Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
33 measurements spanning 43 days, net -2,979. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 70,965–74,838 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 13:16
71,412
-200
16 Sept 2026, 02:58
71,612
-103
14 Sept 2026, 11:00
71,715
-100
13 Sept 2026, 00:00
71,815
-129
11 Sept 2026, 02:15
71,944
-216
8 Sept 2026, 00:18
72,160
-157
4 Sept 2026, 21:55
72,317
-88
3 Sept 2026, 09:28
72,405
-78
2 Sept 2026, 00:15
72,483
-76
1 Sept 2026, 03:15
72,559
-70
31 Aug 2026, 00:27
72,629
-65
30 Aug 2026, 03:44
72,694
-64
29 Aug 2026, 02:46
72,758
-86
28 Aug 2026, 01:33
72,844
-45
27 Aug 2026, 01:24
72,889
-67
26 Aug 2026, 03:22
72,956
-86
25 Aug 2026, 04:57
73,042
-66
24 Aug 2026, 00:05
73,108
-142
22 Aug 2026, 09:38
73,250
-89
20 Aug 2026, 22:33
73,339
first reading
Engagement
371 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 106 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
2.62%
avg views ÷ 71,412 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,870
198 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.02%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
198
of 371 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 September 2026
Posts held
371 (4 August 2026 – 26 September 2026)
Views total
371,073
Reactions total
11,204
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
27 Sept 2026, 02:05 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈11,400
Videos
≈8,450
Links
≈10,600
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
1h 42m
Average length
33s
Measured directly from 189 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
24,443 reactions across 371 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
5,804
23.7%
❤🔥
4,993
20.4%
🔥
3,810
15.6%
💅
2,178
8.91%
🤔
1,409
5.76%
👎
1,075
4.40%
🗿
1,019
4.17%
😱
771
3.15%
🤯
662
2.71%
💯
535
2.19%
👀
470
1.92%
👍
321
1.31%
🦄
301
1.23%
🤝
262
1.07%
🤷♂
228
0.933%
😍
220
0.9%
🤩
175
0.716%
🏆
106
0.434%
🍾
104
0.425%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 371 of the 371 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 24,443 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 371 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 26 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
7
across the posts below
Posts paid on
7
of 371 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @impr3ss. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 371 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 26 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
0.27%
1 of 371 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
2,010
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
2,000
over 370 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VtzquhENJF
1
31 August 2026
31 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 371 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 26 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Девушка запарилась и провела целое расследование на тему конфет «Ротфронт» — она выяснила, что вкус батончиков зависит от завода. Те самые конфеты из детства делали в Тамбове, а вот московские уже не те.
Узнать завод можно по букве рядом со сроком годности: R — Москва, F — Воронеж, D — Тамбов.
У каждого бизнеса может быть такой душный клиент
ответили в лс
Если вам кажется, что интернет стал токсичнее, то вам не кажется: исследователи выяснили, почему мы видим только негатив в сети
Дело в том, что токсичная атмосфера в сети заставляет обычных пользователей молчать, а самых активных — писать ещё больше. В итоге комментарии и обсуждения начинают выглядеть более злыми, чем общество на самом деле
Учёные четыре недели наблюдали за участниками эксперимента в Reddit: те, кт…
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Добавьте в бутылку кока-колы два яичных желтка, взболтайте смесь и перелейте в блендер (можно без него)
Влейте в смесь растопленное сливочное масло и взбейте 3 минуты
Всыпьте 85 грамм какао-п…
Концерта Канье в Петербурге не будет — это подтвердило американское агентство Access Opera
Представитель артиста подтвердил фанату, купившему билет, что шоу отменено, а за возвратом денег нужно обращаться к организатору Say Agency
В Access Opera объяснили всё максимально просто: «Газпром Арена» ранее заявила, что договора на проведение концерта не было, а без площадки артист выступать не может. При этом организатор…
Спасибо за половой акт
На маркетплейсах нашли лучшую алмазную мозаику для подарка тому самому
Праздничный сезон близко, берите идею на заметку
первое впечатление
Aston Martin Valhalla — автомобиль стоимостью около $1 млн, стал вирусным из-за того, что его открытые двери создают отражения в форме пениса над водителем и пассажиром
Ладно, не будем покупать
первое впечатление
Топ-100 лучших сериалов 21 века собрали The New York Times — рейтинг составлен на основе опроса сотни актёров, режиссёров, сценаристов, продюсеров и других людей из киноиндустрии
Распечатываем, вешаем на холодильник и ставим галочки, что уже смотрели. До пенсии список надо закончить
первое впечатление
Делаем Водяницу из Геншина из одного листа бумаги — абсолютно безумное оригами вирусится у фанатов игры:
Главное не подумать, что я тоже так смогу
— напоминают в комментариях
Но выглядит поистине впечатляюще
первое впечатление
30 минут из жизни школьной собаки-терапевта — надо посчитать сколько раз она была поглажена учениками
Ответ: всего набралось около 5000 поглаживаний. И нет, для неё это не напряжно, это буквально её работа 🦋
первое впечатление
Муха променяла дружбу на сигареты
Автор «подсадил» оцифрованный мозг мухи на сигареты, а затем предложил выбор: спасти товарища, с которым она успела сблизиться, либо ударить его током, но получить сигарету
В результате муха-курильщик ударила бедолагу током все восемь раз, чтобы просто сделать затяжку
Все как у людей
первое впечатление
🤣64❤🔥4💅4
Showing the 12 most recent of 371 posts we hold for @impr3ss. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@impr3ss edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
14 August 2026
Most recent edit
1 September 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 19 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Музыка 2026 | Песни @sad_tracky · 325,039 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 10 August 2026
Фактач | Факты | История @facta4ch · 330,916 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 10 August 2026
Новости: Честный ЗНАК, Импорт, Логистика, ТН ВЭД @importhot · 45,182 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 40 here — alongside 39 others — read 28 August 2026
by Бизнес @byBiznes · 41,791 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 49 here — alongside 48 others — read 28 August 2026
Музыка из TikTok @zeykanm_muzyka · 426,640 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 10 August 2026
Песни | Музыка | Ремиксы @trek_remix · 646,469 Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 8 August 2026
УЛИЧНЫЕ ДРАКИ БОИ НОКАУТЫ 👊 @mmanokauty · 212,093 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 58 here — alongside 57 others — read 11 August 2026
Футбольный транслятор | Чемпионат Мира @ftlive · 147,389 Telegram ranks this channel #28 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 12 August 2026
Русский Бизнес @RusskiyBis · 41,468 Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 29 August 2026
Новинки Песни 2026 | Музыка в машину @muzyka_track · 242,920 Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 63 here — alongside 62 others — read 26 August 2026
Музыка 2026 @pesni_vk_treky · 317,661 Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 59 here — alongside 58 others — read 10 August 2026
Плейлист 🎧 | Музыка для души @playlist_muzykaa · 166,745 Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 59 here — alongside 58 others — read 14 August 2026
Фонк Музыка | Phonk @phonk_xmusic · 180,640 Telegram ranks this channel #47 of 59 here — alongside 58 others — read 11 August 2026
This channel appears in 13 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“первое впечатление” (@impr3ss), 71,412 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/impr3ss.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.