Benny Johnson on Kaaaaahhhhhmalaaaahhh "why does it always sound like youre in seventh grade being lectured on putting crayons in the pencil sharpener?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Channel
Chelsea Hillier
@chelseahillier
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
38subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001620772448 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @chelseahillier |
| Description | It had something to do with the rain |
| Created | 20 March 2023 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/chelseahillier |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 21:01 | 38 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:48 | 38 | first reading |
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 14 August 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 August 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 654
- Videos
- 701
- Links
- 419
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 12m 21s
- Average length
- 1m 14s
Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
20 reactions across 8 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 5 | 25.0% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 20.0% | |
| 🤣 | 4 | 20.0% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 15.0% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 15.0% | |
| 👀 | 1 | 5.00% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 20reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 14 August 2024 to 23 August 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
⚫️🇺🇸 Democrat’s Philly, PA USA
Video, posted without a caption
The good old days: June 14, 2011. Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑
They resurrected Stephen Hawking (again) for the DNC. Amazing translation skills. Helen Keller would be jealous. @AltSkull48 @TheParanormiesPresent
🤣4
Video, posted without a caption
https://youtu.be/ieInZRDalEs?si=bXdkUG1AhXLePxsX
🔥4
https://youtu.be/hJCzJpQeCSU?si=hJWFkiNjpmD_T-7o
The majority of this was written on a fishing trip in May after I shut the show down. I get that not everybody is into reading polemics so I made it into a video for fun. https://open.substack.com/pub/repetepod/p/liars?r=12tspt&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
❤2
Australian breakdancer Raygun addresses criticism of her incredible Olympic performance. (Shockingly accurate parody) Olympic breakdancer Raygun responds to critics from Australia with husband coach. (1 min 55 seconds) Join: @davidavocadowolfe 🥑
Drew Dunn on Trump's Assassination Attempt "If our government tried to do an assassination attempt, that's kind of how it would look...That was the DMV of assassination attempts." 😂 EDWARD DOWD
Join me in Aylmer Aug 26th with Pastor Henry. Proceeds to fight the legal machine and political monster. Get your tickets by reserving early on line or $20 at the door.https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/995460588417?aff=oddtdtcreator
❤3
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @chelseahillier. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
@davidavocadowolfe · 104,5584 postsRandy Hillier Channel
@randyhillier · 2,3172 postsAlt Skull's Charnel House
@AltSkull48 · 30,4241 postEdward Dowd
@Edward_Dowd · 12,3801 postFollow The White Rabbit ™ 🐇
@followsthewhiterabbit · 80,6881 postMeme Cannons
@MemeCannons88 · 17,1141 postRe:PETER
@repeterpod · 2611 postThe Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox · 121,7911 postFrom the river to the sea, Ceuta shall be free!
@volmemes · 15,7341 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
@davidavocadowolfe · 104,5583 postsAlt Skull's Charnel House
@AltSkull48 · 30,4241 postEdward Dowd
@Edward_Dowd · 12,3801 postThe Paranormies Present
@TheParanormiesPresent · 27,3331 postThe Vigilant Fox 🦊
@VigilantFox · 121,7911 postFrom the river to the sea, Ceuta shall be free!
@volmemes · 15,7341 post
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Chelsea Hillier” (@chelseahillier), 38 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/chelseahillier.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.