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Йони | лингам массаж | йони хилинг

@yoni_lingam_massage

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

6,355subscribers

+274 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001943825284
TypeChannel
Username@yoni_lingam_massage
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 November 2026
Measurements held25
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 7 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/yoni_lingam_massage

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 77% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

6,0696,5616,3157 August 2026 — 6,081 subscribers8 August 2026 — 6,079 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,086 subscribers14 August 2026 — 6,075 subscribers17 August 2026 — 6,069 subscribers20 August 2026 — 6,316 subscribers23 August 2026 — 6,334 subscribers27 August 2026 — 6,320 subscribers30 August 2026 — 6,297 subscribers2 September 2026 — 6,283 subscribers7 September 2026 — 6,449 subscribers11 September 2026 — 6,561 subscribers15 September 2026 — 6,536 subscribers25 September 2026 — 6,461 subscribers5 October 2026 — 6,393 subscribers11 October 2026 — 6,464 subscribers14 October 2026 — 6,492 subscribers17 October 2026 — 6,474 subscribers20 October 2026 — 6,453 subscribers23 October 2026 — 6,439 subscribers25 October 2026 — 6,420 subscribers29 October 2026 — 6,411 subscribers1 November 2026 — 6,393 subscribers4 November 2026 — 6,370 subscribers7 November 2026 — 6,355 subscribers6,3557 August 20267 November 2026
25 measurements spanning 92 days, net +274. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,995–6,635 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 25
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Nov 2026, 12:196,355-15
4 Nov 2026, 10:416,370-23
1 Nov 2026, 02:516,393-18
29 Oct 2026, 01:596,411-9
25 Oct 2026, 16:256,420-19
23 Oct 2026, 00:216,439-14
20 Oct 2026, 00:286,453-21
17 Oct 2026, 04:476,474-18
14 Oct 2026, 12:196,492+28
11 Oct 2026, 04:576,464+71
5 Oct 2026, 01:576,393-68
25 Sept 2026, 20:556,461-75
15 Sept 2026, 03:206,536-25
11 Sept 2026, 22:426,561+112
7 Sept 2026, 15:226,449+166
2 Sept 2026, 15:436,283-14
30 Aug 2026, 09:256,297-23
27 Aug 2026, 05:156,320-14
23 Aug 2026, 23:126,334+18
20 Aug 2026, 12:146,316first reading

Engagement

45 posts held, back to 5 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 14 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
7.53%
avg views ÷ 6,355 subscribers
Avg views / post
479
5 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.21%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
5
of 45 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 November 2026
Posts held45 (5 June 2026 – 5 November 2026)
Views total2,393
Reactions total29
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Nov 2026, 13:06 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
53s
Average length
53s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

399 reactions across 43 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤23258.1%
🔥9022.6%
👍184.51%
🥰153.76%
❤‍🔥123.01%
👏102.51%
🍓61.50%
🍌30.752%
🎉30.752%
😁30.752%
💋20.501%
😍20.501%
💯10.251%
🙏10.251%
🤩10.251%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 43 of the 45 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 399 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 45 most recent posts we hold, published 5 June 2026 to 5 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 4 of 5 posts held from the last 30 days (80.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

5 Nov 2026, 19:28 UTC141 views5 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Немного вечернего юмора из переписок ❤️ Как вы, готовы на массаж лингама? Или на массаж йони? Или вообще на массаж паре? М? Пишите, откликайтесь — я вам рада 🥰 Обнимаю, Янетта, психолог и телесный терапевт. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Голосовое описание, что вас ждёт на сеансе йони и лингам массажа, высылаю по запросу в @Negnoe🌸 (не требует оплаты). Для мужчин, женщин и для пар. Обучаю онлайн сакральному йони и лингам массажу …

🔥3🤩1😁1

1 Nov 2026, 18:59 UTC354 views7 reactionsread 6 November 2026

🏛️ Мифы Древней Греции. Тайна олимпийского фаллоса В те далёкие времена, когда Зевс ещё не пользовался Telegram, а Афродита не проводила вебинары, жила в Элладе одна женщина. И захотела она постичь великое искусство доставления удовольствия мужчине. Отправилась она к оракулу и спросила: — О великий оракул! Открой мне тайну мужского удовольствия! Как прикоснуться к фаллосу так, чтобы мужчина познал неземное блажен…

🔥7

26 Oct 2026, 07:56 UTC632 views4 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Posted without readable text

❤2❤‍🔥1👍1

25 Oct 2026, 18:19 UTC514 views2 reactionsread 6 November 2026

– И какой тебе нравится размер файловая или линзами? — Что такое файловая или линзами? 🤔 — Блин, т9 😂 Размер фаллоса и лингама Хех, из моих свежих переписок на пьюр 🍿 Пишите смешное из переписок ))

😁2

23 Oct 2026, 20:35 UTC752 views11 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Настал день дать мужу секс Фантазирую историю, все совпадения — случайны. Женщина: Он хочет, я - нет. Что со мной не так? Я, конечно, иду в секс, потому что тогда и муж ласковый, добрый. А без этого - резковат. И я сама понимаю, что пора бы в близость, но как будто трудно себя настроить на это. — А чего хочется? — спрашиваю я. — Раскрыть чувственность с мужем хочется. Ведь где-то она есть к нему. — А если пока н…

❤11

9 Oct 2026, 21:25 UTC≈1,430 views20 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Она отреагировала не так. Опять 🙈 Вот мужчина прикасается к женщине, ему любовно, хорошо, а она убирает его руку... Он приостанавливается и через время снова мягко продолжает свое движение рукой. Она: Просто подержи руку, пожалуйста Он держит руку, а потом снова начинает движение рукой. Она: А можешь просто положить руку и ничего не делать? Почему ему так трудно просто держать руку? Ваши варианты жду в коммента…

❤14🔥3🥰2💯1

3 Oct 2026, 12:05 UTC≈1,170 views9 reactionsread 6 November 2026

Вашу йони парить не будем 🥰 Когда я договаривалась с Ириной о парении в Женском домике, у меня, конечно, возник профессиональный вопрос: — А йони как-нибудь паришь? Я больше десяти лет занимаюсь йони, и мне интересно, как у нее. Ирина сказала: "Таз - да, а йони - нет. Можно мягко прогревать область таза: поясницу, крестец, бёдра, ягодицы, низ живота. Работать веником, теплом, обмахиванием." И это, по словам Ирины…

🔥3❤2👍2🍓1🎉1

1 Oct 2026, 10:57 UTC≈1,100 views8 reactionsread 6 November 2026

«Апельсинчик!» — ещё. «Арбуз!» — хватит 😁 Продолжаю знакомить вас с тем, что будет в Женском Чувственном Домике. Я спросила пармастерицу Ирину, которая будет парить нас в бане: — А люди могут говорить тебе «сильнее», «меньше», «стоп», «ещё»? И вообще умеют ли? Я вот поняла, что не умею. Ирина ответила, что все по-разному. Кто-то очень хорошо чувствует, что ему нужно, и говорит об этом. А с кем-то они прямо учатся…

❤5🥰2🔥1

27 Sept 2026, 21:03 UTC≈1,070 views7 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Я сексуальная женщина. Главное — не спрашивать мою йони 😁 Когда-то я осознала себя сексуальной. Не могу объяснить. Сексуальность для меня не определяется внешним видом, количеством оргазмов, поведением каким-то особенным, моментальным возбуждением. Я могу идти в метро и реагировать на сексуальность других, хотя они могут быть усталыми, в обычной одежде, могут смотреть в свой телефон. Могу почувствовать лингамы му…

❤6👏1

26 Sept 2026, 21:57 UTC903 views24 reactionsread 6 November 2026

- Матка болит, - сказала мне дочь. Ей 16 л. Я положила руку на матку и заговорила с ней: "Ну, здравствуй, здравствуй! Как ты тут? Как ты? Что с тобой происходит?" Слушаю ее, слушаю и рассказываю дочке, что матка как будто прячется, как будто на шаг назад отступила. И дочь мне подтверждает: "Да, прячется. У месячные не приходят нормально" Я внутренне спрашиваю ее матку, в чем причина? И вижу, как вокруг столько …

❤16🔥7👏1

26 Sept 2026, 14:55 UTC943 views15 reactionsread 6 November 2026
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Не раскрывайте женщину. Поломаете цветок 😁 Меня иногда немного пугает словосочетание «раскрытие женственности» из уст других людей (не всех). Как будто женщина приехала на ретрит закрытая, а мы сейчас возьмём правильные практики, баню, женский круг, лошадей — и к воскресенью раскроем 🙈😅 Я больше десяти лет работаю с чувственностью и телом, и у меня совсем другое представление об этом. Когда-то на занятиях по йони…

❤8🔥3🎉2👍2

Showing the 12 most recent of 45 posts we hold for @yoni_lingam_massage. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 10 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Йони | лингам массаж | йони хилинг” (@yoni_lingam_massage), 6,355 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/yoni_lingam_massage.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.