, мальчик тужится, несёт первоклассницу, играет гимн, мамы умиляются. Как я по всему этому скучаю? Никак. Я до сих пор помню, как папа утром первого сентября с выпученными глазами бежал на рынок с криком: ЗАБЫЛИ! А потом шипел маме в трубку, что у бабы Вали закончились георгины и теперь надо срочно бежать к бабе Свете. Праздник начинался нервно. Хорошая но

❤‍🔥26🔥14👏6😁5😍32👍1💘1

27 Aug 2026, 15:14 UTC≈1,430 views296 reactions3 Starsread 28 August 2026

Когда мы отдыхали с опятами, они изъявили непреодолимое желание отправиться в аквапарк. В аквапарке выяснилось, что на горки лезть должны абсолютно все. Не пощадили никого, даже подающих надежды блогеров. Опята долго выбирали для меня горку, совещались, спорили и наконец показали пальцем на самую дикую. Уж не избавиться ли от меня решили, подумала я. Горка была устроена по принципу туалетного сливного бачка — и вн

🤣202😁49🔥17💯11❤‍🔥6custom 527650555236347022943👏1

25 Aug 2026, 06:08 UTC≈2,160 views380 reactions6 Starsread 28 August 2026

Приехала я, значит, к родителям на дачу за кокошкой. Я называю это погружением в воронежское детство. Кто помоложе называет это дауншифтингом. Это когда ты намеренно переезжаешь туда, где жизнь дешевле, и внезапно обнаруживаешь, что стал богаче. Я призадумалась. Ну а что? Идея-то неплохая. Меня кормят, поят. Кокошка тоже на самообеспечении — пережрала всех пауков в доме. Деньги на сессиях зарабатываются, а на озо

😁231🤣73🔥30❤‍🔥1410custom 527650555236347022910👍6👏3

24 Aug 2026, 11:18 UTC≈2,470 views52 reactions3 Starsread 28 August 2026

А Даша классно написала о том, что происходит, когда перестаёшь слышать сообщения от самого близкого человека в жизни — себя. Почитайте.

23💯10😁7👍4👏3🤗1🤝1🤣1

24 Aug 2026, 08:01 UTC≈2,570 views314 reactions4 Starsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Ася, 32 годика. Собрала из наклеек историю. Дракоша передаёт крабу сообщение. А краб нихера не понимает по-драконьи. Он же краб! Вывод: ключевая проблема коммуникации заключается в кодировании и декодировании информации субъектами с разным культурным и поведенческим бэкграундом. Иными словами: вы можете говорить на русском оба — и всё равно один из вас краб. Поэтому задавать много вопросов, чтобы понять друг дру

🔥163😁65🤣22💯18❤‍🔥13👏10custom 527650555236347022910😍6

22 Aug 2026, 07:40 UTC≈2,790 views323 reactions5 Starsread 28 August 2026

Ключевые экзистенциальные проблемы человека — это вопросы свободы, одиночества, смерти и нахера нам столько помидоров. Человечество пока не придумало, как ответить на них. Особенно застопорилось на последнем. — Абаканский, черри, бычье сердце, Кенигсберг… — Куда нам столько? — Ты давай вопросы не задавай. Сажай. Два месяца спустя. — Ужас, как много помидоров в этом году. Куда их теперь девать. Возьми ты с собой

😁168🤣10418👏10🔥7😈6❤‍🔥3custom 52765055523634702293

21 Aug 2026, 10:34 UTC≈2,670 views89 reactions4 Starsread 28 August 2026

Сделать первый шаг в сторону нового — страшно, больно и непредсказуемо. А дурацкий психолог рядом бубнит: — Господи, просто сделай. Ну микрошаг. Ну разочек. Ну давай. Наткнулась на классный гайд о том, как этот самый первый шаг всё-таки сделать. Сохраняйте.

51🔥12👍8👏6🤩4😍2custom 52765055523634702292💯1

21 Aug 2026, 07:15 UTC≈2,770 views345 reactions6 Starsread 28 August 2026

Немного солнца, немного слез, немного моря и наш отпуск наконец, прости господи закончился! А вы думали, как оно — с подростками отдыхать? Грузия и тбилисский аэропорт говорили: — Отдохнули, гости дорогие. Пора и честь знать. Улетайте. Родина и аэропорт Внуково отвечали: — А мы вас не ждём. Рейс перенесён как минимум до завтра. Эта небольшая геополитическая несостыковочка всколыхнула в нашем микроколлективе трев

❤‍🔥150😁106👏28custom 536855629647369032217🔥13🤣12custom 52765055523634702299🙏4

19 Aug 2026, 07:54 UTC≈2,710 views342 reactions6 Starsread 28 August 2026

Мы стараемся мотивировать детей за границей тренировать английский. В лучших традициях осознанного родительства: не закажешь сам себе еду — будешь голодный. Шах и мат, дорогие дети. Проводим инструктаж. — Давай, повтори: two french fries, please. — Two french fries. — Please, Макс. — Please. — А теперь вместе: two french fries, please. — Two french fries, please. — Запомнил? — Запомнил. Отправляем за добы

😁191🤣90💯25custom 536855629647369032211👏10🔥7😍3custom 52765055523634702292

17 Aug 2026, 10:55 UTC≈3,340 views285 reactions5 Starsread 28 August 2026

Грузины думали-думали и придумали перекопать главную улицу города посреди лета. Всё бы ничего. И бизнесы бы ничего — местные кафешки, к которым теперь можно подобраться разве что на вертолёте. И с туристами хер бы с ними — ну не увидят половину города, ну не потратят лишние пять тыщ в Zara. Переживём. Но страдают даже местные. Любой маршрут на машине превратился в квест, а парковка — в отдельную дисциплину грузи

🤣201custom 53685562964736903223019😁12🔥10👏6💯3🤗1

16 Aug 2026, 12:27 UTC≈3,410 views203 reactions5 Starsread 28 August 2026
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А у некоторых — всегда дождь 🫠

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14 Aug 2026, 08:14 UTC≈3,700 views139 reactions5 Starsread 28 August 2026
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В секретном чате мы регулярно горюем о судьбе ТГ в России и ищем запасные аэродромы для неприкаянных талантов. Аэродромы, естественно, находятся в соседних социальных сетях, в том числе запрещённых. А там главный формат — видео. Уже долго звучит примерно один и тот же разговор. — Я посажу рядом собаку и буду снимать видео с ней, — говорит одна известная блогерка. — А я стану бьюти-инфлюенсером, прости господи. Те

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Showing the 12 most recent of 31 posts we hold for @dyhaniepyatkoi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Posts edited after publishing

@dyhaniepyatkoi edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
28 August 2026
Most recent edit
28 August 2026

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Самородов Про АвтоБизнес
@protradein · 34,009
Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 3 September 2026
Демидов сейчас
@justdemidovit · 43,579
Telegram ranks this channel #74 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 6 September 2026
Телеграмма от Максима Юрина
@yumaks · 42,473
Telegram ranks this channel #92 of 99 here — alongside 98 others — read 29 August 2026

This channel appears in 3 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“техники дыхания пяткой” (@dyhaniepyatkoi), 7,995 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/dyhaniepyatkoi.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.