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ЖП

@cpalenta

5 usernames

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

111,806subscribers

+110,267 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002111275240
TypeChannel
Usernames@cpa_express @cpa_feed @cpalenta @CPANewsFeed @rumorsnews
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 August 2026
Measurements held35
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/cpalenta

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 41% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,539139,06970,3046 August 2026 — 1,539 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,540 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,540 subscribers7 August 2026 — 7,093 subscribers7 August 2026 — 21,766 subscribers7 August 2026 — 56,656 subscribers7 August 2026 — 56,656 subscribers7 August 2026 — 61,909 subscribers7 August 2026 — 61,909 subscribers8 August 2026 — 80,747 subscribers8 August 2026 — 112,300 subscribers8 August 2026 — 123,419 subscribers8 August 2026 — 123,419 subscribers9 August 2026 — 127,752 subscribers9 August 2026 — 128,109 subscribers9 August 2026 — 129,745 subscribers9 August 2026 — 130,647 subscribers9 August 2026 — 130,651 subscribers10 August 2026 — 138,519 subscribers10 August 2026 — 139,069 subscribers10 August 2026 — 136,301 subscribers10 August 2026 — 136,291 subscribers10 August 2026 — 130,396 subscribers11 August 2026 — 124,764 subscribers11 August 2026 — 124,775 subscribers11 August 2026 — 124,775 subscribers11 August 2026 — 124,776 subscribers11 August 2026 — 124,663 subscribers12 August 2026 — 124,566 subscribers12 August 2026 — 123,775 subscribers12 August 2026 — 123,696 subscribers12 August 2026 — 123,696 subscribers12 August 2026 — 123,629 subscribers13 August 2026 — 111,806 subscribers13 August 2026 — 111,806 subscribers111,8066 August 202613 August 2026
35 measurements spanning 7 days, net +110,267. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Aug 2026, 13:19111,806no change
13 Aug 2026, 12:38111,806-11,823
12 Aug 2026, 19:54123,629-67
12 Aug 2026, 19:07123,696no change
12 Aug 2026, 18:53123,696-79
12 Aug 2026, 14:54123,775-791
12 Aug 2026, 09:12124,566-97
11 Aug 2026, 21:46124,663-113
11 Aug 2026, 16:43124,776+1
11 Aug 2026, 16:08124,775no change
11 Aug 2026, 16:08124,775+11
11 Aug 2026, 09:03124,764-5,632
10 Aug 2026, 23:16130,396-5,895
10 Aug 2026, 17:58136,291-10
10 Aug 2026, 17:41136,301-2,768
10 Aug 2026, 12:52139,069+550
10 Aug 2026, 06:12138,519+7,868
9 Aug 2026, 22:12130,651+4
9 Aug 2026, 21:16130,647+902
9 Aug 2026, 18:41129,745first reading

Engagement

64 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 20 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
0.451%
avg views ÷ 111,806 subscribers
Avg views / post
505
64 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.306%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
64
of 64 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 14 of 64 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held64 (5 August 202612 August 2026)
Views total32,290
Reactions total36
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 06:34 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
9m 53s
Average length
40s

Measured directly from 15 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

36 reactions across 13 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥1541.7%
1027.8%
🤡616.7%
😁25.56%
👍12.78%
🤮12.78%
🥴12.78%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 64 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 36reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 64 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 19:53 UTC194 views1 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

🤡 Мелбеты не опять, а снова затащили 200-айсикью тугосерю старичка Флинта в какой-то кринж блиц-опрос — дедуликс всего за пару минут доказал, что отсутствие интима даёт о себе знать таблетки всё-таки нужно пить вовремя Мало того, шо запоздалый пубертатник сыпал шутками уровня шкилы ниже пояса, так он их ещё и разжёвывал — видать, всерьёз опасался, шо падпеска не оценит масштаб «глубокой» мысли 🦷 🥴 Мде, одмен, канеш

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12 Aug 2026, 18:48 UTC207 viewsread 13 August 2026
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🥴 Аришка Мантрова, осевшая в шарашке Jetton Partners на посту CMO, похоже, решила обнулить остатки адекватности возродить свой кринж-образ в медийке 🤡 Ребята внезапно достали из закромов уже протухший контент с прошедших конф и выкатили обзор своей кальянной зоны с Мантровой в роли ведущей. 🤪 Непонятно почему, но монтаж выглядит так, будто какой-то бумер судорожно лепил видос на коленке, воруя стоковые мемы в попыт

12 Aug 2026, 18:38 UTC222 viewsread 13 August 2026
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Lukkly Casino не выплачивают ₽14.8 млн более года, потому что лудик участвовал в СВО (но реальная причина в другом). В июне 2025-го мужик опубликовал следующую жалобу: он выиграл $179к в кази, вывел ₽50к, а после этого его акк ограничили и отправили на доп. проверки. С тех пор несчастный лудик прошёл кучу верификаций (после пятой я сбился со счёта) и каждый раз получал один ответ: «Это небыстрый процесс, ждите». В к

12 Aug 2026, 14:53 UTC255 viewsread 13 August 2026
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💍 Даня Марченко (овнер Leadshub) сыграл пышную свадьбу и собрал на ней целую арбитражную делегацию. Поздравлять молодых приехали Паша Панин, Лёша Громовиков, Аня из ExGaming, Катя Барселона, Паша Слепков и овнер DSRCM Богдан Онищенко. Торжество прошло на загородной площадке, а за атмосферу отвечали не только цветочки и шампанское, но и целый строй спартанцев в полном обмундировании. 🐗 Обсудить сплетню в чате можно

12 Aug 2026, 12:03 UTC273 viewsread 13 August 2026
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Торгаш арбитражными курсами и совладелец Gidfinance Дима Бузаев решил устроить своим сотрудникам тимбилдинг, вдохновлённый свадебными кассетами из 90-х. 🥳 Культурная программа была мощная: полуголый Димон с пивком захватил микрофон, офис-менеджера пустили по рукам, а финальным конкурсом стали пощёчины коллегам лавашом. Короче, праздник прошёл по всем канонам: дёшево, сердито и очень кринжово. 🤡 🐗 Обсудить сплетню

12 Aug 2026, 10:17 UTC260 viewsread 13 August 2026
Video

Рубрика: давайте скинемся на рехаб 🤪 Тихий, спокойный летний вторничный вечер и вдруг внезапно мефедроновая автобиография ворвалась с двух ног. Отрывки сознания Ибры пытаются захватить всех инстаграм-юзеров, но попали в меня. Максимальный приход. Дисклеймер. Если у вас проблемы со средним ухом, то к просмотру не рекомендую. Но если вам необходимо блевануть, то врубайте х1,5. То есть чел общается с машиной и четка

12 Aug 2026, 07:24 UTC267 views3 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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11 Aug 2026, 21:02 UTC314 viewsread 13 August 2026
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🤡 Ну шо, Royal Partners продолжают обмазываться гавной: за пару дней навалились жалобы на их казики — Volna, Martin, Izzi, Legzo и Iris взялись зажимать суммы, за которые в приличном обществе даж спорить неловко Главный прекол в том, шо речь про копейки из кармана: сотка-другая зелени, одному бедолаге не доехал деп в 60 бакинских — шаражка, которая недавно приморозила лудику 380 косарей, нынче подбирает то, шо завал

11 Aug 2026, 17:22 UTC266 viewsread 12 August 2026
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Роялы продолжают скамить игроков, самоунижаясь в процессе. Форумы лудиков пестрят жалобами на бренды Роялов, и если раньше речь шла о крупных бабках (вроде недавней невыплаты $380к), то сейчас народу зажимают совершенно смешные суммы — $100-$300. Самая маленькая невыплата составила, внимание, $56… Ситуации у всех похожие: сначала их игнорит саппорт, а потом Роялы оправдываются «проблемами с платёжками». Не верится,

11 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC294 viewsread 12 August 2026
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🤢 У Royal Partners появилась новая головная боль. Теперь в интернете собираются недовольные игроки их казиков: кто-то не может забрать выигрыш, кому-то после попытки вывода блокают аккаунт, а одному типу вообще не зачислили несчастные $56 депозита. Самое забавное, что речь идёт даже не о каких-то огромных джекпотах, а о довольно смешных для казино суммах. На фоне всей истории вокруг Royal Partners выглядит это особе

11 Aug 2026, 16:27 UTC255 viewsread 12 August 2026
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🤡 Влад Марлон возомнил себя ЗОЖным гуру и решил податься в инфоцыгане поиметь с подписоты копейку, создав платный тг-канал Очевидно, общение с шерстяным наёбщиком Иброй Мехмедовым не прошло бесследно 🤦‍♂️ — Марлон вышел в соцсетки и сообщил, что за 35 баксов в месяц планирует показывать избранным свою лухари-жизу, спорт, походы по врачам и «что-то из личного» (остаётся надеяться, что не интимные контакты с кентами).

11 Aug 2026, 15:27 UTC265 viewsread 12 August 2026
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👨‍💻 Марлон создал платный тг-канал с секретами своего жития-бытия. Инфоцыганством Владос это, конечно, не считает. Просто раньше вы смотрели, как живёт Марлон, бесплатно, а теперь за $35 сможете ещё и узнать, как ему удаётся держать организм в тонусе после очередного заезда по белоснежному альпийскому снежку. 🤡 — надеюсь, секрет будет посильнее совета пить магний перед сном 👑 — бизнес-класс дорожает, приходится иск

Showing the 12 most recent of 64 posts we hold for @cpalenta. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@cpalenta edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
8 August 2026

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

9 Aug 2026, 19:36 UTCAnonymous Poll12 voters

Кринж недели

  1. 1️⃣ Никита Кустов17%
  2. 2️⃣ JetTon83%
  3. 3️⃣ Таня Кулагина8%

The shares total 108%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 64 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 12 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 41,179 of 1,176,251entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 19 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ЖП” (@cpalenta), 111,806 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cpalenta.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.