Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
42 measurements spanning 72 days, net -1,196. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 36,442–37,996 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 42
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Oct 2026, 11:28
36,621
-16
17 Oct 2026, 14:47
36,637
-10
16 Oct 2026, 16:18
36,647
-22
15 Oct 2026, 14:56
36,669
-15
14 Oct 2026, 12:19
36,684
-31
12 Oct 2026, 21:58
36,715
-73
8 Oct 2026, 12:02
36,788
-58
4 Oct 2026, 03:39
36,846
-148
25 Sept 2026, 11:57
36,994
-94
19 Sept 2026, 01:21
37,088
-40
16 Sept 2026, 16:56
37,128
-41
14 Sept 2026, 20:21
37,169
-35
13 Sept 2026, 05:39
37,204
-30
11 Sept 2026, 08:16
37,234
-49
8 Sept 2026, 11:42
37,283
-45
5 Sept 2026, 05:37
37,328
-30
3 Sept 2026, 09:58
37,358
-14
2 Sept 2026, 07:34
37,372
-31
1 Sept 2026, 07:14
37,403
-15
31 Aug 2026, 05:57
37,418
first reading
Engagement
454 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 134 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
1.97%
avg views ÷ 36,621 subscribers
Avg views / post
720
181 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.02%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
181
of 454 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 176 of 181 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 18 October 2026
Posts held
454 (3 August 2026 – 18 October 2026)
Views total
130,338
Reactions total
1,288
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
18 Oct 2026, 19:26 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈863
Videos
≈1,700
Links
≈727
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 18 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
8m 58s
Average length
1m 17s
Measured directly from 7 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
3,075 reactions across 439 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 72.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
😁
2,222
72.3%
👍
332
10.8%
❤
268
8.72%
😢
70
2.28%
👏
62
2.02%
🤔
47
1.53%
😱
29
0.943%
🔥
18
0.585%
🥰
14
0.455%
🤯
6
0.195%
🤩
5
0.163%
🎉
2
0.065%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 442 of the 454 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,075 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 454 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 18 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
نشستم با پدر بزرگم شطرنج بازی کنم کیش و ماتش کردم گفتم به همین سادگی مات شدی
دیدم همون موقع موبایلش رو برداشت زنگ زد بابام گفت این پسر بیشعورت همش دختر میاره اینجا بعد که قطع کرد نگاه کرد بهم گفت چیه ؟ مات شدی؟😂
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
باز خوبه شما رو با بچه های فامیل مقایسه میکردن
ما تو فامیلمون درسخون نداشتیم مستقیم با خود بوعلی سینا مقایسه می شدیم😑😂
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
خانواده ایرانی قبل از پیدا شدن خواستگار:
همین که یه پسر سالم پیدا بشه اهل هیچ چیزی نباشه کافیه
بعد از پیدا شدن خواستگار:
بچه اون ماشین حساب رو بیار ببینم این علدنگ چی داره که فکر کرده میتونه بیاد خواستگاری دختر ما
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
زندگی به من آموخت :
تنها چیزی که با گذشت زمان درست میشه، سیر ترشیه!!!
بقیه چیزا با پول همون لحظه میتونه درست بشه!!! 😂😂
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
بازم این دهه هشتادیا خوب دارن جوونی میکنن
من دوم راهنمایی بودم برای اولین بار موهامو کج ریختم رو صورتم مامانم اومد دید گفت من دیگه از پس تو برنمیام نمیتونم کنترلت کنم صبر کن شب بابات بیاد😐😂
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
زنه تاپ پوشیده که مثلن واسه شوهرش عشوه بیاد، بعد دو ساعت تلاش بی وقفه
شوهره میگه تو سردت نیست دو ساعته اینجا لخت نشستی؟
یعنی احساسات این مردا کشته هااااا😂
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
با بابام تو ماشین بودیم کولر ماشین رو روشن نمیکرد، گفتم میدونستی وقتی هوا گرمه اگه بجای روشن کردن کولر شیشهها رو بدی پایین استهلاک ماشین خیلی بالاتر میره؟
گفت پس واسه همینه اینقدر مصرف بنزین بالاست، بعد شیشهها رو داد بالا بدون کولر به راهمون ادامه دادیم.
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
واسه بابام برنامه "ديوار" رو نصب كردم
از ديروز هی مياد تو اتاقم وسيله هامو برميداره ميگه :
تو اينا رو ميخوای؟
امروز داشت از خودمم عكس ميگرفت😂
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
اون سرى داشتم عكس دوس دخترمو از رو گوشى بوس ميكردم مامانم ديد گفت دارى چيكار ميكنى؟ گوشى رو چندبار ديگه بوسيدم گذاشتمش رو پيشونيم و گفتم جز سى هم تموم شد
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
دوستم و شوهرش قبل ازدواجشون ۲ سال دوست بودن. تو مراسم خواستگاری، بابای شوهرش گفته بوده خب شما دو تا که حرف خاصی ندارین، ما خونوادهها یه ده دقیقه بریم تو اتاق حرفامونو بزنیم :)))
_ #اوه_پشمام
🆔 @pashmamOrg
😁8❤1🤩1
Showing the 12 most recent of 454 posts we hold for @pashmamOrg. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 1 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
گیف ساب | gif sub @GIFSUBs · 20,302 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 61 here — alongside 60 others — read 27 September 2026
⌟ ایلومیناتی⌜ @iluminatim · 29,466 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 7 September 2026
کافه خنده ジ @Kafeh_khande · 36,078 Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 1 September 2026
badtq @badTQ · 77 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 54 here — alongside 53 others — read 4 September 2026
امپراطور اعتراض 👑🔥🫡✌️ @EmperorOfProtest · 51,945 Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 24 August 2026
KingProxy - پروکسی ضد فیلتر @kingproxiy · 37,468 Telegram ranks this channel #48 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 31 August 2026
[ آمپول بازی ] @Ampool_Bazii · 46,885 Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 25 August 2026
جعفر لوپز @Jafar_loopez · 45,741 Telegram ranks this channel #63 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 27 August 2026
This channel appears in 8 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“اوه پشمام...!!” (@pashmamOrg), 36,621 subscribers as measured 18 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pashmamOrg.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.