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Укол Zонтиком

@ukol_z

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16,478subscribers

+261 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001276104619
TypeChannel
Username@ukol_z
Descriptionhttps://www.gosuslugi.ru/snet/67e3d02863eef14cd9dcb0ee Канал страшного человека - Виталия Серуканова :)
Created30 July 2018measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/ukol_z

Previous handles

Recorded in 2019 as “Укол Зонтиком — the title held for this same channel (matched by Telegram id, not by handle) in the Pushshift Telegram Dataset, a third-party archive captured in 2019-2020, years before this register made its own first observation. CC BY 4.0, Baumgartner, Zannettou, Squire & Blackburn (2020), Zenodo. A third party’s dated snapshot, not a measurement this register made itself.

Growth

16,08916,49816,293.55 August 2026 — 16,217 subscribers6 August 2026 — 16,217 subscribers7 August 2026 — 16,211 subscribers8 August 2026 — 16,089 subscribers9 August 2026 — 16,498 subscribers10 August 2026 — 16,487 subscribers11 August 2026 — 16,480 subscribers12 August 2026 — 16,491 subscribers13 August 2026 — 16,478 subscribers16,4785 August 202613 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 8 days, net +261. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 16,028–16,559 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 11:2516,478-13
12 Aug 2026, 10:0616,491+11
11 Aug 2026, 06:3816,480-7
10 Aug 2026, 04:2016,487-11
9 Aug 2026, 05:5716,498+409
8 Aug 2026, 03:5016,089-122
7 Aug 2026, 04:3016,211-6
6 Aug 2026, 02:1916,217no change
5 Aug 2026, 22:0016,217first reading

Engagement

56 posts held, back to 1 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 18 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
26.7%
avg views ÷ 16,478 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,400
55 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.13%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
56
of 56 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held56 (1 August 202612 August 2026)
Views total242,260
Reactions total2,731
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 15:10 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
2,870
Videos
1,040
Links
2,940

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
2m 18s
Average length
23s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

2,109 reactions across 43 posts, in 33 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 17.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💯37417.7%
🤣29113.8%
🤬2029.58%
🤮2019.53%
🙏1768.35%
😁1577.44%
🔥1245.88%
👍1115.26%
🤝1054.98%
👏733.46%
703.32%
🤡532.51%
🤪271.28%
🎉210.996%
💔170.806%
160.759%
❤‍🔥160.759%
🙈160.759%
🫡130.616%
60.284%
13 further kinds401.90%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 55 of the 56 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,731reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 56 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
4
across the posts below
Posts paid on
4
of 55 we hold a reading for · 7%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @ukol_z. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 56 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 1 August 2026 to 12 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 17:00 UTC≈3,520 views44 reactions1 Starread 13 August 2026
Forwarded from @ot_unosti_moeyaPhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

🙏33💔7🫡4

12 Aug 2026, 12:49 UTC≈3,550 views39 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

После судебного решения о снятии «Яблока» с думских выборов зеленский решил больше не скрывать, какую партию поддерживали украинские власти, а возможно и спецслужбы. Такое откровение требует отдельной проверки в отношении партии. 🌂 @ukol_z

👍24💯10🤡3🔥1🤮1

12 Aug 2026, 11:41 UTC≈4,340 views39 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Что и следовало ожидать: террорист Зеленский поддержал Яблоко и осудил их снятие. Враги России сильно недовольны, нынче у них были большие планы на эту «партию». А тут такой облом. Куратор партии негодует! 🌂 @ukol_z

🤣32💯5🤪1😱1

12 Aug 2026, 07:52 UTC≈3,470 views20 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Forwarded from @zabar1986Photo

В экспертной компании бородатых мужчин, состоящей из вашего покорного слуги, а также Виталия Серуканова и Константина Придыбайло, прокомментировал возможные перспективы певицы ртом - Инстасамки, которая навострила лыжи из России🤦‍♂️ https://smotrim.ru/brand/61566#playing_video=6059681

👏10🤡62🔥2

11 Aug 2026, 17:56 UTC≈3,700 views25 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Западные центры отчаялись раскачать обстановку со «скорой мобилизацией» через вбросы иноагентов и подключили аж Зелю с «докладами ГУР». Причина — выборы в Госдуму. Любой ценой им надо сейчас напрягать воздух внутри России и снижать рейтинг нашей власти. Ибо Украина уже потеряла весь экспорт через Чёрное Море, а это, простите, не менее 60% от всего объема. Плюс, предстоящий уже через пару месяцев энергетический и ото

👍22🤝21

11 Aug 2026, 16:23 UTC≈3,720 views26 reactionsread 13 August 2026

🔴🔴🔴 Напомнил в комментариях «Ридусу», что за содействие проектам и площадкам ФБК* предусмотрена жесткая уголовная ответственность. Одно из юридических лиц этой преступной секты также признано террористической организацией (головной офис в США). Их план с «Яблоком» провалился, теперь будут затягивать молодых обывателей через платформу «Умное Голосование»*. Все новые данные которой, конечно же, быстро утекут в открыт

🤝15💯6🔥5

11 Aug 2026, 15:09 UTC≈3,700 views34 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Яблоко сегодня 😂

😁22💯7🤝3🤮2

10 Aug 2026, 14:29 UTC≈6,910 views60 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Июль 2022. Самый разгар СВО, в стране патриотический подъем, сотни тысяч людей пошли в волонтеры, массово идут финансовые сборы на фронт. В то же время лидер нынешнего списка «Яблока» Кирилл Гончаров, прямо перед муниципальными выборами, едет в ЛИТВУ (самая антироссийская страна в Европе и прямой пособник киевского терроризма), где встречается с пулом беглых экстремистов, оказывающих поддержку режиму Зеленского. Н

🤬46🤮94🍾1

10 Aug 2026, 11:38 UTC≈3,750 views41 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Кто ты, воин?

🤪25🤣141🍓1

10 Aug 2026, 11:31 UTC≈3,740 views52 reactionsread 13 August 2026

По данным иноагентских СМИ рейтинг «яблока» сегодня чуть ли не 80%! 😂 Популярнее был только Борис Надеждин*! такую смешную игру ведут *иноагент

😁34🤣133👻2

10 Aug 2026, 10:51 UTC≈3,760 views50 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Тем временем безусая демшиза из «яблока» сегодня неистово пытается выдавать себя за полчища «сторонников». Людей среднего возраста или, уж тем более, пожилого — на эту тухлую колбасу не провести. Вот и окучивают по старой методике фриковатую молодежь. 🌂 @ukol_z

🤮29🤬10🤡6🥴21🔥1🤷‍♀1

Showing the 12 most recent of 56 posts we hold for @ukol_z. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 43,224 of 1,183,361entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 17 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Укол Zонтиком” (@ukol_z), 16,478 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ukol_z.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.