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Несерьезный МИД

@NE_MIDa

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10,743subscribers

-13 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001173160378
TypeChannel
Username@NE_MIDa
DescriptionНе СМИ, несерьезный блог пишется лапками серьезных людей Стремные новости Шутки за 300 Важное за день #расследованиядопрабабки #познавательное #гдетовпараллельнойвселенной #чтозапретилисегодня
Created4 October 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/NE_MIDa

Growth

10,74310,75610,749.56 August 2026 — 10,756 subscribers6 August 2026 — 10,756 subscribers6 August 2026 — 10,754 subscribers7 August 2026 — 10,753 subscribers8 August 2026 — 10,752 subscribers9 August 2026 — 10,749 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,744 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,743 subscribers6 August 202611 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 6 days, net -13. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,741–10,758 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Aug 2026, 15:5810,743-1
10 Aug 2026, 13:4410,744-5
9 Aug 2026, 14:2110,749-3
8 Aug 2026, 17:4110,752-1
7 Aug 2026, 17:4510,753-1
6 Aug 2026, 18:4710,754-2
6 Aug 2026, 02:4610,756no change
6 Aug 2026, 02:0810,756first reading

Engagement

119 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 16 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
8.22%
avg views ÷ 10,743 subscribers
Avg views / post
884
119 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.61%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
119
of 119 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 13 August 2026
Posts held119 (5 August 202613 August 2026)
Views total105,141
Reactions total3,792
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 04:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
12,600
Videos
7,640
Links
7,610

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
27m 25s
Average length
44s

Measured directly from 37 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

3,326 reactions across 106 posts, in 41 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 14.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣46414.0%
😁37911.4%
🤬33610.1%
👍2507.52%
🔥2246.73%
🤡1805.41%
💯1594.78%
🤯1474.42%
🤮1364.09%
1253.76%
😍1013.04%
👀872.62%
🥰832.50%
🤔782.35%
👏672.01%
💊651.95%
🙈651.95%
😱541.62%
👎461.38%
🙏371.11%
21 further kinds2437.31%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 119 of the 119 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,792reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 119 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 13 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

13 Aug 2026, 04:28 UTC103 views1 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Бобры НАТО оккупируют Калининградскую область — нашествие животных из Польши и Литвы угрожает снизить урожайность в регионе Бобриная экспансия продолжается уже два месяца. Из-за их строек водоёмы выходят из берегов, заливают поля и леса или, наоборот, заболачивают местность. Местные жители решили дать отпор «иностранным захватчикам», чтобы сохранить урожай — сотня добровольцев разобрала 43 плотины, некоторые прямо

😁1

12 Aug 2026, 22:35 UTC701 views10 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Самые красивые кадры полного солнечного затмения удалось заснять жителям Испании. @NE_MIDa

🤩5👍2😍2👏1

12 Aug 2026, 22:22 UTC708 views14 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Полное солнечное затмение наблюдали в небе над Россией Лучше всего его было видно в Мурманске, Архангельске, Пскове, Петрозаводске, Петербурге и Калининграде. @NE_MIDa

👍75🤩2

12 Aug 2026, 20:57 UTC748 views28 reactionsread 13 August 2026

Организацию нелегальной миграции приравняли к подрывной антигосударственной деятельности. @NE_MIDa

👍22🙏4👌1😁1

12 Aug 2026, 15:50 UTC881 views22 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

McDonald’s собирает на клиентов досье на 515 страниц — мужчина попросил компанию показать все данные, какие о нём хранятся. Там все заказы, любимая еда и даже прогноз трат. Шанс, что он перестанет ходить за бургерами, алгоритм оценил в 0%. @NE_MIDa

😁12🔥5🤯5

12 Aug 2026, 14:18 UTC915 views63 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Товарищи, НАС ОПЯТЬ ОБМАНУЛИ! Нагло, подло, как и полагается гадюкам! Она остается 😐 @NE_MIDa

🤮46😭9😁6👎2

12 Aug 2026, 13:40 UTC893 views37 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Министр обороны Молдавии прикинулся, что не понимает русский язык Анатолий Носатый прервал журналистку на пресс-конференции после заседания правительства, когда девушка начала задавать вопрос на русском. Носатый резко ответил на румынском: "Я вас не понимаю". На сайте правительства указано, что он владеет румынским, английским и русским языками. @NE_MIDa

🤡37

12 Aug 2026, 13:02 UTC888 views23 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Кинотеатру в Канаде пришлось повесить нарисованный от руки постер "Человека-паука: Новый день". Из-за проблем с доставкой им не привезли ни одной оригинальной афиши, поэтому руководство попросило сотрудника нарисовать постер самостоятельно, и его шедевр повесили вместо оригинала. Все не ладно у Человека-паука... @NE_MIDa

😁17👍6

12 Aug 2026, 12:14 UTC932 views56 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Зеленский: Если Путин настолько жаждет войны, что прибегнул к очередной вопиющей политической манипуляции с помощью фиктивных выборов, до такой степени, что побоялся допустить к голосованию хотя бы одну партию, которая хотя бы что-то говорила о необходимости мира, и исключил из списков партию «Яблоко», то его приоритеты предельно ясны Там Зеленский партию "Яблоко" ща до расстрела доведет с такой поддержкой 🤣 @NE_M

🤣47🤮9

12 Aug 2026, 11:33 UTC844 views9 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Ozon Банк удалили с Google Play Также приложение может в любой момент исчезнуть из App Store. @NE_MIDa

😈5🤯31

12 Aug 2026, 11:01 UTC538 views17 reactionsread 12 August 2026

И все же интересно, кто это е*ал? ПМЭФовцы, признавайтесь, чье у*бище? 😅🤣

😁13🤣3🤔1

12 Aug 2026, 10:24 UTC750 views9 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Данные почти всех жителей Казахстана слили в даркнет Хакер выставил на продажу базу с данными 15 миллионов человек— это 3/4 населения страны. Он заявил, что получил данные через уязвимость государственного портала eGov. Архив весит 2,7 ГБ и содержит 47 миллионов строк с паспортными данными, телефонами, электронной почтой, местами работы и даже сканами документов. За всю базу хакер просит 0,5 биткоина — всего 2,6 м

😱6🤯3

Showing the 12 most recent of 119 posts we hold for @NE_MIDa. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@NE_MIDa edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
8 August 2026

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 14,420 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 27 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Несерьезный МИД” (@NE_MIDa), 10,743 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NE_MIDa.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.