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Рядовой Шутников | Анекдоты

@private_joker_sir

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1,585subscribers

-50 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001900314249
TypeChannel
Username@private_joker_sir
CreatedBetween 1 March 2023 and 31 December 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held12
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/private_joker_sir

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,5851,6351,6109 August 2026 — 1,635 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,635 subscribers15 August 2026 — 1,634 subscribers19 August 2026 — 1,630 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,629 subscribers25 August 2026 — 1,627 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,626 subscribers31 August 2026 — 1,624 subscribers4 September 2026 — 1,621 subscribers9 September 2026 — 1,619 subscribers12 September 2026 — 1,599 subscribers16 September 2026 — 1,585 subscribers9 August 202616 September 2026
12 measurements spanning 38 days, net -50. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,578–1,643 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 08:361,585-14
12 Sept 2026, 19:571,599-20
9 Sept 2026, 06:161,619-2
4 Sept 2026, 03:571,621-3
31 Aug 2026, 15:571,624-2
28 Aug 2026, 08:251,626-1
25 Aug 2026, 11:421,627-2
22 Aug 2026, 21:171,629-1
19 Aug 2026, 02:251,630-4
15 Aug 2026, 17:421,634-1
9 Aug 2026, 13:011,635no change
9 Aug 2026, 10:161,635first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 24 March 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 June 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

5,183 reactions across 20 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍1,67432.3%
🔥1,40827.2%
1,01319.5%
😁2775.34%
👏2314.46%
🤔1162.24%
🤝1162.24%
🙈661.27%
🫡611.18%
😱571.10%
🤡390.752%
🤬390.752%
👌320.617%
💩200.386%
🙏140.27%
🕊120.232%
🗿40.077%
😨20.039%
🤣20.039%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,183 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 March 2025 to 21 June 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

21 Jun 2025, 17:07 UTC≈8,970 views181 reactionsread 9 August 2026

— Алексей! Открою вам тайну. Вы большой тормоз! — Какую? | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

🔥7926👍21😁16👏10🤔7🫡7🤝5

22 May 2025, 15:07 UTC≈9,210 views174 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Посадил дед печень. Выросла печень большая-пребольшая. Тянул дед, тянул, да не вытянул. | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

👍8052😁9🤔8😱8👏5🔥3🕊3

9 May 2025, 09:03 UTC≈9,130 views172 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Встречаются два охотника на медведей. Бывалый и молодой начинаюший. Бывалый заикаясь учит новичка: - За-заходиш в-в лес, г-главное не бояться. И-дешь к бе-берлоге, г-главное не бояться. За-заходиш в бе-берлогу, г-главное не бояться. В-вдруг оттуда на т-тебя р-рожа з-здоровенная.Берешь г-говно и по роже ему, и по роже! - Так подожди,а где я говно - то возьму? - Г-говно будет, г-главное не бояться. | Рядовой Шу

👍6537🔥30😁17🤡6🤔4🫡4💩3

9 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈12,200 views269 reactionsread 9 August 2026

КПП на Эстонской границе, к машине подходит пограничник и обращается к водителю: -Чааай.. Нетт, не чаай... Кооффе... Не кооффе... Каккава... Точно! Каккава цель вашшей поездки? | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

👍105🔥99😁18👏109🤝7👌6🤬6

8 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈12,000 views252 reactionsread 9 August 2026

— Стоит ли говорить, как я рад видеть вас в фан-клубе риторических вопросов? | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

👍14457🔥19😁14🤔10💩2🤡2👏1

7 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈11,400 views269 reactionsread 9 August 2026

- Здравствуйте, я на собеседование! - Добрый день, а к кому именно? - Не знаю. - А на какую вакансию? - Не знаю. - А что умеете? - Ну... Не знаю. - У нас уже есть тимлид | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

👍96🔥7943😁20🫡8👏7🤡6🙈4

6 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈11,100 views259 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Чем сельская свадьба отличается от сельских похорон? На одного бухого меньше. | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

👍12965🔥35👏18🙈4😱3👌1🕊1

5 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈11,000 views267 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Сотрудника вызывают к начальству: - Олег Семенович, мы заменим вас этим роботом. - А что он умеет делать? - Да как и вы - нихуя | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

👍14050🔥34🤝12🙈12👏7🤬5👌2

4 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈10,800 views297 reactionsread 9 August 2026

— Истица, вы утверждаете, что ответчик уволил вас несмотря на ваш предпенсионный возраст? — Да, господин судья. — Ответчик, что вы можете сказать по поводу данного обвинения? — Видите ли, господин судья, характер моего бизнеса таков... — А какой у вас бизнес? — Бордель, господин судья. | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

🔥109👍9026😁26👏18🤬7🤝6😱5

3 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈10,700 views267 reactionsread 9 August 2026

— А микроволновка у вас работает? — Как часы — Что-то она совсем не греет... — Я же говорю. Работает, как часы | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

🔥11544👍40😁19🤔11👏10🤝10😱8

2 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈10,600 views252 reactionsread 9 August 2026

- Кого бы вы мне посоветовали в вашем борделе? - Анжелику. - А почему именно её? - Она довольно узкий специалист | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

🔥10170👍53😁8🤔5🤡5🫡3👌2

1 Apr 2025, 04:07 UTC≈10,500 views260 reactionsread 9 August 2026

– Вы знаете, кто такой Эйнштейн? – Кто? – Он изобрел теорию относительности. – А что это? – Ну скажите: три волоса на голове – это много или мало? – Конечно, мало. – А три волоса в супе? Это и есть теория относительности. – И что, с этой хохмой он прославился? | Рядовой Шутников 😅 | Подписывайтесь на канал

👍11175🔥45😁13🤝4🫡3👏2🤔2

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @private_joker_sir. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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This channel appears in 52 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Рядовой Шутников | Анекдоты” (@private_joker_sir), 1,585 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/private_joker_sir.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.