Je suis choqué : en Colombie, le nouveau président refuse de respecter les droits de l’Homme dans la lutte contre les narcotrafiquants communistes. Je déconne. Il a bien raison de les arroser à la mitraillette ces sales rouges.
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Channel
@KimJongUnique
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
19,300subscribers
-55 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
| Telegram ID | -1001507608137 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @KimJongUnique |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 31 January 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/KimJongUnique |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 02:45 | 19,300 | -6 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 03:35 | 19,306 | -2 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 01:38 | 19,308 | -11 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 23:34 | 19,319 | -5 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 00:53 | 19,324 | -5 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:12 | 19,329 | -18 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:17 | 19,347 | -8 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:31 | 19,355 | first reading |
23 posts held, back to 27 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 23 (27 June 2026 – 10 August 2026) |
| Views total | 33,380 |
| Reactions total | 1,870 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 23:48 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
7,822 reactions across 23 posts, in 28 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 4,843 | 61.9% | |
| 💯 | 514 | 6.57% | |
| 👏 | 467 | 5.97% | |
| 😁 | 449 | 5.74% | |
| 🤬 | 340 | 4.35% | |
| ❤ | 274 | 3.50% | |
| 👍 | 215 | 2.75% | |
| 😎 | 195 | 2.49% | |
| 🦄 | 108 | 1.38% | |
| 🫡 | 64 | 0.818% | |
| 🍌 | 63 | 0.805% | |
| 👌 | 60 | 0.767% | |
| 🙊 | 49 | 0.626% | |
| 🏆 | 43 | 0.55% | |
| 🍾 | 27 | 0.345% | |
| 🥰 | 26 | 0.332% | |
| ⚡ | 19 | 0.243% | |
| 🔥 | 16 | 0.205% | |
| 🆒 | 13 | 0.166% | |
| 🎉 | 8 | 0.102% | |
| 8 further kinds | 29 | 0.371% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 23 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7,822reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 23 most recent posts we hold, published 27 June 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Je suis choqué : en Colombie, le nouveau président refuse de respecter les droits de l’Homme dans la lutte contre les narcotrafiquants communistes. Je déconne. Il a bien raison de les arroser à la mitraillette ces sales rouges.
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Je viens d’ouvrir une page Facebook. On part à l’assaut de la citadelle des normies et des boomers. Ce qui m’a motivé, c’est que j’avais un petit compte pour suivre l’actualité locale et les informations diverses. Un jour, il y avait eu un débat sur la page de ma ville sur un projet de HLM. Je m’étaus exprimé en disant que "ce genre d’habitations attirait des cassos du Tiers-Monde qui défèquent dans les ascenseurs…
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Si on vire tous les immigrés, qui tiendra les parapluies pour les gauchistes, pendant qu’ils feront des discours pour comémorer la journée nationale d’abolition de l’esclavage?
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Confiez à une femme la gestion d’une des pires catastrophes depuis des décennies... Ça va bien s’passer.
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Regarder un match de l’équipe de France avec des Italiens racistes, c’est une expérience. 🤣🤣🤣 Les "figlio di puttana", quand Mbappé était en gros plan et les applaudissements, quand l’Espagne a marqué le pénalty... 😅
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Le docteur Mariama Le Pen : elle répare les ordinateurs à distance et fabrique des grigris avec des pattes de poulet pour vous apporter la chance.
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Cette bécasse de Marine Le Pen montre clairement qu’elle est l’assurance-vie du Système. Cela dit, en y réfléchissant bien, je voterai pour elle pour qu’elle se vautre et décrédibilise au pouvoir. Trop de gens sincères, mais naïfs, pensent que voter RN va tout arranger. Il faut donc mettre les amateurs du RN au pouvoir pour leur ouvrir les yeux. Un échec du RN ouvrira la voie à une alternative nationaliste plus dur…
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Une sénatrice paraguayenne est dans la sauce pour avoir vanné Kyllian Mbappé. La FFF appelle carrément la justice française à la poursuivre. Ils croient que la France va mobiliser le Charles de Gaulle et le GIGN, en mode Mossad, pour choper une élue paraguayenne qui a déclaré que Mbappé têtait du lait de coco. Sérieux? 🤣🤣🤣
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Tout le monde sait.
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Il y en a qui abusent avec l’IA. Source : https://x.com/i/status/2072764747154612343
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La rémigration, ce sera très facile à faire. Vous mettez quelques cartons de ventilateurs à bord d’un avion de fret. Il y a foule. Elle rentre dans l’avion. Vous fermez la porte et le tour est joué. Ça marche aussi avec les kroustys.
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Je suis révolté. Révolté que des cadres, qui gagnent 54.000€ net / an roulent en Tesla Model 3, pendant que des eurodéputés d’extrême-gauche, gagnant le double, soient contraints de rouler dans des Audi A8 du corps diplomatique 4 fois plus chère que des Tesla de base. Il faut donc taxer ces salauds de riches, qui touchent 54.000€ / an.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 23 posts we hold for @KimJongUnique. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 373,973 of 1,169,250entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“KimJongUnique 👖” (@KimJongUnique), 19,300 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/KimJongUnique.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.