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uaresexycreature

@uaresexycreature

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563subscribers

-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001439830151
TypeChannel
Username@uaresexycreature
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/uaresexycreature

Growth

5635655647 August 2026 — 565 subscribers7 August 2026 — 565 subscribers15 August 2026 — 563 subscribers7 August 202615 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 9 days, net -2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 563–565 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 18:56563-2
7 Aug 2026, 23:16565no change
7 Aug 2026, 02:17565first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 9 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
26.9%
avg views ÷ 563 subscribers
Avg views / post
151
4 posts measured
Reaction rate
13.9%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 4 August 2026
Posts held16 (9 June 20264 August 2026)
Views total605
Reactions total84
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Aug 2026, 02:17 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

344 reactions across 16 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 519948661396866584710831.4%
custom 52219829783552434617321.2%
🔥7120.6%
custom 52020221178470882645816.9%
custom 5474533424796550383329.30%
💯20.581%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 344reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 9 June 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 16 we hold a reading for · 6%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @uaresexycreature. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 16 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 9 June 2026 to 4 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

4 Aug 2026, 16:03 UTC129 views12 reactionsread 7 August 2026

важный для меня выпуск — до сих пор кажется, что я «недоговорила»)) первое, что я у него прочла, были «люди лунного света» — для девочки-гимназистки 11-классницы с определенными взглядами это было как найти родственную душу, только в человеке, умершем много лет назад от голодной смерти. один из «стежков», который соединил нас с мужем — это как раз любовь к Василь Василичу) почти каждый год приезжаем в Сергиев Поса

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4 Aug 2026, 16:03 UTC122 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @peakofpurplemushroomsPhoto

он был «самым неприличным русским писателем» — так говорили о нём современники. его называли гениальным, возмутительным, «русским Фрейдом», «порнографом» и религиозным мыслителем. и он действительно был всем этим сразу — потому что говорил о том, о чём в его время молчали: о поле, о телесности, о святости желания, писал о мастурбации как о творческом акте, сравнивая онаниста с «арабским скакуном среди битюгов». его

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3 Aug 2026, 12:29 UTC131 views24 reactions1 Starread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @peakofpurplemushroomsPhoto

записали вчера два новых выпуска (один — на острую сексологическую тему, о которой многие просили) а уже завтра выходит новый эпизод 🥰 ждёте?

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21 Jul 2026, 15:03 UTC223 views32 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @peakofpurplemushroomsPhoto

грибники, случилось невероятное — нашему подкасту исполнилось три года! 💫 в честь этого события мы решили не устраивать пафосных речей, а сделать то, что будет точно интересно — ответить на ваши вопросы. в течение месяца мы собирали самые разные вопросы от грибников, а на самые интересные, неловкие и откровенные мы ответили в эфире без подготовки! чего там только нет: от истории нашего знакомства до самого кринжово

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13 Jul 2026, 21:29 UTC336 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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встретились с подругой в кафе на районе, на любимом моем месте рядом с изобильным книжным шкафом и табличкой «буккроссинг». сидим, обсуждаем взахлеб всякие наши литературные озарения, кому что понравилось, сыпем рекомендациями. она рассказывает про книгу «бессонница», написанную от лица физиолога, говорит, надо почитать > лезу скачивать в электронном формате > пока качаю, слышу радостный вопль > поднимаю голову >

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11 Jul 2026, 12:06 UTC252 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @peakofpurplemushrooms

грибники, уже завтра записываем выпуск с ответами на ваши вопросы! спасибо тем, кто их задаёт — обязательно ответим 🐓 а если вы хотели что-то узнать, но не успели спросить — велкам. вопрос можно задать анонимно 🐴

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9 Jul 2026, 13:09 UTC304 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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грибники, помните, мы с Аней обещали вам сюрприз? пока мы сдавали рукопись своей книги редактору, так вышло, что параллельно написали еще и три статьи в этот сборник! предзаказ уже открыт, мы и сами в ожидании — что там в остальных статьях от специалистов и каким вообще получился сборник? ждем выхода в августе💅🏼 p.s очень странно видеть свою фамилию на обложке книги, пока не понимаю, что это у меня вызывает кроме

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7 Jul 2026, 17:02 UTC251 views15 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @peakofpurplemushroomsPhoto

Евгений Дюрен, Альберт Хаген, Ферифантор, Герхард фон Вельзенбург — и всё это Иван Блох, который подарил миру сексологию. ♥️слушайте в новом выпуске! он дал науке имя, внедрил новый подход и систематизировал имеющиеся знания. как это удалось сделать еврею из небольшого немецкого городка? почему он был сторонником евгеники? и причём тут маркиз де Сад? выпуск заряжен на обсуждения — в конце мы разобрали и другие тем

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1 Jul 2026, 14:28 UTC272 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @peakofpurplemushrooms

грибники, хотим вам во всём признаться… 🙏 уже на следующих выходных записываем новые выпуски. и вы можете принять участие в создании одного эпизода. 💫в честь 3-летия подкаста ответим на ваши вопросы! спрашивайте что угодно — про нас, про подкаст, про книгу, может, что-то про вашу ситуацию. постараемся ответить максимально полно! задавайте вопросы в комментариях или анонимно через бот ❤️ а ответы услышите в новом

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23 Jun 2026, 15:41 UTC343 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @peakofpurplemushroomsPhoto

я не жадная бывала но не всякому давала каждый 25-й раз суровый следовал отказ! что это такое? откуда? а это пасхалочка для тех, кто будет слушать новый выпуск — про секс в СССР 🇷🇺 там вам Ксения Романовна обещала одну частушку... ⭐️в выпуске: что такое «красные» свадьбы и звездины? что называли «налогом на яйца»? как занимались сексом в коммуналках? почему Сталин запретил аборты? когда в СССР появилась сексология

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22 Jun 2026, 20:42 UTC326 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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вы знали кстати, что арахис сидит попарно в своей скорлупке?

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22 Jun 2026, 20:06 UTC320 views34 reactionsread 7 August 2026
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отмечаем редкий праздник в наших широтах — годовщину свадьбы! если бы меня спросили, как описать наши отношения, то без колебаний я бы ответила цитатой Розанова: «Любовь вовсе не огонь (часто определяют), любовь – воздух. Без нее – нет дыхания, а при ней «дышится легко». Вот и все.»

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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @uaresexycreature. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 308,575 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“uaresexycreature” (@uaresexycreature), 563 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/uaresexycreature.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.