Channel
@shitpostparty
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
46subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001798194226 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @shitpostparty |
| Description | ШИЗТЕВАЛЬ-2023 / ФЕДЕРАЛЬНЫЙ ПРОЕКТ ВЕЛИКОЙ СОЦИАЛЬНОЙ ЗНАЧИМОСТИ. ДОЛГО ЗАПРЯГАЕМ И НИКУДА ВООБЩЕ НЕ ЕДЕМ! |
| Created | Between 1 January 2022 and 31 January 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/shitpostparty |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 14:30 | 46 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:30 | 46 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 25 January 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
21 reactions across 8 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🫡 | 5 | 23.8% | |
| ❤ | 3 | 14.3% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 9.52% | |
| 👎 | 2 | 9.52% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 9.52% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 9.52% | |
| 😁 | 2 | 9.52% | |
| 🥴 | 2 | 9.52% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 4.76% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 21reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 25 January 2024 to 14 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
А почему бы нам не учредить новый федеральный праздник, великой социальной значимости — день Нижнего Телеграма и Народного Шитпоста? Например тащема 13 июня. Сразу после дня корпорации Российской Федерации 🇷🇺 Шитпостфестиваль уже 5 лет как не проводим. Пора двигаться дальшее и не останавливаться на достигнутом. Никогда не останавливаться!
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
Поздравляем всей нашей редакцией, Главного Шитпостера Всея Нижнего Телеграма и журналиста (по-стольку, по-скольку) — @micromedia666 Алексея Полоротова с Днём Рождения! Либо успеха и денег, либо здоровья! Решай сам! Алексей, поверь, 47 — это еще не приговор! А после 50-ти, жизнь только начинается! (по крайней мере, так говорят те, кто дожил) Также поздравляем Алексея, с досрочным присвоением ему очередного воиског…
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
в этом году на щитпост фестивале особым гостем будет админ канала лиминальное очко с особой программой: каждый желающий посетитель сможет подойти и нассать ему на лицо
👎2🥴2👍1
Аккредитация журналистов и СМИ на премьерное открытие щитпостфестиваля-2025, будет настолько жесткой и беспощадной, что на него (даст Бог) попадут только какие-нибудь а’ля «Реутов-ТВ» и «Люберецкий вестник»
😁2💯1
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
Возмущаюсь и охуеваю. Причем из года в год. Вообще, слушая каждый раз всяких разных спикеров и модераторов на ПЭ-МЭ-ЭФ-ах, я отчетливо понимаю, что федералы внаглую забрали нашу нижнетелеграмную щитпост-повестку. Дискуссия о лабубах, чебурашках и прочей священной бессмысленной поеботе — наша территория. Щитпостинг и щитспикинг — наш хлеб! А они его у нас отбирают! Можно подумать самые голодные?! А мы, — сидим, см…
🫡3
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
Возможно нас будет судить Дмитрий Анатольевич Медведев. За нашу нерасторопность и безответственность
🫡2💯1🔥1
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
судить никто не будет, только осуждать
🙏1
Скорее всего, нас всех будут судить за так и непроведенный шитпостфестиваль. Даже женский 😔 @shitpostparty
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
Вот именно, что — получается! Получается снова не провести! Нужно быть оптимистом и во всем видеть плюсы➕ ➕ ➕
🔥1
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
Нужно собрать всю нашу волю в кулак и хорошенько постараться во что бы то ни стало, этим летом! Опятьснова не провести щитпостфестиваль -2025. Уверен, в этот раз тоже получится! Ведь мы, — команда!
Signed IVAN TOR.GOV.KIN
в г. Алматы им Верхнего Ларса
Signed Aleksandr
Channel name was changed to «ЖЕНСКИЙ ЩИТПОСТ-ФЕСТИВАЛЬ-2026 OFFICIAL»
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @shitpostparty. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ЖЕНСКИЙ ЩИТПОСТ-ФЕСТИВАЛЬ-2026 OFFICIAL” (@shitpostparty), 46 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shitpostparty.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.