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не так, а Пак

@Zhenstvennayafigura

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

706subscribers

-6 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001174048379
TypeChannel
Username@Zhenstvennayafigura
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 September 2026
Measurements held6
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/Zhenstvennayafigura

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 43% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7067127097 August 2026 — 712 subscribers8 August 2026 — 712 subscribers21 August 2026 — 708 subscribers28 August 2026 — 712 subscribers4 September 2026 — 708 subscribers13 September 2026 — 706 subscribers7 August 202613 September 2026
6 measurements spanning 37 days, net -6. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 705–713 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Sept 2026, 13:41706-2
4 Sept 2026, 19:59708-4
28 Aug 2026, 02:24712+4
21 Aug 2026, 01:27708-4
8 Aug 2026, 02:17712no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:26712first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 5 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 17s
Average length
39s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

507 reactions across 19 posts, in 25 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤17835.1%
😁7615.0%
🔥5711.2%
❤‍🔥428.28%
custom 5427113167622799035254.93%
💯224.34%
😍193.75%
😭173.35%
😢101.97%
🥰91.78%
custom 542738640485223445071.38%
👍61.18%
🍾50.986%
🦄50.986%
💋40.789%
💔40.789%
💘40.789%
🤪40.789%
🤣30.592%
🎉20.394%
5 further kinds81.58%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 507 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 5 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
6
across the posts below
Posts paid on
2
of 20 we hold a reading for · 10%
Most on one post
5
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @Zhenstvennayafigura. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 July 2026 to 6 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 05:46 UTC175 views33 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤19😍6👍5custom 54271131676227990353

5 Aug 2026, 06:14 UTC259 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

УМОЛЯЮ!!! Не нужно!

💯14❤5🔥4

4 Aug 2026, 17:54 UTC280 views0 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ну и нравы в этой вашей Итаке — чуть что не так, сразу копьё в живот. 🙄

2 Aug 2026, 19:42 UTC347 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026

У меня есть Марина. А ещё у меня есть очень быстро бегающие тараканы в голове. И все они бегали много лет по одному и тому же кругу: диета, неустойчивый результат, срыв, набор, снова диета. Голодовки, компульсивные зажоры, обвинение себя в слабости — в общем, все вы всё знаете. У Марины очень крутой подход к питанию. Потому что она постоянно учится и повышает свою квалификацию и экспертность. Если вы хотите налад…

❤10💋2😍2

2 Aug 2026, 12:16 UTC335 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Скандал в благородном семействе. Нынешняя жена бывшего мужа Ксении Бородиной поехала в полицию (не добровольно) — объясняться по поводу своей работы «косметологом». И вот со всех сторон начинают нападать и хейтить… журналиста, которая провела расследование, сняла и вызвала полицию. То есть, какая-то инстакуропатка без медобразования колет лица палёными коктейлями с али-экспресса и делает косметологические процедуры…

❤21😨1

31 Jul 2026, 22:26 UTC347 views44 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Первое августа на Руси издревле считали особым днём. Днём просранного июля.

❤26😁15🤣3

30 Jul 2026, 16:47 UTC429 views51 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Учу мужа ухаживать за лицом. В конце концов человек атопик. Он-то привык протирать лицо наждачкой с утра. И пару раз в течение дня умываться водой с мылом 117-в-1 (тем самым, которым можно и посуду мыть, и колёса чернить, и пятна битума выводить, и перхоть у хорьков лечить). А тут я влезла. Первое время приходилось пациента связывать, чтобы, например, нанести санскрин. Вечером вчера умывался. А я ж обязательно сво…

❤25😁12custom 54273864048522344507🔥2😱2👍1🥰1custom 54271131676227990351

30 Jul 2026, 09:07 UTC415 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

у меня ща порвётся мозг. Но я слышу и то, и другое.

😁9💯8🤔2🤯2

29 Jul 2026, 11:02 UTC394 views51 reactions5 Starsread 8 August 2026
Video

ну я вообще ничего так

🔥30😍9🍾5❤3❤‍🔥2🎉2

21 Jul 2026, 17:38 UTC654 views28 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

❤14😢10💘4

21 Jul 2026, 07:16 UTC660 views21 reactions1 Starread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

🔥10🥰8💋2❤1

20 Jul 2026, 18:31 UTC589 views26 reactionsread 8 August 2026

В Кыргызстане адово пекло. Днём реально жар, как в бане! Ну шутка ли — 45 градусов. Но завтра уже должно стать легче. Похолодает. До 42.

😁14😭6❤5☃1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Zhenstvennayafigura. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“не так, а Пак” (@Zhenstvennayafigura), 706 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Zhenstvennayafigura.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.