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893subscribers

+23 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001388193661
TypeChannel
Username@flash_shtuki
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/flash_shtuki

Growth

870893881.56 August 2026 — 870 subscribers7 August 2026 — 870 subscribers14 August 2026 — 893 subscribers6 August 202614 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 8 days, net +23. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 867–896 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 11:45893+23
7 Aug 2026, 10:17870no change
6 Aug 2026, 21:33870first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 23 March 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
53.8%
avg views ÷ 893 subscribers
Avg views / post
480
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.56%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 4 August 2026
Posts held20 (23 March 20264 August 2026)
Views total1,440
Reactions total80
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 21:33 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

830 reactions across 20 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
44153.1%
🔥17821.4%
👏10612.8%
😢688.19%
🤩263.13%
🤯60.723%
👍50.602%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 830reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 March 2026 to 4 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

4 Aug 2026, 12:50 UTC204 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026

До конца трепетного опен-колла осталось всего несколько дней. Ждём ваши тексты до 2000 знаков на почте [email protected]!

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26 Jul 2026, 11:15 UTC507 views16 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Воркшоп «Письмо о трепетном» / 30 июля, 19:00 (Мск) Трепет — это языки-тюлени, и многое другое. Приходите в четверг на следующей неделе на воркшоп к нашей подруге, Насте Александровой-Матрохиной, поговорить о том, какое оно, трепетное письмо. Настя говорит о себе так: журналист, психолог, автор курса для начинающих и подуставших авторов «Письмо для жизни». 👐 Регистрация здесь Они сидят на крыше; на улице тепло. П

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16 Jul 2026, 17:26 UTC729 views48 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Без долгой паузы объявляем следующий опен-колл. Тема — трепет. Самое летнее, самое тонкое, самое трудноопределимое чувство. Присылайте свои тексты до 2000 знаков на почту [email protected] до 9 августа включительно. А ещё в июле ждите особый трепетный воркшоп от писательницы, со-автора курса «Письмо для жизни» и психолога Насти Александровой-Матрохиной. Скоро расскажем подробнее!

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13 Jul 2026, 16:54 UTC735 views63 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Когда я была маленькая, дед завещал мне квартиру — две комнаты в центре грустного города. Дед мечтал, как я, взрослая и с длинными косами, буду открывать дверь гостям. Я не любила эти разговоры. Всякий раз после них мне представлялась дедушкина смерть. Вот дед лежит на желтом шелке спальни, а над ним как воздушный змей парит его душа. Сердце останавливается — душу-воздушного змея уносит в облака. В детский сад меня

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11 Jul 2026, 16:15 UTC482 views46 reactionsread 6 August 2026

И ладно бабушка собрала: - ночную сорочку - белье - фотографий пачку - старый блокнот - документы - черное платье - косынку в этом похоронишь меня — завещала она, а еще она завещала: - продать квартиру - деньги разделить, мальчикам на детские счета положить (тем, о которых я только год назад узнала) - к единственному и любимому сыну ее подхоронить (в Калининграде) - воздвигнуть им двоим памятник (огромный, блестящи

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10 Jul 2026, 15:28 UTC444 views49 reactionsread 6 August 2026

моим друзьям завещаю Сначала все, как обычно. Включаете ноутбук. На рабочем столе найдете папку «Мои документы». Мой первый компьютерный мастер, Павел Михайлович, однажды сказал: «Главная рабочая папка должна так называться». Я ему поверила. Он был похож на Доктора Айболита, только переодетого в свитер и джинсы. Мог прийти, все починить и ни копейки не взять за работу. Потому что: «Ну я же просто нажал комбинацию

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9 Jul 2026, 16:17 UTC560 views56 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Когда Таня пришла в гости к Наде играть в «Барби: Показ мод», её встретил тягучий запах варёной капусты и тухлых яиц, и она зажала нос. «Не обращай внимания, это бабушка», — сказала Надя. Надя включила компьютер и принялась показывать Тане, как подобрать расцветку наряда, причёску и музыку для показа. Таня старалась следить за курсором, но то и дело отвлекалась на вонь. Она косилась мимо компьютера в попытке разгля

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7 Jul 2026, 15:18 UTC515 views52 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Пять слов из завещания Зойка роется в мамином столе в поисках подходящего слова. Оно должно быть длинным и сложным — тогда из его букв получится составить много новых, коротких. Под стопкой квитанций и пожухлых журналов «Лиза» она находит белоснежный листок с заголовком: «Завещание». Зойка берет фломастер и начинает выписывать в столбик: ВЕЩИ Мама кидала папины вещи в окно он бегал по улице размахивая руками прохож

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6 Jul 2026, 15:15 UTC≈1,060 views59 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Я хочу, чтобы хоронили одну мою ногу (левую), одну руку (правую), где захотят. Все остальное сжечь. Долго хранить прах, пока полеты в космос не станут по цене вафельницы, или микроволновки. Туда запустить больше всего праха. Со мной в гроб прошу положить голографическую картину с Иисусом, как он создает планету в космосе, ту картину, что стоит у меня на кухне. Потом сжечь грейпфрут, крабовые палочки, тыквенные семеч

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5 Jul 2026, 15:41 UTC634 views47 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Мы внимательно и с большим удовольствием прочитали и обсудили все работы, которые вы прислали на опен-колл «Завещание». А теперь готовы объявить тех, чьи тексты вошли в наш шорт-лист! Это: Агата Костина Настя Лаврентьева Маша Сосновская Ксения Макарова Анастасия Журавлева Катя Артемьева Поздравляем! Публикацию «завещаний» начнем уже завтра. И, конечно, спасибо всем, кто поучаствовал!

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19 May 2026, 13:19 UTC≈1,250 views37 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Старый опен-колл закончился. Объявляем новый. Тема — «Завещание». Присылайте тексты завещаний ваших героев и тексты о завещаниях до 2 000 знаков на почту [email protected] Работы принимаем до 8 июня. С авторами текстов, которые мы готовы опубликовать, обязательно свяжемся!

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7 May 2026, 16:17 UTC≈1,090 views41 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Я — река Я просыпаюсь в 6:00, когда небо тлеет ярко-красным южным рассветом. Сегодня я — река. У меня нет ног, рук и головы, есть только цель. Я вытекаю из кровати, огибаю спящих детей и плыву к выходу из дома, на ходу собирая в себя мелкий мусор и кошачью шерсть. Со сна я резко пахну тиной и застоявшейся водой, но мне все равно. Я заплываю в комнату и подхватываю поводок. Моя собака перебирает лапами, плывет по м

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @flash_shtuki. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

23 Mar 2026, 09:44 UTCAnonymous Poll83 voters

Ну как вы там, дневниковые?

  1. текст уже отправлен, жду итоги!47%
  2. дописываю и жестко не успеваю19%
  3. все пропустил:а :(34%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 March 2026 to 4 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 165,489 of 1,340,412entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Штуки” (@flash_shtuki), 893 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/flash_shtuki.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.