※ جعبه اسرار میکوشد تا بدور از هرگونه فعالیت سیاسی و غیراخلاقی، در راستای نقد اجتماعی با زبان طنز تولید محتوا کند. ※ با احترام، این کانال، مسئولیتی بابت کامنت کاربران ندارد.
ارتباط : 📢 @Secrets_ads
Created
22 April 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset)
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 76% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
34 measurements spanning 43 days, net -2,436. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 66,607–69,773 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
17 Sept 2026, 22:40
66,972
-114
15 Sept 2026, 17:37
67,086
-63
13 Sept 2026, 22:40
67,149
-127
12 Sept 2026, 04:37
67,276
-104
9 Sept 2026, 20:35
67,380
-185
6 Sept 2026, 13:37
67,565
-125
4 Sept 2026, 03:22
67,690
-58
2 Sept 2026, 14:44
67,748
-54
1 Sept 2026, 13:06
67,802
-53
31 Aug 2026, 12:35
67,855
-68
30 Aug 2026, 13:27
67,923
-35
29 Aug 2026, 16:16
67,958
-57
28 Aug 2026, 16:37
68,015
-68
27 Aug 2026, 14:33
68,083
-29
26 Aug 2026, 14:33
68,112
-50
25 Aug 2026, 17:52
68,162
-48
24 Aug 2026, 17:14
68,210
-80
22 Aug 2026, 22:48
68,290
-101
21 Aug 2026, 14:28
68,391
-59
20 Aug 2026, 17:03
68,450
first reading
Engagement
911 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 105 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
4.35%
avg views ÷ 66,972 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,910
509 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.69%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
509
of 911 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 463 of 509 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 September 2026
Posts held
911 (5 August 2026 – 26 September 2026)
Views total
1,483,391
Reactions total
36,384
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
27 Sept 2026, 02:35 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈23,200
Videos
≈11,800
Links
≈4,430
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
4h 16m
Average length
46s
Measured directly from 332 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
62,179 reactions across 803 posts, in 24 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
💩
13,400
21.6%
👍
11,437
18.4%
💔
6,919
11.1%
🤣
5,580
8.97%
❤
4,272
6.87%
🤬
4,145
6.67%
😭
2,728
4.39%
👌
2,684
4.32%
😁
2,533
4.07%
🤮
1,750
2.81%
👏
1,699
2.73%
🖕
1,560
2.51%
😢
1,146
1.84%
😍
842
1.35%
👎
374
0.601%
😐
257
0.413%
😱
225
0.362%
🥴
205
0.33%
🔥
119
0.191%
🤩
89
0.143%
4 further kinds
215
0.346%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 829 of the 911 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 63,168 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 911 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 26 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
میگویند از یک عرزشی پرسیدند: «تو چرا اینقدر پست و پلید و فرومایهای؟» پاسخ داد: «پس هنوز پدرم را ندیدهای!» حالا حکایت چپهای ایرانی و پدر معنویشان چپ اروپایی است، نماینده حزب چپ آلمان سخنانش را در پارلمان یک کشور سکولار با جمله «السلام علیکم و رحمة الله و برکاته» به پایان میبرد.
📡 @Secrets_Box
ادعای یه پزشک کودکان: امروز تو بخش اورژانس، یه دختربچه ۵ ساله رو با خونریزیِ واژینال آوردن! این بچه با پدرش و دوستِ پدرش تو خونه تنها بوده. تجاوز واسه ما مشهوده ولی پدرش آورده میگه بچه افتاده روی جاروبرقی و آسیب دیده! ما که واسه بررسیهای قانونی فرستاديم به مراجع مربوطه ولی شما لطفا بچههاتون رو با هیچکسی تنها نذارید...
📡 @Secrets_Box
ایلان ماسک مجوزهای مهمی برای اتصال مستقیم گوشیها به ماهواره استارلینک گرفته؛ فناوریای که در صورت فراهم شدن دسترسی تو ایران، میتونه وابستگی به اینترنت و زیرساختهای ارتباطی داخلی رو خیلی خیلی کمتر کنه. اینترنت ماهوارهای حالا یه قدم دیگه به گوشیهای معمولی نزدیکتر شده؛ فناوری «استارلینک دایرکت تو سل» قراره کاری کنه که گوشیهای سازگار، تو جاهایی که آنتن موبایل وجود نداره، مستقیماً به ماهواره استارلینک وصل بشن؛ یعن…
فک کن دبیر شعام یعنی فیلد مارشال میگه فرودگاههای منطقه رو میزنیم بعد خود شعام میاد تکذیب میکنه! محسن رضایی به نظرم صحبتهاش تنها و صرفا در جهت ارضای فکری تندروهاست نه واقعیت میدانی!
📡 @Secrets_Box
چین در همراهی با آمریکا خرید نفت ایران را ۹۲٪ کم کرده؛ چون منافعش در تجارت ۵۰۰ میلیارد دلاری با آمریکاست نه ۴۰ میلیاردی ایران! منافع ملی ما کجاست؟! نفتمان را تراستیها غارت میکنند، با سقوط هر دیکتاتور از چاوز تا اسد میلیاردها دلار ثروت ملی ما دفن میشود و اختلاسها میلیارد دلاریست
_محمد پارسی_
📡 @Secrets_Box
ترامپ: «کاری که آنها میخواهند انجام دهند، این است که فوراً تنگه هرمز را باز کنند. میدانید چرا؟ چون دارند از پا درمیآیند. میدانید چرا؟ چون دیگر هیچ پولی وارد کشورشان نمیشود. آنها درآمدشان را از طریق تنگه هرمز به دست میآورند. بنابراین خودشان خودشان را دور زدند. آنها گفتند: «بیایید تنگه را ببندیم و برای جهان مشکل ایجاد کنیم.» بعد من وارد عمل شدم و بزرگترین محاصره تاریخ نظامی را ایجاد کردیم؛ یک دیوار فولادی است. ح…
ترامپ: من توافق جدید با جمهوری اسلامی را رد کردم. میدونید، این چیزیه که تو اخبار جعلی نمیخونید یا نمیبینید. ولی ما داریم با قدرت خیلی زیادی پیروز میشیم. ما کنترل کامل تنگه هرمز رو در اختیار داریم و حجم عظیمی از نفت داره از تنگه هرمز خارج میشه. دیشب ۲۹ تا کشتی از اونجا عبور کردن. اونا میخوان توافق کنن. منم فکر میکنم توافق کردن خوبه، من خودم هم با توافق مشکلی ندارم. ولی اون توافق اصلا قابل قبول نیست.
📡 @Secrets…
قوه قضاییه بهدلیل تماس فیزیکی دو بازیگر، علیه عوامل یک تئاتر اعلام جرم کرد
📡 @Secrets_Box
💩43🤪16💔3👍2
Showing the 12 most recent of 911 posts we hold for @Secrets_Box. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 21 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
گوزخند 😷🌬 @Guziha · 59,784 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 21 August 2026
واسِلیص🗿 @VaseLisTel · 80,938 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 60 here — alongside 59 others — read 21 August 2026
جهان تاریخی @Worlddax · 62,042 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 21 August 2026
💥آیا میدانستید....💥 @AYA_MIDANSTIID1 · 53,771 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 24 August 2026
اسپارتاکص¹⁰ @SparTaxy · 84,393 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 21 August 2026
پادگان 85 @padegn85 · 214,102 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 55 here — alongside 54 others — read 21 August 2026
[ نارنجـق ] 👻 @Naenja · 78,401 Telegram ranks this channel #51 of 65 here — alongside 64 others — read 21 August 2026
This channel appears in 7 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“جعبه اسرار” (@Secrets_Box), 66,972 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Secrets_Box.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.