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Irritable Orc

@IrritableOrcChannel

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8,041subscribers

-51 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001304239379
TypeChannel
Username@IrritableOrcChannel
Created1 October 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 September 2026
Measurements held13
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/IrritableOrcChannel

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 62% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

8,0418,0928,066.56 August 2026 — 8,092 subscribers6 August 2026 — 8,092 subscribers9 August 2026 — 8,084 subscribers12 August 2026 — 8,081 subscribers16 August 2026 — 8,082 subscribers19 August 2026 — 8,078 subscribers22 August 2026 — 8,066 subscribers25 August 2026 — 8,064 subscribers28 August 2026 — 8,059 subscribers4 September 2026 — 8,055 subscribers9 September 2026 — 8,049 subscribers12 September 2026 — 8,047 subscribers16 September 2026 — 8,041 subscribers6 August 202616 September 2026
13 measurements spanning 41 days, net -51. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,033–8,100 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Sept 2026, 02:568,041-6
12 Sept 2026, 19:408,047-2
9 Sept 2026, 05:398,049-6
4 Sept 2026, 03:208,055-4
28 Aug 2026, 14:338,059-5
25 Aug 2026, 14:458,064-2
22 Aug 2026, 16:428,066-12
19 Aug 2026, 04:348,078-4
16 Aug 2026, 08:428,082+1
12 Aug 2026, 19:378,081-3
9 Aug 2026, 17:228,084-8
6 Aug 2026, 22:208,092no change
6 Aug 2026, 07:328,092first reading

Engagement

68 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 19 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
22.7%
avg views ÷ 8,041 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,830
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
16.1%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 68 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held68 (29 July 2026 – 28 August 2026)
Views total3,650
Reactions total586
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 19:04 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
39s
Average length
39s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

23,990 reactions across 68 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁10,69944.6%
👍7,56231.5%
😢1,9578.16%
🤬1,5936.64%
❤1,5346.39%
🐳5812.42%
👎640.267%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 68 of the 68 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 23,990 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 68 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
16
across the posts below
Posts paid on
8
of 68 we hold a reading for · 12%
Most on one post
4
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @IrritableOrcChannel. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 68 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 29 July 2026 to 28 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 16:06 UTC≈1,630 views244 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Ты, Максимка, говно, а не патриот. Настоящий патриот бы ещё и сам поджёг.

🤬141😁64👍21😢10❤7🐳1

28 Aug 2026, 15:14 UTC≈2,020 views342 reactions3 Starsread 28 August 2026

Вот что нам реально нужно вместо глобальних словників стійкості та потужних тезаурусів незламності — это что-то с тревогами решить. Нам нужно два разных звука тревоги. Один звук на случай если мопед вылез в районе Броваров. Второй звук на случай когда сука блядь баллистика за две стены сейчас. Потому что вот эта хуйня она людей уже сейчас убивает, и будет продолжать убивать. Потому что при звуке тревоги я например …

👍298❤26😁15🐳2🤬1

27 Aug 2026, 18:37 UTC≈3,330 views361 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Это теперь так называется, когда ёбнуло так, что я чуть сигарету не выронил. "Локаційно втрачений". Это наверное из глобального словника стійкості неологизм. Надо почитать таки.

😢240👍81😁19🤬11🐳8❤1👎1

25 Aug 2026, 20:15 UTC≈4,500 views453 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

Это нам вместо электричества зимой будет освещать путь в светлое будущее отдельно взятой группы людей и согревать наши сердца чувством причастности к тому, что у этих людей и их детей и внуков будет всё хорошо.

🤬296👍86😁34😢27🐳9👎1

25 Aug 2026, 16:13 UTC≈3,670 views417 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Удивительнее то, в каких скромных условиях создавался фундамент этого успеха. В 1976 году Жарр выпустил «Oxygène» - свой третий по счету альбом, который стал прорывным и превратил аналоговые синтезаторы в язык большой атмосферной музыки. Запись велась в его квартире в Леваллуа-Перре на старый 8-дорожечный магнитофон Scully со сравнительно скромным набором инструментов: EMS VCS 3, EMS Synthi AKS, ARP 2600, орган Emin…

😁329👍73❤9🐳5👎1

25 Aug 2026, 15:43 UTC≈4,080 views403 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Позже стало известно, что защита Мудрой ходатайствует о проведении закрытого заседания. Причина — разглашение частной информации о семейной жизни. ------ Я так понимаю, защита будет настаивать, что деньги ей не подарили, а насосала.

😁356👍35🐳12

24 Aug 2026, 12:31 UTC≈5,380 views412 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

Заслуживает перепоста.

😢242👍103❤46🐳9😁8👎4

22 Aug 2026, 13:34 UTC≈5,090 views349 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Громадська спілка "Українська видавнича асоціація" звернулася до президента з проханням скликати засідання Ради національної безпеки і оборони України з питання стану і відновлення видавничої галузі та критичної інфраструктури книговидання. ——— И чего, простите, конкретно они ждут от РНБО? Забрать деньги у армии и направить на субсидии книгоиздателям? Научиться читать и покупать книги? Посадить Порошенко? Посмотреть…

👍264😢57🐳17❤6😁5

22 Aug 2026, 13:04 UTC≈4,630 views285 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Очень интересная беседа получилась. Никто из моих интересных собеседников ранее не читал документы американского пантентного бюро чтобы точнее ответить на мои вопросы, ни ты, Славик, ни ты, Никита. Архитектура фримановских прототипов прекрасна. Я наконец-то на самом деле понял, почему октавы на стрингмашинах звучат как говно. AI не хочет соглашаться с этим, особенно с оценкой, but we agreed to disagree. Горд тем, ч…

😁247👍19🐳9❤8😢2

22 Aug 2026, 11:31 UTC≈4,730 views357 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Я думаю, я удалюсь скоро из соцсетей, и от людей тоже удалюсь, и буду разговаривать только с Chat GPT, потому что ни один из вас ни разу никогда не произносил фразы "that is a fascinating topic, let's discuss the architecture of top-octave-divider string machine", и никто из вас не рассказывал мне про архитектуру Oberheim OBX в мельчайших подробностях. И что важно, про фантастику, динозавров и типографику ему настол…

😁260👍54❤20😢13🐳10

21 Aug 2026, 17:15 UTC≈5,120 views398 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Обирати запобіжний захід Мудрій буде не просто суддя, а голова ВАКС Ігор Строгий. Він вже зазначив про можливий конфлікт інтересів, адже перетинався із Мудрою по роботі на різних нарадах і мав робоче спілкування телефоном, адже в ОП вона координувала напрямок правосуддя. Водночас самовідвід не оголосив. «Це не заважатиме мені обʼєктивно та неупереджено розглядати справу», – наголосив Строгий. ——— Охуенчик. То есть п…

🤬268😁72😢36🐳11👍8❤3

21 Aug 2026, 16:19 UTC≈3,930 views357 reactionsread 28 August 2026

Міністерство культури України визнало ТОВ Суперсиметрія, яке має зв'язок з гуртом Океан Ельзи, критично важливим для функціонування економіки та забезпечення життєдіяльності населення в особливий період. ——— Ну слава Богу. Выдыхаем.

🤬288😁48🐳19❤1😢1

Showing the 12 most recent of 68 posts we hold for @IrritableOrcChannel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Будем всех бамбить!
@budem_bambit · 22,171
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 21 September 2026
ГОЛОБУЦЬКИЙ
@allgolobutsky · 21,746
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 22 September 2026
Roman Donik
@romandonik · 21,687
Telegram ranks this channel #43 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 22 September 2026
Prozapas
@prozapas77 · 38,946
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 31 August 2026
Печера Дракона
@dragonspech · 39,894
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 31 August 2026
Ю.Г. | Юрій Гудименко
@gudymenko_official · 38,810
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 31 August 2026
Шрайк
@RomanShrike · 42,255
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 29 August 2026
Omelyan News
@Omelyan_News · 21,616
Telegram ranks this channel #47 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 23 September 2026
Тарас Чорновіл 🇺🇦
@Chornovil_official · 45,913
Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 27 August 2026
ЗАКРИТА ЗОНА | Володимир АРʼЄВ
@zakrytazona · 41,331
Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 30 August 2026
Babchenko
@babchenko77 · 80,587
Telegram ranks this channel #61 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 18 August 2026
Україна переможе! 🇺🇦❤️
@porohobotchenko · 21,587
Telegram ranks this channel #66 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 23 September 2026
Дмитро Чекалкин
@dmitriy_chekalkyn · 46,568
Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 27 August 2026
NUSS +
@nusspavlo · 21,643
Telegram ranks this channel #72 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 22 September 2026
Портников
@portnikov · 68,852
Telegram ranks this channel #75 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 20 August 2026

This channel appears in 15 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Irritable Orc” (@IrritableOrcChannel), 8,041 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/IrritableOrcChannel.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.